Crafty Missed Minecraft Server

Crafty, Minecraft, Missed, Server, She missed

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6862
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	87	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Endless Night Skies:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	123	Gryphons Tamed:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player on our server tried to shoot an arrow at a creeper but completely missed and hit themselves instead. Talk about a fail, am I right? But fear not, because on our server, even if you miss your shots, you’ll still come out on top with our insane loot drops and epic PvP battles.

Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a dragon with a rubber chicken, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. Trust us, you haven’t truly lived until you’ve played on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see if you can hit the mark or end up like the player who missed – either way, it’s bound to be a hilarious adventure!

TeaAndCrumpets Minecraft SMP

BBC, Biscuits, British, Cozy, crumpets, culture, fireplace, football, garden, History, home, Kettle, Manners, Minecraft, Monarchy, raincoat, roast dinner, scones, smp, tea, TeaAndCrumpets, tradition, Umbrella

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8001
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3396	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	6

Oi mate, let me tell ya about this sick Minecraft SMP server I found, innit. It’s like a bloody treasure hunt, I swear on me mum’s life. You gotta dig through all these crazy biomes to find the rarest loot, like diamonds and emeralds and even enchanted golden apples. And get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can trade with villagers for OP gear. It’s like a black market, but for Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! The server owner is actually a wizard who can summon dragons and make it rain diamonds. I heard he once turned a griefer into a chicken and made him lay eggs for eternity. It’s mental, I tell ya.

And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, there’s a rumor going around that Herobrine himself lurks in the shadows, waiting to challenge any player brave enough to face him. I heard he once pranked a whole village by replacing all their torches with TNT. Classic Herobrine, am I right?

So yeah, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP and experience all the madness for yourself, hit me up for the server IP. Just make sure you bring your A-game and a sense of humor, ’cause things are gonna get wild. Cheers, mate!

Satan’sCraft: Hellbound Rebellion

Afterlife, Christianity, Devil, disobeying, divine justice, Eternal Damnation, FAITH, GOD, Hell, Hellbound, moral dilemmas, moral judgment., punishment, Rebellion, religious beliefs, religious hypocrisy, religious questioning, Satan, SatansCraft, Sin, Sinners, spiritual consequences, theology

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7027
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Potions Brewed:	174	Divine Spears Created:	21
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we answer life’s burning questions like “Why would Satan burn you in hell for disobeying the same god he disobeyed?” Join us and find out the hilarious truth behind this age-old mystery!

Our server is so lit, even Satan himself is jealous of our fire pits. We have epic quests that will have you questioning your sanity, like finding the lost diamond pickaxe of the legendary Steve or battling the evil Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot.

But don’t worry, we also have chill zones where you can relax and hang out with other players, like our enchanted forest filled with dancing cows or our underwater city where mermaids trade diamonds for fish.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just uncover the secret to why Satan is so salty about disobeying the big man upstairs. It’s a hell of a good time!

Pass String City

alphanumeric passwords, city, Cyber Security, Data Protection, internet safety, online security, pass, pass-strings, passphrases, password best practices, password complexity, password management, password policies, password protection, password requirements, password security, password strength, passwords, secure passwords, SECURITY, special symbols, String, strong passwords

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	572
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Mines Excavated:	1509
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	2624	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can build a house made entirely of cheese blocks and ride on giant flying pigs as your mode of transportation. we have a secret underground disco cave where all the mobs like to bust a move and show off their sick dance moves. also, every full moon, the creepers turn into friendly kittens that follow you around and give you gifts. oh, and did we mention that the diamonds in this server sparkle like glitter and make you invincible? so come on down and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible, even turning a chicken into a superhero with laser eyes.

Goon MC

Adventure, Anarchy, Boss, Community, Creative, Custom, Dungeon, Economy, Events, Explore, Factions, Loot, Minigames, Mob, PvP, Quest, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Village

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1521
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Void Armor Forged:	10
Chimeras Created:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Do you want to go in Minecraft? Then play now on GooonMC!

Build a house quietly, or fight violently? It’s all possible!

161.97.164.89:6969

Wolfland

Auctions, Community, Cross-Play, custom enchantments, Custom Features, Discord, Economy, installments, Jobs, MINAS, Minecraft, Missions, multiplayer, Plots, Protections, PvP, Server, Sin PVP, Store, Survival, Teams, Wolfland

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2861
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Farms Harvested:	111

A new survival server with plots!

Has: – Custom enchantments – Installments – Protections – Jobs – Missions – Store – Teams – Minas PVP y Sin PVP – Auctions – And much more!

Visit our discord for greater information

play.wolfland.pro:25828

Eternal Realm of Shadows 1.20.6

1.20.6, acceptance, body image, Bottom Bitch, degrading, EMBARRASSING, empowerment, ETERNAL, fear, healing, Insecurity, mental health, porn, Realm, self esteem, self love, self worth, sexual identity, Sexuality, shadows, shame, Support, Therapy, undignifying

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4770
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about being a bottom bitch! We have epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you feel like a top dog. Say goodbye to those embarrassing thoughts and hello to a world where you can be anything you want, except a bottom bitch. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CatCraftPartyPalooza

accommodations, Allergies, Boundaries, cat, CatCraftPartyPalooza, Communication, compromise, consideration, friend’s birthday, friendship, Guilt, Hosting, House, INCONVENIENCE, mutual friends, Party, pet owner, Planning, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Understanding

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1778
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring birthday parties in small apartments? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can throw the wildest birthday parties in virtual houses without worrying about cat allergies ruining the fun!

Forget about driving for hours to leave your cat with your parents, on our server, your virtual cat can stay safely locked upstairs while you party downstairs with your friends. And don’t worry about cleaning up the next day, our virtual houses magically clean themselves!

Join now and experience the ultimate virtual party experience, where drama with friends is just a chat message away! Who needs real-life parties when you can have all the fun and chaos in Minecraft? Let’s get this party started!

SkillForgetCraft – “Because who needs skills when you have Minecraft?”

Adaptability, brain health, cognitive abilities, cognitive function, Decision making, forgetting skills, Learning process, letting go, Memory Loss, mental clarity, mental flexibility, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal growth, Prioritizing, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, skill development, skill retention, SkillForgetCraft, Skills

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2687
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	362
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	14

Are you tired of being good at everything? Well, on our Minecraft server, we make sure you forget one of your skills every time you log in! Imagine trying to build a house with no building skills or fighting off mobs with no combat skills – it’s chaos and we love it! Join us for a wild ride of forgetting skills and embracing the chaos in the most hilarious way possible. Who needs skills anyway when you have pure chaos and laughter? Join now and see which skill you’ll forget next!

Whispering Shadows 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anon, biblical, dark souls, existential dread, good story, Kino, kneel, making fun, Oda, one piece, Revealed, shadows, true story, whispering

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7969
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Enchantments Applied:	184
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Villages Defended:	17	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Yo, bro, forget all those haters who dissed One Piece! The creator revealed that it’s like some deep, dark, existential, biblical masterpiece – just like Dark Souls! Join our Minecraft server and experience the epicness of One Piece mixed with the craziness of Dark Souls. KNEEL before the awesomeness!

Creeper’s Delight 9000

acceptance, acceptance vs repression, closet case, coming out, CREEPERS, DELIGHT, denial, family, FANTASY, Guilt, Homophobia, Identity, internalized homophobia, Kids, LGBTQ, parents, regret, repression, self-hating, shame, teenager, Wife

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9265
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Dimension Hops:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	382	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Void Gems Collected:	23	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

🔥🔥🔥 Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We’re all about that wild and wacky energy, where anything goes and everything is turned up to 11! Join us for a totally bonkers time where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild! 🔥🔥🔥

Come on and join the party, where the blocks are pixelated and the adventures are endless! Build, mine, craft, and explore with a community of gamers who are just as hyped up as you are! Let’s get this block party started and see where the madness takes us! 🎉🎮💥

Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft experience of your life – join now and let’s get this party started! See you in the game, gamers! 🚀🎉🔥 #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheBlockParty

CraftyCreeperCafe

aita, bigger person, Cheap Asshole, CraftyCreeperCafe, Dinner, Disrespecting, embarrassed, girlfriend’s friend, insulting, passive aggressive, paying the bill, Petty, real man, red flag, refusing to pay, relationship issues, Rude, snarky comments, Struggling

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4884
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Are you tired of dealing with rude dinner guests who expect you to foot the bill? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with friendly players who won’t insult your job or make passive-aggressive jokes. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about awkward dinner situations or covering someone else’s meal. Just imagine building your dream castle without any snarky comments or eye-rolling in sight. Say goodbye to real-life red flags and hello to a fun and welcoming community. Join now and leave the drama behind!

BritsCraft: Post-Brexit Banter!

banter, Brexit aftermath, Brexit aftermath discussion, Brexit changes, Brexit consequences, Brexit effects, Brexit experience, Brexit impact, Brexit memories, Brexit reflections, BritsCraft, People from the UK, PostBrexit, UK citizens, UK culture, UK economy, UK future prospects, UK lifestyle, UK opinions, UK perspective, UK politics, UK residents, UK society

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5341
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Are you tired of the post-Brexit chaos in the UK? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing crashing is your friends’ houses when you blow them up with TNT! Join us for a Brexit-free zone filled with pixelated adventures and endless fun. Who needs politics when you can build a giant statue of a llama riding a chicken? Say goodbye to Brexit blues and hello to blocky bliss on our server!

GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

Acquisition, Arctic, controversy, criticism, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Minecraft, nato, Négotiation, opposition, Politics, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, trump, united states, US, Vance

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9682
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Void Armor Forged:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ores Mined:	9859

so like, u know how trump be like “i want greenland” and everyone be like “wtf dude chill”? well on this server, we be all about that greenland life. we got icebergs for days and polar bears as pets. come join us and be part of the greenland gang. trump don’t care what europeans scream at us, he just wants to build a wall around greenland and make it great again. join now and help us make greenland the coolest place in minecraft. also, vance is here for some reason. just go with it. #greenlandgang #trumplovesgreenland #polarbearpets

GreenlandGoneWild

Arctic, denmark, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, Greenland, GreenlandGoneWild, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, negotiations, Nordic countries, ownership, pm, Politics, rejection, sale, Scandinavian, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, territorial dispute, Territory

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4552
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Potions Brewed:	128
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Emeralds Found:	1320	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

so, like, this server is like, the Greenland of Minecraft servers, ya know? like, totally not for sale, but you can totally join for free and have a blast! our Denmark PM (Player Manager) is like, always repeating that this server is the bomb diggity and you gotta join ASAP!

we got polar bears riding pigs, igloos made out of diamond blocks, and a secret portal to a land of never-ending cake! plus, our community is like, super chill and always down for a good time. so come on over and see why Greenland may not be for sale, but this server is totally worth it!

CraftyFox Network

America, BIAS, blind trust, CraftyFox, Cultures, Cunning, Deception, Evil, fox news, foxes, Journalism, Manipulation, Media, Misinformation, Network, News, Perception, portrayal, Propaganda, skepticism, trusted, untrustworthy

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2777
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Alien Abductions:	3

u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got foxes that are more trustworthy than FOX News LOL. these foxes will lead u on epic adventures and help u find hidden treasures in the game. they will also protect u from evil mobs and give u super powers like flying and shooting lasers from ur eyes. join our server and become the ultimate fox warrior, taking down enemies with ur furry friends by ur side. trust me, u won’t regret it!