Crafty Memes: ‘/b/ Sucks Today’ Minecraft Server

Crafty, memes, Minecraft, Server, SUCKS, Today

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1629
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Holy Grails Found:	4

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VioletCity

Economy, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1978
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Animals Bred:	145	Runes Activated:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Villages Defended:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

VioletCity is an SMP focused on building a friendly community, everyone is welcome here! Whether you want a place to chill and hang out with your friends, or grind your way to becoming the wealthiest, this server is the perfect place for you!We have plenty of QOL features, including land claims so you can build without any worries! There’s tons of stuff planned to be added soon, so join today so you don’t miss out!Join us at: violetcity.mcserver.ws Join the discord server for news on updates, etc: https://discord.gg/XSrEMnTJjP

57.128.11.49:25571

Hypiworld

Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	494
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Animals Bred:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

A survival server with Create Mod! Since July 11, 2022 and is still ACTIVE. We used to be only in China, but are now turning to the world.

play.baimoqilin.top

AppleNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9979
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Magic Items Found:	2849
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7373
Endless Night Skies:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Come have fun in our skyblock 1.8 IP: iscraft.minecraftserv.com SkyBlock is a new part of the Blockman GO game saga that allows you to create your own world alone or with friends. You can build buildings and even entire cities or explore dangerous dungeons in search of valuable resources.

applenetwork.servmine.com:29522

PokeValley

Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7636
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

162.19.146.105

FoxSMP

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8378
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

A minecraft bulgarian server! You can find: -Spawn -Events -Cool Staff -So much more

FoxSMP230.aternos.me:41938

Domini

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2704
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	67489	Potions Brewed:	130
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Just a KingdomsX server for fun with my friends, open to the public.Create a kingdom build your community, balance your economy, make allies and enemies with nations, dominate your opponents and take over kingdoms to assert your dominance in the land.We allow bedrock users to join the server: 162.33.22.223 Port: 19133We now support Boosted Audio, which is a voice chat plugin, allowing users to use the command /audio This should allow both Java and Bedrock clients to voice chat in proximity to each other in the game, while the plugin uses a website to monitor microphone audio.*Voice chat is not required to join, it’s just something nice to have to be able to talk to users in a proximityView the server’s world map here: http://162.33.22.223:8123

Domini.mcserver.us

NeworldCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	669
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Potions Brewed:	119	Mines Excavated:	2421
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	5

VanillaMC x NeworldCraft Offers 3 unique Planets Earth: This contains cities, many plugins. VanillaMC: Regular SMP, Minimal Plugins. Pollux Planet: Very hard, lots of loot. Build as you please on any planet. Protect it with /town createMap: http://vanillamc.ca:8175Bedrock Ip: 142.44.135.67:8014Java ip: vanillamc.caDiscord: discord.gg/stpKN7SvsaEarth Map – MINIGAMES – MCMMO – 20+ Species – PVE – Weather – Vehicles – Cross Play – Tree Chopping – New items – New Mobs – Level Systems – Wars – Get married – Medkits – PvP, PvE – Better Fishing – Skip Night – 100+ New items

vanillamc.ca

EverDrift Mc

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2828
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Towns Built:	10

Hey there, have you been searching for a Minecraft server that’s worth joining? Look no further than EverDrift! This server is the perfect place for players who want to experience Minecraft in a whole new way. Firstly, let me tell you why EverDrift is worthy of your time.This Minecraft server is packed with exciting features that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From custom plugins to unique game modes, there’s always something new to discover. Plus, the community is friendly and welcoming, so you’ll never feel alone on your Minecraft journey.But that’s not all! EverDrift also offers a variety of events and competitions that will put your Minecraft skills to the test. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, there’s something for everyone. And with regular updates and improvements, you can be sure that the server will always be fresh and exciting.So what are you waiting for? Join the EverDrift Minecraft server today and experience Minecraft like never before! With its amazing features, friendly community, and exciting events, you won’t regret it.

135.125.4.144

PreyMC

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5684
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	298
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Divine Spears Created:	20	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

IP: PREYMC.COM [1.18 – 1.20+] | Bedrock/Java | LifeSteal SMP | Your ultimate Minecraft Lifesteal adventure awaits! Dive into our player-driven community, where every strike rejuvenates your journey. Whether building solo masterpieces or teaming up for survival, every moment pulses with vitality. Join now and let the lifesteal essence flow through your blocks.

preymc.com

Srino Network

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3943
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	484	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Star Shards Collected:	203

Experience the SrinoNetwork, your ultimate Minecraft server for building, trading and discovering! Here are some of our exciting features:Compact and creative urban development projects Attractive jobs that reward you for all your activities User-friendly shops and auction houses Spawner to make money faster Great events for celebrations such as Easter, Christmas and Halloween Friendly community and helpful team Instead of a farm world, we offer you a user-friendly shop that you can open with /shop. Here you will find all the resources you need to build.Come and discover the SrinoNetwork – your Minecraft adventure starts here!

srinonetwork.online:25577

KotB-MC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4867
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Divine Spears Created:	20
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	324	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

mc.kotbgaming.net

Fermium MC

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6072
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Villages Defended:	17	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Looking for a fun, eventful, family-friendly Minecraft server?Well, look no further!This server includes land claiming, player shops, quest, player warps, tech automation, tool skins, pets, particles, custom deliveries, jobs and more!All obtainable just by playing!If you want more information regarding Fermium MC, just join our discord channel!Come have fun with us on the server join now!

play.fermium-mc.fun

KoscoLand

Creative, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9174
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Void Gems Collected:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Votes:	6819	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

KoscoLand MinecraftServer Versions Java/Bedrock 1.8-1.20.X IP: koscoland.apexmc.co :25565 or *OFF*play.koscoland.ml :19132Welcome to KoscoLand by Hardcore Gaming a 24/7 Minecraft Paper Vanilla Server 24/7 We Have Survival, Creative, Hardcore, Factions Skyblock, Battleground, Adventure, Prison, Minigames and More. All Server Mobs set Hard PVP Enabled server has some plugins but most for mechanics not that game changing trying to stay Vanilla as Possible. Got Buys, Votes, Ranks, Discord, and More. Stop by to play all your Minecraft Multiplayer Game Modes on 1 server without switching to a new server Visit the website for more details www.hardcoregaming.online

koscoland.apexmc.co

The UnderRealms

Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1308
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3207
New Chunks Explored:	557936	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Enchantments Applied:	259
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

We are currently whitelisted! Join the Discord to find out more! :)________________________________________________________________________We are looking for players who are extremely community oriented, or even willing to be. The idea is to have a similar environment as the HermitCraft SMP server and be story driven like Dream SMP or the Stoneworks RP server, but with a little twist. Theres really no major inspiration from that other than community oriented building and interacting. This will involve lore made by the staff to help encourage players to make their own. Every season, a few months to a year, the server is reset and built up again by you in new and creative ways. If this sounds like your cup of tea, JOIN THE DISCORD @ https://discord.gg/xwQTY6qKUh ! Before any player will be allowed to join, they will need to prove themselves to us Staff. Other than that, you will have free survival reign over the world as you would in a single player world. Just Be Courteous To Other Players and Try to make things look good to the best of your abilities. Also, all member updates are on the Discord channel. _________________________________________________________SERVER MAP – map.underrealming.tkPC Only. We are based in Java EditionAs the Seasons have gone on, we can no longer host the previous seasons as a creative test build world. They are much to big for the host server to handle along with the main world.

underrealming.tk

VanillaAnarchy.net

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7575
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Emeralds Found:	9527
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Zombie Dances:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Embark on an adventure through our anarchic landscape with the Vanilla Anarchy server. Experience true Vanilla like never before, courtesy of our advanced server software and top-tier hardware. Free from constraints and devoid of pay-to-win shops, this world is yours to explore, construct, and dominate—where freedom reigns.

VanillaAnarchy.net