Crafty Mispronounced Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? do you want to join a server that will blow your mind and make you laugh until you pee your pants? well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane server out there!

join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig named bob who will guide you through our magical world filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying tacos. but be careful, because there are also evil llamas who will try to steal your diamonds and turn them into glittery poop.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken who lays eggs made of pure gold. and don’t forget about our secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on our server and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft adventure of your life! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	50	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Void Gems Collected:	28	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Goblin SMP

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to GoblinSMPUnleash your creativity in our rule-free Minecraft world—GoblinSMP awaits! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a mischievous goblin at heart, there’s a place for you in our pixelated paradise.Features:Boundless Survival: Explore a vast, untamed world teeming with opportunities. From towering castles to cozy hobbit holes, the only limit is your imagination.Creative Freedom: Build, destroy, and reshape the landscape to your heart’s content. Express yourself with jaw-dropping creations that will leave fellow goblins in awe.No Holds Barred: No rules, no restrictions. Want to ride pigs into battle or create a lava-filled disco dance floor? Go ahead! This is your world, your rules.Dedicated Server: Say goodbye to lag and downtime. Our server is as reliable as a goblin’s love for chaos.Ready to embrace the madness? Join GoblinSMP 1.20.2 today and let the goblin within run wild! IP: mc.goblinsmp.org

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	491	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	488
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

The New Deck

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Oblivion Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

PRIMAL

Economy, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

PRIMAL is a thrilling seasonal based Minecraft server that transports players to a realm of untamed wilderness and endless possibilities. Step into a world where adventure, community, and exploration converge, offering an unforgettable experience for all who dare to join.JOIN: play.primalminecraft.com (JAVA/Bedrock)

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

VexedMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

VexedMC is a custom and unique OP-Prison Experience. Some of the unique features: – Auto-Miners – Custom Gangs – Custom Enchants – Rename Tokens – Token Blocks – Multiplier Items – Multiplier Dust And much more

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Bcraft Brazil

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Java IP: mc.bcraft.com.br Bedrock Porta: 25565Get access to the benefits below even without VIP on the serverProtection System Clan System Server Store at /sloja Store and Player on /go Auction System /ah Tournaments and Events Sell automatic Automatic collectionA new server, started on 01/Jul/2023 and is constantly updated and always has new features for players, start playing today!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

UGC Community

Creative, Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Void Armor Forged:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

MarsCraft

Bedwars, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	236
Enchantments Applied:	91	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Ready Moby

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

If you are looking for an exciting and challenging Minecraft gaming experience, then this is the right server for you! With multiple clans to join, you can battle other players in epic PvP arenas. Explore custom maps and discover new treasures. With jobs available, you can earn money and buy useful items. Regular events keep things interesting and the game’s economy is dynamic. Develop your skills with special abilities and carry everything you need with additional backpacks and boxes. With tags and markets, you can trade items with other players. Additionally, you can win exclusive items through special boxes available on the server. Don’t waste any more time, join our community now and experience the best Minecraft gaming experience you’ve ever had!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Pathis Orb

Factions, Survival, Vanilla

Pathis Orb V started on February 18, 2023A mostly normal Minecraft server with a group/claims system to prevent griefing, pet protection, special seasonal/holiday events, a unique duels plugin to let you challenge other players and fight without dying or losing items, and other features.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Anomaly

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

We are a small community that is working on expanding our player base. We have frequent updates and seasonal events where players can redeem event currency for items that are custom made by our staff. Our goal is to add onto what Minecraft already has but still keeping it simple like vanilla Minecraft. Some of the plugins we have are Build Portals, Custom Crafting, Enchantment Solutions, Even More Fish, Jobs, Magic, mcMMO, Mythic Mobs, Towny and more! If you are looking for a unique experience on a vanilla server we can guarantee you have never been on a server like ours. Most of our community used to play on a yaoi server together which is why we are an adult server. Anyone is welcome to join whether you are straight or lgbtq as long as you are 18+.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	598	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

sleep

Anarchy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

enjoy a healthy community eager to advance in our adventures… a server without many modifications in survival and very complete in skyblock

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

MEGA Planet

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Welcome to the MEGA Planet server, where you can access a wide variety of modalities and play with one of the best Spanish-speaking Minecraft communities.1.8 -> 1.20.2 – Survival, Factions, Creative, SkyBlock, SkyWars, TheTowers, KitPvP, BedWars… And much more!Are you going to miss it? Ip Java: mc.megaplanet.net Ip Bedrock: mc.megaplanet.net:19132

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	30

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

efCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

About us: Welcome to the efCraft Survival server.We try to have a fun friendly environment for players. You can protect your own builds, earn economy in game, make shops to sell things, and just enjoy the server without spending a penny.We offer a rankup path on the server that grants users more permissions for free. These ranks evolve around progression in the game, and helps us build trust to the user. The higher the rank you achieve the more exciting tools you get access too. We have three tiers of ranks that vary difficulty and reward the player: 1) normal, 2) Pro, 3) Elite. The higher difficulty ranks are not for the feint of heart, and will push you in terms of how tedious some tasks; however, if you are able to complete these ranks, then you will be rewarded.Thank you for coming and have a great time in game!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Love Letters Sent:	5	New Chunks Explored:	690036
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	25

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

SkyEmpire

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

Welcome to SkyEmpire, the ultimate Minecraft SkyBlock experience! Embark on a skyward journey like never before on our dedicated Java server at play.skyempire.org. SkyEmpire is not just a server; it’s a thriving community where players can forge alliances, conquer challenges, and build their empires in the vastness of the sky.Endless Skies Await You: Dive into a breathtaking world suspended in the clouds, where islands float high above the ground. With limited resources and challenging terrain, your creativity and resilience will be put to the test.Challenges and Achievements: Take on unique challenges and complete achievements to earn rewards, expand your island, and rise to the top. Whether you’re a solo adventurer or part of a powerful alliance, there’s always something new to strive for.PvP Battles and Alliances: Engage in epic player versus player battles or form alliances with other players to dominate the SkyEmpire. Work together to conquer the toughest challenges and establish your dominance in the sky.Customizable Islands: Build and customize your floating island to reflect your style and creativity. From humble beginnings to towering fortresses, the sky is the limit when it comes to creating your own unique haven in the clouds.Economy and Trading: Establish a thriving economy by trading resources with other players. The sky is a bustling marketplace where you can buy and sell to grow your wealth and enhance your island.Events and Community: Join regular events and connect with the vibrant SkyEmpire community. Whether it’s participating in special challenges or attending in-game festivities, there’s always something exciting happening in the skies.Join Us Today: Don’t miss out on the SkyEmpire experience! Connect to our Java server at play.skyempire.org and start your skyward adventure now. Gather your friends, form alliances, and become the ruler of the skies on SkyEmpire!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Enchantments Applied:	101	Magic Items Found:	8427

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.