Crafty Murica: Where American Weapons Are Overrated & Players Die Like the Rest!

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1002
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we prove that American weapons are totally overrated! Join us and witness the hilarity as even the toughest players crumble like a soggy cookie when faced with our INSANE challenges.

Our server is so wild that even the mighty American weapons will fail you! That’s right, you heard it here first folks. They will die just like the rest of us if you shoot them. Don’t believe us? Come see for yourself and prepare to be amazed.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a FLYING PIG into battle, mine for diamonds with a TOOTHBRUSH, and even challenge the ENDER DRAGON to a dance-off. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft adventures of your life. Just remember, American weapons are overrated, but our server is LEGENDARY.

GoldenSky Server

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1410
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

The GoldenSky server has been around since 2013 and is 10 years old this year! Over the years it has included many players who have collected very personal memories in the game and with other players. The focus of the server is the game modes SkyBlock and Survival.

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Ruinous Horizons

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7746
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Animals Bred:	200
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Void Armor Forged:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Welcome to Ruinous Horizons, the most thrilling Cobblemon server pack you’ve ever seen! Dive into a world where Pokémon become your greatest ally and embark on an epic journey filled with adventure. Additional mods are added to enhance the experience. Use our modpack! Just search up Ruinous Horizons on technic or curseforge, or join our discord to see more ways.

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Aether SMP

Economy, Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2185
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Towns Built:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0

› ˖°꒰ What is Aether SMP? Aether SMP is a Java and Bedrock SMP server founded on friendship and having a good time. We seek to create a comfortable and fun atmosphere for everyone. If you’re looking for a server that feels like a family, check us out.› ˖°꒰ Server Features: ╭ ────────────────── :: -﹆ ៸ ៸ Non-P2W ︰﹆៸៸ Java/Bedrock crossplay ︰﹆៸៸ Appealable bans ︰﹆៸៸ Vote ranks with perks A ﹆ ៸ ៸ TPA / Sethomes ︰﹆៸៸ Warp creation ︰﹆៸៸ Player driven economy ︰﹆៸៸ Open staff applications ︰﹆៸៸ Relaxed rules ╰ ────────────────── ::

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Bloom SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6256
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Welcome to the original Bloom SMP! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.Features: – Anti griefing – Cross play – A welcoming community – An active Discord – A friendly staff team – Regular eventsBloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

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Swemy Horseys

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4478
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

51.81.37.166:36570

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1346
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

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Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	512
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Star Shards Collected:	162
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

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HibiscusMC

Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6283
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8589	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	21

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

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GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	415
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Villages Defended:	17
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Falling into the Void:	2

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

gt.craftersland.net

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9683
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	3101	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Potions Brewed:	73
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	28
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Players Killed by Monsters:	4560

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

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Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8949
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	New Chunks Explored:	187671
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

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Hjonkcraft Servers

Creative, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9748
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Star Shards Collected:	166
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Alien Abductions:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

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Arcadia

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6169
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5883	Falling into the Void:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	17

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Haven Network

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8295
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Runes Activated:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Dive into Haven’s Survival server for an unparalleled adventure featuring unique dungeons, customizable kits, job opportunities, and epic quests with playtime rewards. Take the excitement up a notch on our KitPvP server, where you’ll engage in 1.8 PvP mechanics, climb leaderboards, duel opponents, and conquer custom arenas with multiple kits. Join us for an immersive experience where survival meets thrilling PvP battles.

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DN Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3288
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	15
Void Gems Collected:	17	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Welcome to DN Network, the ultimate Minecraft server experience that takes survival gameplay to the next level! Embark on an unforgettable journey in a virtual world brimming with unique features and endless possibilities. **Bounty Hunters:** Are you a fearless adventurer with a taste for thrilling challenges? Test your skills as a bounty hunter, tracking down elusive targets and claiming rewards for their capture. The exhilarating chase, intense battles, and lucrative payouts make the Bounty Hunters feature a favorite among those seeking an adrenaline rush.**Top Money and Banks:** Rise to the top of the economic ladder and establish your dominance in the realm of wealth. With the Top Money leaderboard, you’ll always know who’s reigning as the richest player. Safeguard your hard-earned loot by utilizing our sophisticated banking system, ensuring your riches remain secure even in the face of danger.**Land Claim:** Forge your own path in a vast and ever-expanding world with the Land Claim system. Protect your territory and creations from unwanted intruders by staking your claim and establishing boundaries. Build, mine, and explore with the confidence that your efforts are safe and sound within your designated land.**Survival at its Finest:** Dive into the heart of survival gameplay as you gather resources, construct shelters, and fend off hostile creatures. DN Network offers a challenging survival experience that pushes you to adapt, innovate, and thrive in a dynamic environment. Whether you’re a seasoned survivor or a newcomer, you’ll find ample opportunities for growth and excitement.**Clans and Clan Wars:** Forge alliances and build your own tight-knit community by joining or creating a clan. Collaborate with your fellow members to establish strongholds, gather resources, and undertake epic quests. If peaceful coexistence isn’t your style, engage in thrilling clan wars that pit your strategic prowess against rival groups in intense battles for supremacy.Immerse yourself in the immersive world of DN Network, where the boundaries between reality and the digital realm blur. Whether you’re seeking the thrill of the hunt, the satisfaction of amassing wealth, the camaraderie of clan life, or the challenge of survival, our server has something for everyone. Join us now and become part of a thriving community that values creativity, camaraderie, and the pursuit of adventure. Your journey awaits on DN Network!

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