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Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 8771 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 167 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
Love Letters Sent: | 17 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so amazing that even Mum will try to get you on disability allowance in real life! Just like our player who successfully convinced their in-game Mum to do so. And let’s not forget about the luxurious bathroom fittings you can enjoy in-game – because who doesn’t love a good bathroom renovation?
Oh, and did we mention that you can leave classes whenever you want? That’s right, just like in our player’s school days when they were allowed to skip classes thanks to their mild autism. Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft!