Crafty Mispronounced Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? do you want to join a server that will blow your mind and make you laugh until you pee your pants? well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane server out there!

join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig named bob who will guide you through our magical world filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying tacos. but be careful, because there are also evil llamas who will try to steal your diamonds and turn them into glittery poop.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken who lays eggs made of pure gold. and don’t forget about our secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on our server and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft adventure of your life! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	332	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Divine Spears Created:	27	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5893
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Potions Brewed:	151	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	23

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Divine Spears Created:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Animals Bred:	144

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Eden Prison

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dimension Hops:	0
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	399
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

DogeCraft

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Astrophobia RP

Roleplay, Whitelist

At the farthest frontier of explored space, in the deepest, darkest corner of the galaxy, three stranded factions collide. The liberated inmates of a prison ship on a terraforming mission, the corporate paramilitary tasked with guarding them, and the wayward galactic marines that got caught in between. Communications are down, the way home is blocked, resources are dwindling, tensions are high- And the strange alien vessel previously thought destroyed is waking up. Perhaps a way home can be found aboard it, or maybe the three groups will have to make the inhospitable desert planet of Llyr their new home.Key Features: • An immersive Sci-fi experience and a completely player-driven world. • Fully fleshed out, easy to learn and roleplay focused RPG system. • An easy to navigate wiki filled with rich and interesting lore, regularly updated with in-character occurrences and player actions. • A wealth of custom plugins that interact with each other: an economy and job system, a player housing system, interactive data pads and many other features. • A Sci-fi resource pack with many custom models. • Aid one of the existing factions in fighting over resources and taking over outposts (both in space and on the planet’s surface) with our custom conflict system, or create your own faction. • Choose from one of several astrosapient races, and build your character the way you want it with a wide selection of traits and perks. • Empower yourself with rare Xenotech artifacts. And much, much more!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Runes Activated:	0	Secret Passages Found:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

AnimeSucht.com

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Void Armor Forged:	26	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

BlotCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Blotcraft Network! About us? We are a Minecraft Video Game community, with a multiplayer server in versions from 1.16.5 to the most updated version, we are always in charge of giving new things and new ideas to the community. Blotcraft has modalities such as FFA’s of pot netherite, diamond, and ffa crystal, also contains its sandbox, survival RPG, Towny with custom Texture pack, and much more. What are you waiting for? Come in and find out, a beautiful community server, followed events and a lot of level.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	165	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	265
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Void Armor Forged:	28

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

The Universe Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

The Universe is a Minecraft Community Server for all ages. Our committed Universe Team creates gameplay like no other. Everything on our network is exclusively crafted, ensuring a custom-made and unique experience.Gamemodes: – Next Level Prison – Cyberpunk Laser TagThis server is running entirely on custom code written by experienced creators. It’s safe, grief-free, high-performance, and has dedicated staff. Updates are entirely community-based.Join now!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

MineSeed

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Mineseed is a unique and vanilla survival experience.-Grief Prevention -1.18 Caves & Cliffs -Unique Quests Daily -Navigation menus -Spawner Changes -Optimized performance; no lag experienced -Nice player base -Emerald Shops AND A LOT MOREJOIN NOW FOR THE BEST SURVIVAL EXPERIENCE AT PLAY.MINESEED.ORG

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	26	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Medieval Vanilla

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A vanilla server with some life quality plugins such as essentials, GriefPrevention, and TreeGravity. The server is updated to the newest version as soon as Optifine is released. With a small and friendly community, we strive to create a safe place to chill out. Griefers and trolls are not welcome and will be banned as soon as possible. SERVER IP: medieval-vanilla.com Server Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19132 Server Port [Java]: 25565Example: medieval-vanilla.com:19132

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	181	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!