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Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 474 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig named bob who will guide you through our magical world filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying tacos. but be careful, because there are also evil llamas who will try to steal your diamonds and turn them into glittery poop.
if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken who lays eggs made of pure gold. and don’t forget about our secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.
so what are you waiting for? come join us on our server and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft adventure of your life! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).