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Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 8504 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Crops Grown: | 5771 |
Animals Bred: | 18 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
Join us for a chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken as it soars through the skies, battling evil cows with laser eyes. Or how about diving into a pool of rainbow lava and emerging with superpowers like the ability to shoot diamond swords from your fingertips?
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks that can grant you three wishes if you can defeat it in a dance-off. And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep underground where you can find the rarest loot in all of Minecraft – including a pair of enchanted boots that make you run faster than a speeding minecart.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. It’s a Saturday for an h-game thread come to life!