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Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 635 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 5 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 8033 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 13 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so amazing that even Mum will try to get you on disability allowance in real life! Just like our player who successfully convinced their in-game Mum to do so. And let’s not forget about the luxurious bathroom fittings you can enjoy in-game – because who doesn’t love a good bathroom renovation?
Oh, and did we mention that you can leave classes whenever you want? That’s right, just like in our player’s school days when they were allowed to skip classes thanks to their mild autism. Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft!