Crafty Memes: ‘/b/ Sucks Today’ Minecraft Server

Crafty, memes, Minecraft, Server, SUCKS, Today

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5486
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Alien Abductions:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

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NostalgiaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	291
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

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ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7630
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Star Shards Collected:	67
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	9

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

mc.archermc.net

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	504
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Farms Harvested:	204	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

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Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9590
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

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KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9926
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Dragons Tamed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

play.koalaservers.net

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5673
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	231	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

play.astra-mc.net

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8236
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Potions Brewed:	31
Players Killed by Monsters:	2906	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Enchantments Applied:	257
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

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Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5543
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

play.mythical-empires.com

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4166
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	24	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Void Gems Collected:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

mc.trekcraft.net

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2149
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dimension Hops:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Void Gems Collected:	16
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

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Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	291
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Void Gems Collected:	34	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

mc.ranchncraft.com

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7838
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

jes.earth

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6110
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

mc.kiraskingdom.com

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4861
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Animals Bred:	40	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	229	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Buildings Constructed:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

play.townysmp.com

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6032
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Love Letters Sent:	19
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

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