Crafty Missed Minecraft Server

Crafty, Minecraft, Missed, Server, She missed

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6964
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Emeralds Found:	8877	Rainbows Spotted:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player on our server tried to shoot an arrow at a creeper but completely missed and hit themselves instead. Talk about a fail, am I right? But fear not, because on our server, even if you miss your shots, you’ll still come out on top with our insane loot drops and epic PvP battles.

Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a dragon with a rubber chicken, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. Trust us, you haven’t truly lived until you’ve played on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see if you can hit the mark or end up like the player who missed – either way, it’s bound to be a hilarious adventure!

ADHD Life Expectancy Nerf – Minecraft Server

adhd, ADHD in adults, ADHD in men, ADHD in women, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Diagnosis, expectancy, findings, health, Life, life expectancy, LIFESPAN, Medical research, Men, mental health, Minecraft, nerf, neurotypical, research, researchers, scientific study, Server, study, Women

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4726
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

hey u! ya u with the adhd! come join our minecraft server cuz we got the cure for ur shorter life expectancy! our server is so lit that it will make u live longer than a tortoise on steroids! we got potions that will make u focus like never before, u will be building epic structures in no time! plus, we got a secret quest where u gotta find the magical diamond sword of eternal life, once u find it, u will be immortal in the minecraft world! so come join us and say goodbye to ur shorter life expectancy, cuz on our server, u will live foreverrrrrr!

Rise and Craft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Anon, compassion, Craft, don’t kill yourself, encouragement, good morning, Hope, inspiration, Kindness, love, mental health support, Mental Wellness, motivation, positive affirmations, positive vibes, positivity, Rise, self love, self-care, Suicide prevention, support system, thanks, uplifting messages

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	770
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18

Hey there, fellow Minecraft addicts! Are you tired of boring, basic servers that make you want to dig straight down to bedrock and never come back up? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, and our community is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch himself would be jelly!

BabyRageCraft

BabyRageCraft, Boundaries, caregiving, childcare, Communication, Emotional support, family conflicts, family dynamics, family obligations., family responsibilities, Family Support, favoritism, health concerns, health issues, personal boundaries, refusing to babysit, self-care, sibling relationships, sick baby, surgery, work-life balance

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3405
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Meteorites Collected:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any entitled baby villagers like the ones in this crazy family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, epic builds, and absolutely no sick babies left in your care.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting guilt-tripped into babysitting while dealing with health issues and impending surgery. Instead, you’ll be free to explore, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any family drama following you around.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we guarantee that no one will call you selfish or weak-minded for taking care of yourself. Plus, if you ever need help or support, our community is always there to lend a hand – no crickets chirping in sight!

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to use for your next build. See you in the game – and leave the sick babies at home!

EqualCraft: Where all jobs pay the same!

career choice, career path, career satisfaction, dream job, equal pay, EqualCraft, fulfillment, Happiness, job equality, job fulfillment, job happiness, job market, Job Opportunities, job passion, job preference, job satisfaction, job security, job selection, Jobs, Passion, Pay, salary equality, work-life balance

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9767
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every block you mine pays the same amount of diamonds! That’s right, no more grinding for hours just to get a measly iron ore. Join us and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft!

Imagine a world where being a farmer, a blacksmith, or even a librarian pays just as much as being a diamond miner. You can finally pursue your dream career without worrying about the pay! Want to be a professional sheep shearer? Go for it! Always dreamed of being a fisherman? Now’s your chance!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat it. Rumor has it that whoever slays the Diamond Dragon will be rewarded with endless riches and fame throughout the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic journey to become the wealthiest and most famous player in all of Minecraft!

EU Tariff Trumpocalypse

donald trump, economic impact, Economy, EU tariffs, european union, foreign trade, global economy, import/export, international relations, international trade, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade sanctions, trade war, Trumpocalypse, united states

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7670
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Farms Harvested:	755	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Ores Mined:	8488	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

so like, u know how donald trump is all like “tariffs this, tariffs that”? well, on this server, we got no tariffs, just pure minecraft fun! join us and escape the chaos of the real world with our epic builds and crazy adventures. who needs tariffs when u can have creeper explosions and diamond mining, amirite? come join us before donald trump decides to build a wall around our server too! #minecraft4life #notariffsonthisserver

Four Long Toe Horse Land

Animals, equine anatomy, hoofed animals, Horse, horse anatomy, horse anatomy details, horse anatomy facts, horse behavior, horse biology, horse feet, horse hooves, horse legs, horse limbs, horse movement, horse physiology, horse toes, Horses, Land, Legs, Long, mammal anatomy, TOE, Toes, traditional sense

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9361
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Mines Excavated:	1305
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where horses don’t have legs but really long toes instead. it’s like they’re walking on stilts all the time! imagine riding a horse with stilts, it’s like a circus act every time you go for a ride. plus, our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure and magical potions. but watch out for the evil chickens that guard it, they have laser eyes and will peck you to death if you’re not careful. so come on over and join the fun, just remember to bring your stilts!

BlockyToddlers: Autism Screening & Education

autism, autism awareness, autism evaluation, Autism Spectrum Disorder, behavioral therapy, BlockyToddlers, child development, developmental delays, early diagnosis, education, healthcare disparities, intervention services, milder symptoms, neurodevelopmental disorders, occupational therapy, parental awareness, pediatrician, Screening, screening tool, special education, speech therapy, Standardized autism screening, toddlers

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	871
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

so, like, imagine you join this cray cray minecraft server, right? like, it’s so lit that it’s like you’re in a whole new world of blocky goodness. we got so many players, it’s like a party up in here 24/7.

but wait, there’s more. our server is so epic that it’s been proven to increase your IQ by like, a million points. yeah, you heard me right. you’ll be building redstone contraptions like a freakin’ genius in no time.

oh, and get this. if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you fly around like a majestic blocky bird. you’ll be soaring through the skies, leaving all the other players in awe of your mad skills.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and become the ultimate minecraft master. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s like a whole new world of blocky goodness just waiting for you to explore.

Enderblade

Bedwars, building, Creative, Economy, Enchanting, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, villager

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	391
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

A new Minecraft servers hub released today featuring Survival Earth, Skyblock (skywars), Prison and Bedwars.

play.enderblade.com

SentrySMP

AFK Zone, auction house, Auctions, Bounties, building, Community, competitive, Crates, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Exploration, Jobs, Kits, multiplayer, player-driven market, Professions, Rewards, Sandbox, Survival, TRADES, Vanilla

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2157
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Welcome to SentrySMP

SentrySMP is a survival multiplayer server with an economy and crossplay support. Whether you enjoy building, exploring, or competing, there is something for everyone.

Survival with Economy: Earn and spend money through jobs, trades, and auctions Crossplay Support: Play seamlessly on both Java and Bedrock editions Jobs and Skills: Choose professions, level up, and unlock rewards Kits and Crates: Access starter kits and free-to-play crates with amazing rewards Auction House: Buy, sell, and bid on rare items in a player-driven market AFK Zone: Stay active and earn rewards while taking a break Bounties: Set or claim bounties for extra challenges and competition Join SentrySMP today and create your story in a growing and competitive community.

sentrysmp.mc.vagonbrei.eu:25045

Lost in Time 1.21.3

1.21.3, 10. memories, 11. emotional pain, 12. longing for her, 13. thinking of her, 14. emotional longing, 15. missing a loved one, 16. pining, 17. sorrow, 18. feeling empty, 19. Grief, 2. Longing, 20. missing her deeply., 3. heartache, 4. reminiscing, 5. nostalgia, 6. yearning, 7. love lost, 8. loneliness, 9. sadness, Lost, missing someone, Time

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8761
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Love Letters Sent:	15	Dragons Tamed:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Meteorites Collected:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! It’s like, the craziest place in Minecraft, like seriously.

You gotta join because the mobs are like, so friendly, they’ll give you hugs instead of attacking you.

And the diamonds? Oh man, they sparkle like Edward Cullen in the sunlight.

Plus, the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas, ready to protect you from any creepers that come your way.

But the best part? The Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.

So come on, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever!

NightmarePornMinecraftSMP

BDSM, Boundaries, consent, consent violations, degradation, ethical porn., Exploitation, fetish, mental health, Nightmare, NightmarePornMinecraftSMP, objectification, porn fantasy, Reality, role-play, rough sex, Sexualization, taboo, Trauma, unrealistic expectations, violence

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2763
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4501	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Enchantments Applied:	107	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that you absolutely HAVE to join. It’s like, the most lit place ever, I swear. Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that breathes fire and can fly you around the server. How insane is that?!

But wait, it gets even better. The spawn area is a giant castle made out of candy and the currency on the server is actually chocolate coins. And every time you mine a diamond, a rainbow shoots out of your butt. It’s like, the most magical place ever, bro.

Oh, and did I mention that there’s a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party? Yeah, it’s wild. Creepers breakdancing, skeletons doing the Macarena, it’s a total rave down there.

So yeah, if you want to join this crazy, wacky, totally bonkers Minecraft server, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like a dream come true, but with more explosions and dancing zombies.

CraftyNationUSA

breaking news, country updates, CraftyNationUSA, current affairs, current events, Global Issues, global news, government updates, international affairs, international relations, media coverage, national news, News, news analysis, news headlines, news updates, political developments, Politics, Usa, world events, world news

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5902
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6946	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dimension Hops:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	17

Tired of all the drama in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where the only news you’ll hear is about epic battles with giant creepers and quests to find the legendary diamond sword! Who needs to worry about politics when you can build your own empire and rule over your friends as the ultimate Minecraft master? Say goodbye to the real world and hello to a land of endless possibilities and endless laughs on our server! Join now and escape the craziness of the real world for good!

SwastikaCraft: Tesla Vandalized!

anti-fascist, SHOWROOM, SwastikaCraft, swastikas, tesla, texts, The Hague, vandalized

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9077
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Holy Grails Found:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Mines Excavated:	4977	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? do u like craziness? well come join our server where we have a tesla showroom in the hague that got vandalized with swastikas and anti-fascist texts! it’s like a real life drama but in minecraft! come see the chaos unfold and maybe even help clean up the mess (or make it worse, we don’t judge). join now for a wild ride of adventure and questionable decisions!

Sunlit Starlight Realm

Astronomical Phenomena, Astronomy, astronomy facts, astronomy trivia, celestial bodies, celestial objects, Cosmic, ENERGY, Galaxy, Light, Planetary Systems, Realm, Science, solar system, Space, star names, star systems, Starlight, Sun, Sunlight, Sunlit, Universe

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1797
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the sun creates sunlight like no other! other servers don’t even compare, their starlight is weak sauce. on our server, the sun is like a disco ball on steroids, shining bright and keeping the creepers at bay.

we’ve got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamond eggs, and cows that give you milkshakes instead of milk. our world is like a psychedelic dream, with rainbow waterfalls and mountains made of candy.

plus, our community is the best around. we’ve got players from all over the world, united in their love for all things minecraft. we have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest, most fun minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it.

Epic Quests 1.20.4

1.20.4, body image, Confidence, discomfort, Doctor, EMBARRASSMENT, Epic, gyno, hate my life, Health Insurance, Insecurity, insurance company, medical procedure, mental health, physical appearance, Quests, Recovery, self esteem, self-conscious, Shirts, Stares, steroid, surgery

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3828
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Secret Passages Found:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Join our Minecraft server and escape from the real world where gyno is a thing! No need to worry about insurance or surgery, just build and explore in our virtual world! Let your creativity shine without any judgment or stares from others. Say goodbye to self-consciousness and hello to endless fun! Don’t let gyno ruin your life, join us and game on!