Crafty McFunny Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers? Do you wish you could refund the game because you’re so bored? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky experience that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget all about that refund button!

Our server is so exclusive, it’s like early access to a whole new dimension of Minecraft. We have flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that poops out enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! We have custom mini-games like “TNT Tag with a Twist” where the TNT is actually confetti bombs that make you break out into a spontaneous dance party. And don’t even get us started on our custom skins – you can dress up as a taco, a unicorn, or even a sentient block of cheese.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be having the time of your life on our crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft server? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your sides split from laughter)!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Animals Bred:	36
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

DigiCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Whitelist

Join us on DigiCraft for a whitelisted medieval Minecraft experience!– Build your kingdom showcased on the DynMap and protected by claim blocks!– Ascend the ranks to become more powerful and unlock unique perks!– Battle with others in Duels and the Warzone with a PvP toggle!– Gather riches with daily rewards, quests, jobs, and establish your own guild!– Collect pets, cosmetics, unique tags, and more using your earned money!– Grow your strength by leveling up skills and unlocking unique enchantments!– Join in custom made events with unique rewards and fun Brewery creations!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Survival Manos

Survival

SURVIVALMANOS Survival Manos is a Portuguese server that has existed since 2020 for players for players, for cracked or original, for Java or Bedrock, basically, for customers! 🙂 “Too good to be true?” – Pombacraft (former best tuga server)Come play with us!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Asgard Smp

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Java and Bedrock crossplayThis is a economy based SMP where you can make in game money and sell your items at the shopping district, or simply trade your items with other players on the SMP here at Asgard SMP we welcome everyone and anyone but you must follow the RULES or you will be removed from the SMP this server/smp as been made for you to come and have fun show off your build skills and make new friends along the way.PLEASE JOIN DISCORD FIRST OR YOU WANT BE ABLE TO GET ON THE WHITELIST!!!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1162	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Minemu

Cross-Play

Our non-premium server offers a unique experience for players by allowing crossplay between Bedrock and Java versions.With a focus on massive events with hundreds of players at a time and proximity voice chat, it’s the perfect place to socialize and play with others from around the world. In addition, it has classic modes such as survival, creative, skyblock, bedwars, mobarena, among others, to satisfy all types of players. To add more fun, the server also offers a wide range of modpacks, such as pixelmon or tekking, which you can easily access through its own launcher. Join us and enjoy an unparalleled gaming experience!(you can enter with all versions from 1.8 to the latest)

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

VoxelMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

VoxelMc Version: 1.9 to 1.19 Characteristics: – Custom Biomes – Levels – Rewards – PvP – Tags

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Moon Landing

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Moon Landing Embark on a captivating journey in Moon Landing, where survival meets space-themed wonder. Explore a universe brimming with unique features:– Moon-Themed World – Over 100 Custom Quests – 10+ Galactic Jobs – Skill Ascension – Expanding Universe Lore – Easy Space ColonizationEmbark on Your Galactic Adventure! Join Moon Landing and craft your story among the stars. Explore, build, and innovate in a universe where your imagination is the only limit. Board your spacecraft and set course for adventure!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Secret Passages Found:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Lucent PvP

KitPvP, PvP, Survival

LucentPvP is a CrystalPvP-based server with Survival and Practice. The development team at LucentPvP do not believe in Pay to Win servers. LucentPvP strives not to be one.LucentPvP offers three maps for their practice gamemode, Bedrock, Flat and Wild. LucentPvP’s survival gamemode is vanilla survival. CrystalPvP is encouraged.Join our discord as well! Our link is on the left.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6145	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

The Armada Network

Creative, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

╔═════ARMADA NETWORK═════╗ SERVER WIDE FEATURES – 1.19+ – Java + Bedrock ╔═════Skyblock═════╗ – Levelling System – Co-Op PvE Experience – Bosses and PVP – Dungeons ╔═════SMP EARTH═════╗ – Earth SMP – Multi Planet – Custom map

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Salt & Light

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Salt & Light 1.20.1Cracked 1.20.1 (1.17 – 1.20.1) uwu Cosmetics, Silk Spawners, Playershops, McMMO, PvP Arenas, Ranks, Economy and many more features!Everyone here is friendly so you’re welcomed to join XD

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Haunted Mansion

Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

Welcome Foolish Mortals! Zombie Apocalypse Survival Parkour Minigames Skull Clicker Village Defense Mob Arena The Drop Spirit BounceLeaderboards Pets Cosmetics

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Kings Peace

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Come Try out kings peace, multiverse server has multiple worlds to play on. a frendly fun place to play the server will not have games it is just survival, claimblocks and more

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Xironite

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Xironite Towny [1.20 – 1.20.X]

Xironite is a server dedicated to interacting with our community through hosting events and listening to player feedback On Xironite, we offer a various amount of gamemodes for players to try. The gamemodes are Towny, Skyblock, Survival, Creative and Events!Xironite is constantly evolving based on player feedback and ideas from our amazing management. Join now before you miss our next event!How to Join? Join now using our IP: mc.xironite.orgDiscord: https://xironite.org/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/xironite TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@xironite YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCc4O3IaYx8s-LQznYNomJTw

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Timeless

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

IntroTimeless is a server that combines the fun of semi-vanilla minecraft and boosts it with various events and a storyline for players to follow.Here is the last event trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtHO7rwbM9oAboutTimeless basis itself around vanilla minecraft, but adds more convenient solutions with its various plugins. You’ll find starting players can access basic commands from essentials and are ranked up by voting! If you need a break from mining and building we have multiple arenas ranging from pvp to parkour, in which you are given kits to battle to your heart’s desire.These arenas also hold tournaments and mini-games, for players to compete and win prizes to aid their survival progress. The soul of ‘Timeless’ would be the Lore Events, large adventure map style builds for all the players to join using gear they’ve collected in survival. These maps range in puzzles and PVE using custom mobs to challenge players.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

NeoUni

Creative, PvP, Survival

【Thank you for coming!!】 This is a Japanese Server. When you connect to the server, you will be logged in to the Lobby server. From there you can connect to survival, creative and PvP servers.【Rules : Do Not】・Annoying acts such as destruction, theft of items, and spam. ・Solicitation to other servers not related to Neo-Universe Server. ・Acts such as live broadcasting and video uploading without the permission of the operator. ・Load attack on servers such as DoS and DDoS. ・Other acts that hinder server operation.If you do not follow the rules, you will be banned without warning.【Youtube channel】https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaG0c1OSvFuCVoag99Fq22Q

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

MC.NOOB.LV

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

from 1.7.2 up to Latest versions supported! – FACTIONS | SKYBLOCK | ANNIHILATION | SKYPVP | HUB | SURVIVAL – – Factions update with new Nether!Our Discord – https://discord.gg/ByGQXyQ– 1.8 Combat Mechanics – Ranks – SilkTouch Spawners – CratesJoin Now! Vote for rewards in game!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.