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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 422 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 42 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Buildings Constructed: | 38 |
Falling into the Void: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Love Letters Sent: | 17 | Dimension Hops: | 1 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 33 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
Join us for a chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken as it soars through the skies, battling evil cows with laser eyes. Or how about diving into a pool of rainbow lava and emerging with superpowers like the ability to shoot diamond swords from your fingertips?
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks that can grant you three wishes if you can defeat it in a dance-off. And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep underground where you can find the rarest loot in all of Minecraft – including a pair of enchanted boots that make you run faster than a speeding minecart.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. It’s a Saturday for an h-game thread come to life!