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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so wild, it makes the Nether look like a peaceful meadow. You’ll never know what crazy events or challenges await you around every corner.

2. We have a secret underground village filled with villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Trust me, you’ve never seen moves like this before.

3. Our server has a special portal that leads to a dimension where all the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs. It’s a real blast!

4. Rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest on our server, you’ll be granted the power to fly like an Ender Dragon. Who needs wings when you have that kind of power?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Just watch out for those breakdancing villagers…they’re known to challenge newcomers to dance-offs.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	348	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	18	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	99

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Potions Brewed:	160
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Secret Passages Found:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	56	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Alien Abductions:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Void Armor Forged:	15
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Dimension Hops:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9514	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

What do we offer? Bedwars, Survival with Slimefun & Lucky Blocks, Skypvp, Skywars, Agario, 1v1, Survival Games, Hide and Seek, Quake, Vanilla, Factions,

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Meteorites Collected:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8589

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dimension Hops:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Warden City

Survival

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Ores Mined:	5896	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Magic Items Found:	3212	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Secret Passages Found:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Villages Defended:	20
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

MinnesotaMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	23

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Citrus

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Join our Survival Economy Server for an exciting gaming experience! We offer AFK Farms, intense PVP action, land claims to protect your creations, XP Leveling with kits, and the thrilling mcMMO plugin. Our active and friendly community loves to build and farm together, and we’re always chatting on Discord. Join us now for endless adventures!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Villages Defended:	17	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!