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Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 8582 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 383 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2436 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 115 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 38 |
Join us for a chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken as it soars through the skies, battling evil cows with laser eyes. Or how about diving into a pool of rainbow lava and emerging with superpowers like the ability to shoot diamond swords from your fingertips?
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks that can grant you three wishes if you can defeat it in a dance-off. And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep underground where you can find the rarest loot in all of Minecraft – including a pair of enchanted boots that make you run faster than a speeding minecart.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. It’s a Saturday for an h-game thread come to life!