Crafty Memes: ‘/b/ Sucks Today’ Minecraft Server

Crafty, memes, Minecraft, Server, SUCKS, Today

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	123
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Buildings Constructed:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

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Reality3Farms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7909
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Star Shards Collected:	242
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Reality3 Farms! Welcome To Reality3 Farms! THIS SERVER IS NOT PAY TO WIN!!! This is a farming server where its addictive and fun to play with your friends in a rank based server! Ip Is Reality3farms.mcserv.fun Port: 25565 Use any version of minecraft to join! This new server is the sequel to Reality3 creative Minecraft server, a server which is nearly 10 years old.This brand new server is a unique farming based server with a simple economy, land claiming relaxed rules and level based ranking system with heaps of exciting things to do as you gain through the levels.If you like servers in which you can have a relaxed atmosphere with a casual gameplay in a friendly place this is the server for you! Bare in mind this is a brand new server and there is lots to come in our future, We officially opened on September 2 2023On the server to gain levels is simple: once you log in type /rankup immediately to get to level 1Then once you do that have a look around spawn to see what the server is about, if you are happy to be one of the first people in the minecraft community to stay and play type /tprandom until you find a place you want to start your farm, you can also have access to a few kits, /kit claim will give you the tools to start claiming landThis server is a money based farming based server so in order to get more claim blocks and higher ranks you will have to earn money, higher ranks will give you different kits as well as easier methods to earn money, MCMMO has been tuned in such a way to flow with our ranking system so the endless gameplay will never get boring! Lvl7 and up gets /fly, we only accept “tip” type donations but this server is fully free to play and free to win the gameplay is endless with a strong focus on freedom within Minecraft with a Farming theme!We are transparent with our plugins, These include: ChatColor CropChecker DoubleShulkerShells FurnaceEnhanced GriefPreventionJetsSellChests mcMMO Gsit MarriageMaster ViaRewind ViaVersion TabPlugin DiscordSRVOtherAnimalsTeleport PlayerKits2 PlayerMagnet Rankup ShopGuiPlus TimeVote VIaBackwards Weathervote Ultracosmetics Jobs! PlayerVaults Latest update: Added PlayerVaults!

Reality3farms.mcserv.fun

ISN Network

Factions, MCMMO, PvP

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9879
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Towns Built:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

ISN Network is a FACTIONS server like no other. Offering a unique experience featuring monthly wipes, custom enchants, KOTHs, withers and much more!

isnserver.net

2P1G

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4498
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Star Shards Collected:	167
Zombie Dances:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Void Gems Collected:	34
Enchantments Applied:	296	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

░ ░ ░ ░ Welcome to 2P1G ░ ░ ░ ░A Premium Minecraft server offering a revisited survival experience with redesigned world generation.We are proud to offer you a wide range of features, including a quest system, different professions, an economy system, custom crafts and a player-to-player auction house. We also offer fishing rich in rare fish, an interactive online map, the “/trades” command to exchange items between players in complete safety and the possibility of collecting spawners. Our team is constantly working to improve server functionality and ensure an optimal gaming experience for all players. We try to offer special events throughout the year for the community that are as original as possible to guarantee you maximum sensations!Join us now to discover everything we have to offer and enjoy an exceptional gaming experience!

minecraft.2players1game.com

Cobble Souls

PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6048
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Cobble Souls Cobblemon – Kill Pokemon with a weapon and get Souls Currency – Battle Pokemon and win Type Souls. – Redeem Type Souls for a Pokemon of that Typing. – NPC Soul Shops – Breeding (with Breeding Items) – Trading – Wondertrade – Custom Music and Sounds

51.222.255.222:27000

FireMC

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7873
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Void Armor Forged:	30	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	5267	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Runes Activated:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Crops Grown:	5716	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75

FireMC is a unique Minecraft server that centers around the concept of lifesteal. This means that players have the ability to steal health from their enemies when they successfully land hits on them in combat.With 2 active owners who are dedicated to providing a high-quality gaming experience, FireMC is always bustling with activity. The server is designed to be both challenging and rewarding, with a balanced mix of PvP and PvE gameplay.Players can join the server at the IP address “firemc.mcplay.eu” and will find a range of different game modes to choose from. Whether you’re a fan of survival, creative mode, or something in between, there’s something for everyone on FireMC.The server also features a variety of custom plugins and mods that have been carefully selected to enhance the gameplay experience. From unique weapons and armor to special abilities and enchantments, players will find plenty of new and exciting features to explore.

66.70.237.153:25594

Cradle of Civilizations

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1077
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Towns Built:	2

USE WHITELISTING-LINK TO JOIN!Cradle of Civilizations is a JAVA open world RPG since 2021.The Cradle focuses on roleplay, world-building and lore. We have created perhaps the best Open World RPG ever realized by Minecraft. Create or join your new nation in a medieval-inspired fantasy setting, make war on your enemies, use shrewd diplomacy or bend the economy too your iron will… All is possible in the Cradle of Civilizations…– VoiceChat Supported (Fabric Loader Required) – Texture Pack (Optifine required) – We use +70 plugins to enhance your gameplay. – Events, World bosses, and much more…

play.cradleofcivilizations.com

TurtleCraftNetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9440
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Votes:	6846	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116

play.turtlecraftsmp.com

EmeraldsMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3180
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Welcome to EmeraldsMC! >> PLAY.EMERALDSMC.COMWe have a main /SURVIVAL world, along with a separate /PVP WORLD. Join us today!– Build thriving towns to show off your creativity. – Run successful shops and amass riches in-game. – Challenge yourself and others with exciting weekly tasks.Join us today and embark on an epic Minecraft adventure!

play.emeraldsmc.com

FunnyMcraft

Economy, Survival

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7128
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2406

Minecraft server where you can find a great community. Don’t hesitate and join us, we’d love to see you. You can join with versions from 1.8 to 1.20, but we recommend 1.20

play.funnymcraft.eu

SynthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1320
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

SynthCraft is a community-based Survival server! We invest a lot of time into our community, having fun together, whilst playing a blocky game together :DHave fun!

play.synthcraft.eu

Alpha Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8373
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	116	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ores Mined:	6669

Alpha Prison is a CUSTOM CODED OP Prison with many features that has been up for 3 years ! Here you will find some of our feature: – Custom personal mine: everyone has his own mine which has different levels ( up to 130k levels ) and different types like rainbow, supreme, wonderland – Custom key system: we have implemented a custom system that let you gain Money and Token boosters as rewards instead of the classic static amount. That way you can gain infinite multiplier just by playing ! – Custom Island Spawner: the server uses Island as concept of gang where you can team up with your friends. All the custom spawners of the server got stacked in the /island spawners and it’s all virtual, that way it doesn’t depend on where you are, you can claim the rewards from anywhere. – Custom Skills and Milestones: those are rewards that you gain while playing, most of them based on amount of blocks broken, other based on playtime and such.Those are just some of our features. You should join the server to get a full view of all the features. Server support also bedrock players with the IP: bedrock.alphaprison.net with port 19132.I’m MasterZen#9263 on discord if you want to reach me out We’re looking for partners to work with !

play.alphaprison.net

SqueejCraft

Creative, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9142
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4397
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	New Chunks Explored:	805642
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

SqueejCraft is a hard difficulty, semi-vanilla SMP server built to respect Mojang’s vision by ensuring that the raw vanilla experience remains in-tact without sacrificing server functionality or gameplay quality. Set home points, claim land, teleport to friends, and create/trade from chest shops in a unique and simple server environment without any microtransactions or gimmicks.

Squeejcraft.com:25566

Lunarsky

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9693
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Towns Built:	3

Lunarsky is a cozy construction server with Skyblock and Citybuild, but without a mining world. You sell ores from a quarry stone generator and buy the blocks you need. It has a very friendly community and is played on the Aquatic Update ^^

lunarsky.de

CarrotMC

Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	526
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Void Gems Collected:	21
Dragon Eggs Found:	5681	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

CarrotMC PvP , FFA , KitPvP , 1v1 With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

carrotmc.fr.to:19154

MineClassic

KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2098
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Welcome to the MineClassic Network. In versions 1.20+, we offer minigames such as Survival Games, KitPvP (with progression, abilities, perks, etc.) and our unique gamemode Platshot!Join now at play.mineclassic.org

play.mineclassic.org