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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 3351 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 24 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 330 |
Our server is so wild that even the mighty American weapons will fail you! That’s right, you heard it here first folks. They will die just like the rest of us if you shoot them. Don’t believe us? Come see for yourself and prepare to be amazed.
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a FLYING PIG into battle, mine for diamonds with a TOOTHBRUSH, and even challenge the ENDER DRAGON to a dance-off. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft adventures of your life. Just remember, American weapons are overrated, but our server is LEGENDARY.