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Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 8521 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 63 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 32 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
Join us for a chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken as it soars through the skies, battling evil cows with laser eyes. Or how about diving into a pool of rainbow lava and emerging with superpowers like the ability to shoot diamond swords from your fingertips?
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks that can grant you three wishes if you can defeat it in a dance-off. And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep underground where you can find the rarest loot in all of Minecraft – including a pair of enchanted boots that make you run faster than a speeding minecart.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. It’s a Saturday for an h-game thread come to life!