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| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 5629 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7567 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 2236 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 31 | Crops Grown: | 4798 |
join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig named bob who will guide you through our magical world filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying tacos. but be careful, because there are also evil llamas who will try to steal your diamonds and turn them into glittery poop.
if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken who lays eggs made of pure gold. and don’t forget about our secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.
so what are you waiting for? come join us on our server and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft adventure of your life! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).
