Crafty Memes: ‘/b/ Sucks Today’ Minecraft Server

Crafty, memes, Minecraft, Server, SUCKS, Today

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9413
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

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FlashSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4966
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Crops Grown:	1458	Falling into the Void:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	335
Mines Excavated:	1926	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Welcome to BlossomSMP, a captivating Minecraft survival multiplayer experience where creativity and community intertwine in a vibrant world of endless possibilities. In this enchanting 1.20 version of the game, BlossomSMP invites you to embark on a journey like no other, where the landscape is painted with the hues of blossoming trees and the air is filled with the sweet fragrance of adventure.

blossum.gg

TheYolos

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4987
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	1

A Minecraft Network with Multiple Gameplay and Fun Community! ⭐Survival ⭐Slimefun ⭐Fantasy ⭐Mmorpg ⭐Dungeons ⭐Good Community ⭐Survival Hardcore ⭐MORE!

play.theyolos.com

RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8488
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	768	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

play.rexkraft.com

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7405
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	2887	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

play.blooh.net:25596

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	611
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	New Chunks Explored:	43875
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Emeralds Found:	479
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

play.mc-oasis.com

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2974
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Ores Mined:	6188	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Villages Defended:	12	Farms Harvested:	291

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2549
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7375
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1122
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6895
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Potions Brewed:	197
Farms Harvested:	798	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Gods Slained:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	19

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7213
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	216	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	853
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	6790	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9900	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6661
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4772
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5408
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	54	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Void Gems Collected:	24	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net