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Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 9235 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
New Chunks Explored: | 119050 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
Our server is so wild that even the mighty American weapons will fail you! That’s right, you heard it here first folks. They will die just like the rest of us if you shoot them. Don’t believe us? Come see for yourself and prepare to be amazed.
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a FLYING PIG into battle, mine for diamonds with a TOOTHBRUSH, and even challenge the ENDER DRAGON to a dance-off. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft adventures of your life. Just remember, American weapons are overrated, but our server is LEGENDARY.