Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Looking for a server that will make you laugh so hard you might pee your pants? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most bonkers place you’ll ever lay your pixelated feet on!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a pack of derpy wolves wearing top hats and monocles, ready to lead you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Doom. But be warned, the carrot has a mind of its own and will challenge you to a dance-off before revealing its location.

Need a break from all the wackiness? No problem! Just head on over to our exclusive spa area where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a gaming adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking chicken who’s secretly a wizard in disguise. Odin’s blessings to you, brave adventurer!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players: 107/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Talking Trees Consulted: 1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Trump Tower Minecraft Server

    Trump Tower Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re building the greatest wall in the world? Join our server where you can team up with President Donald J. Trump himself to create the most tremendous structures you’ve ever seen!

    Build a wall so big, even the creepers will pay for it! With exclusive appearances from President Trump at virtual rallies and town halls, you’ll feel like you’re right in the action, making Minecraft great again!

    Join now and make your Minecraft world great again, again! Build, create, and MAGA to your heart’s content on our server. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this historic Minecraft experience!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • 8 6 8 0 6 3 6 1 – Minecraft SMP

    8 6 8 0 6 3 6 1 – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where we give and receive advice on vtubing! That’s right, forget about diamonds and creepers, it’s all about becoming the next big vtuber sensation!

    Not sure if you should stream on Twitch or YouTube? Don’t worry, our community of virtual YouTubers will help you make the right decision. And if you’re wondering if there’s an audience for something crazy like juggling while riding a llama, we’ll give you the honest answer (spoiler alert: there probably is).

    But that’s not all! We also have open auditions for virtual idol companies like Hololive, Niji, and Brave. Who knows, you could be the next big virtual superstar! So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP and let’s make some virtual magic happen!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • DadCraft Minecraft Server

    DadCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us and leave all your family issues behind, just like this player left their toxic dad on the curb. Build your own empire from scratch, just like this player built their life from their own hard-earned money. Who needs a toxic parent when you can have a blocky paradise to call your own? Join now and leave the drama at the door – unless it’s in-game drama, because that’s always fun!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 9581 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • AllergicCraft

    AllergicCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about pesky service dogs triggering your allergies? Look no further! Our server is 100% dog-free, so you can game in peace without the fear of sneezing your way to defeat.

    Join us and enjoy a dog-free environment where you can build to your heart’s content without the fear of a furry friend ruining your day. Plus, our community is full of players who understand the struggle of allergies, so you’ll feel right at home.

    Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into letting a service dog into your virtual world. Your health and comfort come first, and we’ve got your back. So come on over and game with us, where the only thing you’ll be allergic to is losing!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Emeralds Found: 494 Endless Legions Commanded: 35

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • BlockyBanter

    BlockyBanter
    Are you tired of awkwardly standing around in silence when you see that one player on the server who you never really talk to? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a special “Awkward Icebreaker” feature that automatically generates hilarious conversation starters for you! From asking about their favorite type of block to discussing the latest creeper gossip, you’ll never run out of things to say to that player you’ve been avoiding. Join now and watch those awkward silences turn into epic banter sessions!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 10
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Infinity Stones Found: 6

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Minecraftistan: Fight for Blocks & Laughs

    Minecraftistan: Fight for Blocks & Laughs
    come join our epic minecraft server where u can fight islamist militants like a boss! we have 6 soldiers ready to take them down but we need ur help! join now and show those baddies who’s boss in the virtual world! plus, we have epic loot and crazy adventures waiting for u! don’t miss out on the action, join now!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 20 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • 90s Kids vs 1800s Grannies

    90s Kids vs 1800s Grannies
    YO, U WANNA JOIN DIS EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT CREEPERS THAT CAN DO THE MACARENA AND ZOMBIES THAT DAB ON U WHEN THEY KILL U.

    ALSO, DID U KNOW THAT IF U JOIN DIS SERVER, U MIGHT ACTUALLY TRAVEL BACK IN TIME AND MEET SOMEONE BORN IN THE 1800S? YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT. WE GOT A TIME MACHINE BUILT RIGHT INTO THE SPAWN POINT.

    BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE. OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS ARE LITERALLY MADE OF CANDY. YEAH, CANDY. U CAN MINE IT AND EAT IT AND IT GIVES U SUPERPOWERS.

    SO, IF U WANNA HAVE A WILD AND WACKY TIME IN MINECRAFT, JOIN DIS SERVER NOW. WHO KNOWS, U MIGHT EVEN FIND A UNICORN RIDING A PIG. YEEHAW! 🦄🐷🎉

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Divine Scrolls Written: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • TopiaCube – Anarchy and RPG server Minecraft

    TopiaCube – Anarchy and RPG server Minecraft

    Greetings, Minecrafter

    Welcome to TopiaCube – a unique Minecraft server that combines Anarchy and RPG/MSO modes!

    Are you looking for a Great Minecraft Server with Anarchy or a unique RPG mode?

    Don’t Miss All the ⚔️ Anarchic Mess ⚔️

    Create, destroy and survive in a world of complete freedom.

    How to log into the server:

    From PC/laptop:

    Name: TopiaCube (or any other)

    Address: mr.topiacube.org

    From phones/tablets (bedrock):

    Address: be.topiacube.org

    Port: 19132

    Minecraft Version:

    Anarchy: 1.16 – 1.21.x

    RPG: 1.12 – 1.21.x

    ✅ Telegram channel: https://t.me/topiacube

    ✅ Chat: https://t.me/topiacube_chat

    ✅ Project website: https://topiacube.org/

    ✅ Our discord: https://discord.gg/topiacube

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • The Confusing SMP server: Vanilla… semi? Oh look! Version 1.21.1!

    The Confusing SMP server: Vanilla… semi? Oh look! Version 1.21.1!
    Server IP simplesmp.org
    Discord https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd

    Overview:

    Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be. Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey. Our server uses minimal plugins for simplicity and is powered by a self-owned, high-spec dedicated server enhanced with a finely tuned Linux kernel and bespoke software for exceptional performance. Explore a vast and unexplored world with no world border, land claiming, or pay-to-win features. Simple SMP has been running for over eight years and remains one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers.

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    Are there any strict rules on the server? No, we believe in giving players the freedom to play the game how they want without unnecessary restrictions.
    How long has Simple SMP been running? The server has been active for over eight years, making it one of the longest-standing Minecraft servers.
    Is there a world border in Simple SMP? No, there is no world border, allowing players to explore an endless world.
    Are there any pay-to-win features on the server? No, everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive on Simple SMP without any pay-to-win mechanics.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 33
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 25

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Block Brawl – Minecraft Server

    Block Brawl – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing creepers appears out of nowhere, challenging you to a dance-off for the loot. Or how about a quest to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Pickaxe, rumored to grant wishes to whoever wields it?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever encounter, like the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat and monocle, or the Zombie Villager who moonlights as a stand-up comedian.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Animals Bred: 134 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Ugliest Character in Gaming Minecraft SMP

    Ugliest Character in Gaming Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with basic-looking characters? Well, look no further because our server is home to the ugliest character in gaming! This guy is so hideous, even the Endermen run away in fear.

    Join our SMP if you want to witness the hilarity of this monstrosity roaming around, scaring off creepers with its face alone. Rumor has it that this character was created by a mad scientist who accidentally spilled a potion of ugliness on a normal player. Now, they’re stuck looking like a walking nightmare for eternity.

    But don’t worry, this server isn’t just about ugly characters. We have epic builds, crazy events, and a community that’s as weird and wonderful as our resident eyesore. So come on, join us and embrace the chaos. Who knows, you might even become friends with the ugliest character in gaming!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 16

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • CookieCraft Minecraft Server

    CookieCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of dealing with unwanted gifts like stale cookies from a well-meaning family friend! Join us for a chance to escape the cookie dilemma and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities.

    Embark on epic quests to find the perfect gift for Emily that doesn’t involve baked goods that taste like cardboard. Build a cookie fortress to protect yourself from unwanted gifts, or start a charity in-game to donate virtual cookies to those in need.

    Don’t worry about hurting anyone’s feelings here – our virtual world is a safe space to express your thoughts and feelings without the fear of being labeled as the asshole. So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and let’s build a world where stale cookies are a thing of the past!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • PleasureCraft SMP

    PleasureCraft SMP
    Do you secretly enjoy watching creepers explode and destroy everything you’ve built? Do you get a thrill out of accidentally hitting your friends with a diamond sword and watching them plummet to their doom? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft SMP for you!

    Join our server for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of unexpected surprises. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop. From epic pranks to spontaneous dance parties, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground rollercoaster that will make your head spin (literally), a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples, and a pet zombie named Steve who loves to photobomb your screenshots.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Just be sure to watch your back, because you never know when a sneaky player might try to steal your precious diamonds or turn your house into a giant lava pit. It’s all part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft SMP!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Chimeras Created: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 7

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • BlockBusterBust

    BlockBusterBust
    Are you tired of boring old movie discussions? Join our Minecraft server where we debate the most overrated movies while building epic structures made entirely out of popcorn and soda cups! We once had a player who built a giant replica of the Titanic just to sink it in a pool of lava – now that’s dedication to hating a movie! So come join us and let’s trash talk Hollywood blockbusters while crafting our own cinematic masterpieces in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Epic Quests Completed: 25 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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