Crafty Memes: ‘/b/ Sucks Today’ Minecraft Server

Crafty, memes, Minecraft, Server, SUCKS, Today

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	819
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25

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sleep

Anarchy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9925
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	248	Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30

enjoy a healthy community eager to advance in our adventures… a server without many modifications in survival and very complete in skyblock

mc.somnus.pro

MEGA Planet

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9957
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Farms Harvested:	745	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Void Armor Forged:	25

Welcome to the MEGA Planet server, where you can access a wide variety of modalities and play with one of the best Spanish-speaking Minecraft communities.1.8 -> 1.20.2 – Survival, Factions, Creative, SkyBlock, SkyWars, TheTowers, KitPvP, BedWars… And much more!Are you going to miss it? Ip Java: mc.megaplanet.net Ip Bedrock: mc.megaplanet.net:19132

mc.megaplanet.net

efCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4174
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Holy Grails Found:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17

About us: Welcome to the efCraft Survival server.We try to have a fun friendly environment for players. You can protect your own builds, earn economy in game, make shops to sell things, and just enjoy the server without spending a penny.We offer a rankup path on the server that grants users more permissions for free. These ranks evolve around progression in the game, and helps us build trust to the user. The higher the rank you achieve the more exciting tools you get access too. We have three tiers of ranks that vary difficulty and reward the player: 1) normal, 2) Pro, 3) Elite. The higher difficulty ranks are not for the feint of heart, and will push you in terms of how tedious some tasks; however, if you are able to complete these ranks, then you will be rewarded.Thank you for coming and have a great time in game!

play.efcraft.net

SkyEmpire

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7810
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Votes:	4045
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Meteorites Collected:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Welcome to SkyEmpire, the ultimate Minecraft SkyBlock experience! Embark on a skyward journey like never before on our dedicated Java server at play.skyempire.org. SkyEmpire is not just a server; it’s a thriving community where players can forge alliances, conquer challenges, and build their empires in the vastness of the sky.Endless Skies Await You: Dive into a breathtaking world suspended in the clouds, where islands float high above the ground. With limited resources and challenging terrain, your creativity and resilience will be put to the test.Challenges and Achievements: Take on unique challenges and complete achievements to earn rewards, expand your island, and rise to the top. Whether you’re a solo adventurer or part of a powerful alliance, there’s always something new to strive for.PvP Battles and Alliances: Engage in epic player versus player battles or form alliances with other players to dominate the SkyEmpire. Work together to conquer the toughest challenges and establish your dominance in the sky.Customizable Islands: Build and customize your floating island to reflect your style and creativity. From humble beginnings to towering fortresses, the sky is the limit when it comes to creating your own unique haven in the clouds.Economy and Trading: Establish a thriving economy by trading resources with other players. The sky is a bustling marketplace where you can buy and sell to grow your wealth and enhance your island.Events and Community: Join regular events and connect with the vibrant SkyEmpire community. Whether it’s participating in special challenges or attending in-game festivities, there’s always something exciting happening in the skies.Join Us Today: Don’t miss out on the SkyEmpire experience! Connect to our Java server at play.skyempire.org and start your skyward adventure now. Gather your friends, form alliances, and become the ruler of the skies on SkyEmpire!

play.skyempire.org

Caeda Custom Medieval Fantasy RP

MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9511
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Crops Grown:	2095
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Void Armor Forged:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

In the legendary realm of Caeda, the continent of Ilias unfolds like a tapestry of uncharted wonders and age-old secrets.Beneath the vigilant gaze of sun and moon, enchanting magic courses through the land, bestowed upon mages who draw their power from enigmatic enchanted items and relics. Amidst the rich tapestry of diverse cultures and intricately woven lore, intrepid heroes rise to claim their destinies upon the untamed frontier of Ilias.Within this medieval roleplay, your very path awaits, a canvas on which to paint the essence of Light, embracing the ethereal grace of Life Gods, or perhaps surrendering to the allure of shadow cast by enigmatic Anti-Gods. With the advent of the peerless Caeda Engine, a masterpiece of custom code, your journey is yours to mold, a realm where history unspools with each valorous stride. Embark now upon this epic saga, for the gates to closed beta stand ajar, where the threads of legends await your skilled hands to be woven into an immortal tapestry.Gird your spirit and seize this chance to join the resplendent symphony of adventurers, congregating in the hallowed halls of Discord, where the grand opus of your own tale in Caeda begins.

67.211.214.42:25572

WolfRealmsReborn

MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6639
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ores Mined:	5466
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Wolf Realms Reborn is a returning server from the early days of survival multiplayer. Equipped with custom plugins and new hunger for the hunt, Wolf Realms Reborn is a truly unique experience. Join us under the moon where our songs serenade the stars and make their light dance. Kindness and respect hold the pack together and leave hate in the dust as we run. Enjoy a carefree environment with keep inventory on and pvp restricted, as well as land claiming enabled. We are excited to meet you!

wolfrealmsreborn.org

Reality3Farms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9944
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Reality3 Farms! Welcome To Reality3 Farms! THIS SERVER IS NOT PAY TO WIN!!! This is a farming server where its addictive and fun to play with your friends in a rank based server! Ip Is Reality3farms.mcserv.fun Port: 25565 Use any version of minecraft to join! This new server is the sequel to Reality3 creative Minecraft server, a server which is nearly 10 years old.This brand new server is a unique farming based server with a simple economy, land claiming relaxed rules and level based ranking system with heaps of exciting things to do as you gain through the levels.If you like servers in which you can have a relaxed atmosphere with a casual gameplay in a friendly place this is the server for you! Bare in mind this is a brand new server and there is lots to come in our future, We officially opened on September 2 2023On the server to gain levels is simple: once you log in type /rankup immediately to get to level 1Then once you do that have a look around spawn to see what the server is about, if you are happy to be one of the first people in the minecraft community to stay and play type /tprandom until you find a place you want to start your farm, you can also have access to a few kits, /kit claim will give you the tools to start claiming landThis server is a money based farming based server so in order to get more claim blocks and higher ranks you will have to earn money, higher ranks will give you different kits as well as easier methods to earn money, MCMMO has been tuned in such a way to flow with our ranking system so the endless gameplay will never get boring! Lvl7 and up gets /fly, we only accept “tip” type donations but this server is fully free to play and free to win the gameplay is endless with a strong focus on freedom within Minecraft with a Farming theme!We are transparent with our plugins, These include: ChatColor CropChecker DoubleShulkerShells FurnaceEnhanced GriefPreventionJetsSellChests mcMMO Gsit MarriageMaster ViaRewind ViaVersion TabPlugin DiscordSRVOtherAnimalsTeleport PlayerKits2 PlayerMagnet Rankup ShopGuiPlus TimeVote VIaBackwards Weathervote Ultracosmetics Jobs! PlayerVaults Latest update: Added PlayerVaults!

Reality3farms.mcserv.fun

ISN Network

Factions, MCMMO, PvP

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3712
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

ISN Network is a FACTIONS server like no other. Offering a unique experience featuring monthly wipes, custom enchants, KOTHs, withers and much more!

isnserver.net

2P1G

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2131
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Endless Night Skies:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48

░ ░ ░ ░ Welcome to 2P1G ░ ░ ░ ░A Premium Minecraft server offering a revisited survival experience with redesigned world generation.We are proud to offer you a wide range of features, including a quest system, different professions, an economy system, custom crafts and a player-to-player auction house. We also offer fishing rich in rare fish, an interactive online map, the “/trades” command to exchange items between players in complete safety and the possibility of collecting spawners. Our team is constantly working to improve server functionality and ensure an optimal gaming experience for all players. We try to offer special events throughout the year for the community that are as original as possible to guarantee you maximum sensations!Join us now to discover everything we have to offer and enjoy an exceptional gaming experience!

minecraft.2players1game.com

Cobble Souls

PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1787
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3321
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Villages Defended:	11

Cobble Souls Cobblemon – Kill Pokemon with a weapon and get Souls Currency – Battle Pokemon and win Type Souls. – Redeem Type Souls for a Pokemon of that Typing. – NPC Soul Shops – Breeding (with Breeding Items) – Trading – Wondertrade – Custom Music and Sounds

51.222.255.222:27000

FireMC

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2889
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Love Letters Sent:	11

FireMC is a unique Minecraft server that centers around the concept of lifesteal. This means that players have the ability to steal health from their enemies when they successfully land hits on them in combat.With 2 active owners who are dedicated to providing a high-quality gaming experience, FireMC is always bustling with activity. The server is designed to be both challenging and rewarding, with a balanced mix of PvP and PvE gameplay.Players can join the server at the IP address “firemc.mcplay.eu” and will find a range of different game modes to choose from. Whether you’re a fan of survival, creative mode, or something in between, there’s something for everyone on FireMC.The server also features a variety of custom plugins and mods that have been carefully selected to enhance the gameplay experience. From unique weapons and armor to special abilities and enchantments, players will find plenty of new and exciting features to explore.

66.70.237.153:25594

Cradle of Civilizations

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	136
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Star Shards Collected:	58
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

USE WHITELISTING-LINK TO JOIN!Cradle of Civilizations is a JAVA open world RPG since 2021.The Cradle focuses on roleplay, world-building and lore. We have created perhaps the best Open World RPG ever realized by Minecraft. Create or join your new nation in a medieval-inspired fantasy setting, make war on your enemies, use shrewd diplomacy or bend the economy too your iron will… All is possible in the Cradle of Civilizations…– VoiceChat Supported (Fabric Loader Required) – Texture Pack (Optifine required) – We use +70 plugins to enhance your gameplay. – Events, World bosses, and much more…

play.cradleofcivilizations.com

TurtleCraftNetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7504
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

play.turtlecraftsmp.com

EmeraldsMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2197
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Crops Grown:	4705
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Welcome to EmeraldsMC! >> PLAY.EMERALDSMC.COMWe have a main /SURVIVAL world, along with a separate /PVP WORLD. Join us today!– Build thriving towns to show off your creativity. – Run successful shops and amass riches in-game. – Challenge yourself and others with exciting weekly tasks.Join us today and embark on an epic Minecraft adventure!

play.emeraldsmc.com

FunnyMcraft

Economy, Survival

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6081
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	86	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Farms Harvested:	562	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Minecraft server where you can find a great community. Don’t hesitate and join us, we’d love to see you. You can join with versions from 1.8 to 1.20, but we recommend 1.20

play.funnymcraft.eu