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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 6894 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 | Epic Quests Completed: | 19 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 46 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 |
Join us for a chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken as it soars through the skies, battling evil cows with laser eyes. Or how about diving into a pool of rainbow lava and emerging with superpowers like the ability to shoot diamond swords from your fingertips?
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks that can grant you three wishes if you can defeat it in a dance-off. And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep underground where you can find the rarest loot in all of Minecraft – including a pair of enchanted boots that make you run faster than a speeding minecart.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. It’s a Saturday for an h-game thread come to life!