Crafty McLaughington’s Funhouse: ‘Diamonds or Death?!’

attractiveness, beauty standards, big ass, body image, body types, Crafty, cute butt, cute girlfriend, DATING, death, dfc, diamonds, fat tits, funhouse, McLaughingtons, objectification, partner preferences, Personal preferences, physical appearance, physical attributes, Preferences, relationships, sexual desires, societal norms

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4979
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Herobrine Sightings:	0

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Etheria Void Wars

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6221
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Etheria: Void Wars is a custom-built extraction minigame. The basic gameplay loop consists of matches that contain enemies, loot, and other players for you to interact with and then either perish and lose your items or extract and stash them.Up to 16 players spawn in separate rooms and scour the map for loot while competing with each other, various monsters, and the map itself. Over the course of the match the world will begin to decay and extracts will begin to appear.Our gamemode includes custom maps, weapons, and traders. We are constantly active and working on new content to add to our game based on your feedback.Come join our server for an experience like no other!

voidwars.primearca.de

Forgotten Prisons

Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4197
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Divine Spears Created:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Astral Projections Made:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1

SEASON 1 RELEASE | February 11th 11AM PST» Discord: https://dsc.gg/forgottenprison » Server IP: ForgottenPrisons.net » Store: https://store.forgottenprison.net/ (75% OFF SALE)

ForgottenPrison.net:25594

Kull Games – Direwolf20

FTB

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5493
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Runes Activated:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9668
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Kull Games is a new Minecraft server, all players have /enchant, /fly, /heal as well as warps to every planet and other dimension. Free mek, ae2, foregoing, and powah starters from dispensers at spawn to help you get going.Its a Direwolf20 1.19 server hosted out of Seattle, WA (US).Feel free to join and come play some Direwolf20 with all of us on the Kull Games server!Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/kwndp8P9Dn

dw119.kullgames.com

Land Of Legends

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	412
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Farms Harvested:	708
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Land of Legends is a survival server with a friendly and active community. We have many custom plugins and unique features including A full server storyline filled with quests, Custom Enchantments, Custom Mobs, Dual-Wield, Cosmetics, Crates, Auction-House, and many more!Come join us at landoflegendsmc.com

landoflegendsmc.com

Tulpcraft

KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6705
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Chimeras Created:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Secret Passages Found:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14

Remember the good old days of Tulpcraft? Back in 2021 and 2022, Tulpcraft was the hottest PvP server around. You’d log on after school each day to see your friends grinding BoxPvP, Lifesteal and Skymines for hours on end. The community was always buzzing in chat as you dueled alongside your fellow crafters.Well now you can relive those glory days all over again on The Tulpcraft Project! Dust off those old PvP skills as you take your first steps back into the BoxPvP arena, strap on your elytra to soar through high-flying Skymines matches, or put your health and armor on the line once more in intense Lifesteal duels – all the classic game modes are back and waiting for you to rejoin the ranks. Reconnect with old friends on Discord as you compete side-by-side for global domination just like the legends of 2021 and 2022. New players are also invited to experience what longtime veterans still reminisce about. This is a tribute to Tulpcraft’s golden age and a home for the community that made it all happen.

play.tulpcraft.me

StarRail SMP

Survival

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6260
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3876
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

We are a modded/semi-vanilla survival SMP with a rapidly growing community. Although we are small, we are very welcoming to all new players, and we can assure you that you will have a lot of fun playing on our SMP. We have events such as “The End Opens”, and others! If you join and play on our server, you are helping us very much by contributing to StarRail!

starrail.mcserver.us

Cataclysm

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1781
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Divine Spears Created:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	22

Welcome to our new Minecraft server, a world full of adventure and endless possibilities! On our server, you will find a friendly and welcoming community, ready to help you build, explore and thrive in this vast digital world.Our server is equipped with plugins to enhance your gaming experience, and our team of moderators is always available to ensure a safe and fun environment for everyone.So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your amazing journey in Minecraft!

cataclismo.lat:4021

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7750
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	5609

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

amalthea.civmall.icu

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1338
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

202.186.0.214

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	550
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

beneberak.net

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	535
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	11

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

inf.craftersland.net

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7573
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

⮞ RPG Survival Server [NEW 26th Jan 2024]

Economy, Trading, Shop, Quests, Jobs, Skill/Perk systems, custom world generation, custom Enderdragon world boss, a totally unique survival experience!⮞ Small Friendly Community Join our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!⮞Skyblock Server Hundreds of fully custom missions, level ups and rewards! Earn flight time through daily login rewards and voting!⮞ Slimefun Survival Server SF4/Foxy Machines/Infinity/SFCalc , open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels and pvp arenas also included!⮞ Plot Server Test out all kinds of builds and redstone contraptions with your friends, use creative mode to design whatever you can imagine!

mc.rencorner.co

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3518
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Craftland.org

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4227
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1325	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	303

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

clownercraft.net

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6430
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

play.junglesmp.net