Crafty Memes & Blocks – LOL Edition | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5801
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of Creepers on a sugar rush? Look no further than this server! Join now for a chance to build pixelated masterpieces with a community crazier than a herd of Endermen on roller skates.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, it’s like the Nether and the End had a baby and named it Phase Connect. Dive into a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Ghasts).

With official character references that will make your head spin faster than a Blaze in a tornado, you’ll never run out of inspiration for your next build. Plus, with unofficial archives that are more mysterious than a hidden Stronghold, you’ll uncover secrets that will blow your mind like a TNT explosion.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of a community crazier than a pack of Wolves in a Villager convention. Don’t miss out on the fun – this server is the diamond in the rough of Minecraft servers.

Minecraft Continuum

PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1187
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Alien Abductions:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Family friendly vanilla server for survival play but pvp is enabled so be prepared to protect yourself. We use Towny and McMMo so check it out. We have a shop so you can buy what you need.

play.minecraftcontinuum.com

SolidStateGaming

Factions

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4440
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ores Mined:	3975
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

SolidStateGaming Factions Mcmmo Pvp Server

SSG is a factions pvp raiding server . We make it our priority to give you the best possible pvp experience that minecraft has to offer. We have pvp oriented plugins to enhance the traditional minecraft style of pvp such as the ever popular plugin Mcmmo. The staff is extremely fair and friendly they will assist you in everyway possible except they will not spawn items or help to abuse another player. SSG accepts both new and veteran minecraft players. Join today and and claim your spot as the top Faction!

198.24.164.162

KaosCraft – Hub – Towny – Faction

Creative, Economy, Factions, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7710
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	23	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Welcome To KaosCraft, We have been running servers since Feb 2012, weve had a great result from running these server, so now weve thought why not make KaosCraft bigger! So we have, We have upgraded to a “Hub” server with 16GB ram! We are now running 4 servers!

Towny: Kaoscraft is known for our towny server! Our towny server is a friendly server with no pvp, Weve got different kind of plugins what makes the server fun aswell there are different ways to earn money in this server, You can earn money by Killing mobs, Selling items, Using the auction. You can also donate to earn amazing perks like /fly and /gamemode 1

Faction: Our Faction server is a fun server which has pvp. weve got amazing plugins to make the raiding alot more better and the pvp-ing alot more funer! Weve got a Anti-Logger plugin so if someone logs out there npc is there for 5 seconds and they disapear. Aswell we make the raiding better by letting you destroy obsidian with 3 tnt!

Creative: Our Creative server is a fun server, weve got a plugin that generates plots, The plots are all protected to no one can grief your designs! All normal players have one plot but if your a VIP you get unlimted plots! The plots are 64×64!

Rpg: Our RPG server is a Role Playing Server, There are towns in this server but aswell there are Quests and God, You basically take a role in this server and then you just act your role in the server!

mc.kaoscraft.co.uk

Raid Craft

Factions, FTB, KitPvP, PvP, Towny

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1826
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

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mc-war.com

Village Craft Network

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6647
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Love Letters Sent:	19
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Hello!

The Village Craft Network is a fun and enjoyable place.

We have been open since 2012 and have many fun years hosting a fun town building community server.

What are you waiting for? Come and join to find out more!

mc.village-craft.net

Sverrecraft vanilla

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3021
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Magic Items Found:	4429
Towns Built:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5

This server is a vanilla server (it is bukkit because i need a control panel that need a bukkit plugin but it is no commands like spawn and warp so it feel like it is vanilla) You can explore as far as you want and there is no limits in what you can do, the only limits is the limits built in to vanilla.

vanilla.sverrecraft.com

Zelos

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7287
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Votes:	3310	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9949
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Zelos is a mostly vanilla Minecraft v1.7.8 server with a few plugins to ensure things run smoothly and fair for everyone. At its core, Zelos is a PVP Survival server. Are you tough enough to handle a vanilla survival server? Come join us and find out. Band up with your friends using Clans (no friendly fire!), head off in any direction and start your secret base. Or simply play by yourself and ask to join an existing clan.

Stick around for a while and you’re automatically rewarded with free gear, experience points and in-game cash. Stick around long enough and obtain Veteran rank and perks for free. Zelos also has weekly PVP arena battles where the winner gets an enchanted item of choice!

We’ve been working closely with the PVPArena plugin developer to bring you a massive and unique automated PVP Arena that is complete with TURRETS, random chest loot, powerups, different fighting classes and rewards for the victor.

Don’t even think about logging out in the middle of battle, or you will be instakilled and lose all of your inventory in the process, including your player head!

Want to have some fun with your friends and troll your enemies? Donate for VIP or XVIP (permanent ranks!) and obtain the ability to disguise yourself as an innocent looking mob. Be careful, though; as soon as you strike someone or they hit you, your disguise is blown!

Want to be the ultimate troll? Gain a clan’s trust, get them to tp you to their base, steal all of their stuff, retire from their clan and then use all the loot to start your own powerful clan! No holds barred at Zelos! Anything goes!

Zelos has friendly staff that are not ban-happy like most other sites. (Nobody has full op or gm1, not even owner, so don’t bother asking.) We may mute you if you become annoying in chat, but bans are very rare at Zelos.

Come PVP with us at Zelos!

Zelos.vgmc.us

TheGrimServer

Creative, Factions, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3786
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Emeralds Found:	7122
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Players Killed by Monsters:	6737	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Magic Items Found:	1096	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

I Am Not The Owner, But Please, Join! I Am Eager To See You On!

mc.thegrimserver.com

Bending PvP

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6019
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

This is a Factions/PvP/Bending server with a variety of other fun addons. Join now and see for yourself! People searching for staff ranks may apply on this server.

God stuff drop parties can start in this server 😉

Info for Nerds: Running on i5 with 14 gigs of dedicated ram and badass connectivity…

*Added free creative world with /warp creative!* *Added Forum at http://matrixnetwork.org/Forum/*

Runs on CraftBukkit 1.7.2 R0.3

PLUGINS: Bending plugin, 1vs1, Mob Arena, McMMO, Factions, Survival Games, Sign Shop and the generally helpful bukkit plugins!

Owner: ultraman245

matrixnetwork.org

MCP-MCS.com

Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Vanilla

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1479
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Crops Grown:	3716	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4073	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Buildings Constructed:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Welcome to MCP-MCS.com! We are an incredible hub server containing every game type you could ever want! We currently offer the following:

– Factions – Survival – Sky Wars – Sky Block – Creative – Prison – Hunger Games – KitPvP – and more!

We run on high end dedicated servers only to insure minimal downtime and optimal performance with virtually no lag. Come check us out today to see what an amazing experience GotPvP can be for you 🙂

mcp-mcs.com

PvPDojo

KitPvP, PvP

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2781
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Villages Defended:	18
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dimension Hops:	7

Minecraft KitPvP Server. Online since 2013.

us.pvpdojo.com

ObsidianCraft

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5947
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Emeralds Found:	9047	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Crops Grown:	4650

Welcome to Obsidiancraft!

Our server has just been through a major reset! We are currently running a unique Survival server with over 40 epic plugins, and awesome perks! Try ObsidianCraft’s new Survival 2.0 server to experience the best possible extended-vanilla Minecraft experience!

We also have a large, endless-opportunity SkyBlock server! With over 50 challenges and various perks, experience a great, unique SkyBlock experience!s

ObsidianCraft has been reborn, and has just re-opened. Hop online to experience ObsidianCraft 2.0!

hub.obsidiancraft.com

Beast Factions

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6822
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Towns Built:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19

Welcome to Beast Factions! In the Beast Factions you can expect to find a survival type server with hardcore factions! We allow greifing and raiding of all kinds! Also on Beastfactions we have extremely cheep donator ranks with amazing items in the kits which can be respawned every two days!There is a diversity of people on the server who are always ready for pvp and others who are amazing at building! So come on down and begin your very enjoyable stay at Beast Factions!

Our Website: http://beastfactions.net/ Our Server IP Pvp.beastfactions.net Our Teamspeak IP Ts3.beastfactions.net

pvp.beastfactions.net

Simply Minecraft | Simple Voice Chat | Vanilla SMP | 16+ ONLY

Survival, Vanilla, Voicechatmod

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5505
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Hey there!

I made this small server with the intent of getting a few dedicated players who are interested in a mostly vanilla experience with some hermitcraft-like features. As it is a mostly vanilla experience, we are whitelist only at the moment. You can join the server by joining our discord and putting your username in the whitelist channel.

play.simplyminecraft.com

Vanillabean 1.20.2 || 2yr Anniversary!

Community, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Vanillasmp

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3583
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Magic Items Found:	8217	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Welcome to VanillabeanSMP

If you have been looking for a classic semi vanilla SMP with a focus on a tightly-knit small community, then you have come to the right place. After years of trying to find a server that is a simple semi vanilla SMP, without garbage like Kits, Sethome, Tp, or even keep inventory (just why), we got tired of waiting and created our own. Simply put, Vanillabean is a place of community that has evolved from humble beginnings of all of us getting bodied by hard mode skeletons into a thriving trade-based society with rules and laws made by our players. Come join an ever-growing community of players and leave your mark on the server’s history. Our worlds have no plans to EVER be reset, unless the sun explodes or something. Also, we have jobs, so don’t worry about us running out of Grandma’s Christmas money; we can actually afford to pay for the server.

What makes us stand out:

Discord: https://discord.gg/uSDJhSQS9G

IP: mc.Vanillabean.lol

mc.vanillabean.lol