Crafty McFunny Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers? Do you wish you could refund the game because you’re so bored? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky experience that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget all about that refund button!

Our server is so exclusive, it’s like early access to a whole new dimension of Minecraft. We have flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that poops out enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! We have custom mini-games like “TNT Tag with a Twist” where the TNT is actually confetti bombs that make you break out into a spontaneous dance party. And don’t even get us started on our custom skins – you can dress up as a taco, a unicorn, or even a sentient block of cheese.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be having the time of your life on our crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft server? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your sides split from laughter)!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

NeworldCraft x Vanillamc

Earth, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

VanillaMC x NeworldCraft Offers 3 unique PlanetsEarth: This contains cities, many plugins.

VanillaMC: Regular SMP, Minimal Plugins.

Pollux: Very hard, lots of loot.

Build as you please on any planet. Protect it with /town createMinigames: Tennis, COD Zombies, Fishing and more!Discord: discord.gg/stpKN7Svsa

Earth Map – MINIGAMES – MCMMO – 20+ Species – PVE – Weather – Vehicles – Cross Play – Tree Chopping – New items – New Mobs – Level Systems – Wars – Get married – Medkits – PvP, PvE – Better Fishing – Skip Night – 100+ New items

100% free to play, 100% uptime. Dedicated Admins & Owner.

[ Now hiring ]

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magic Items Found:	5656

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Woozyland

Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games

Survivel zombie map gathers supplies before nightfall. Explore and find secrets around the map team or kill other players.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

PandaSMP

Parkour, PvP, Survival

Welcome to PandaSMP ================== We have our own store where u can purchase Ranks, Keys! ——————————————————————– We have such an amazing staff team! join our discord if u have any issues with Minecraft!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Amuria

Survival

Amuria is a survival server that attaches great importance to changing nature as little as possible. In Freebuild you can make all your building dreams come true. The building material for this can be mined in the farm world. Amuria offers, among other things, an animal farm and an admin shop if some materials are difficult or impossible to find. We are always working on plugins and extensions that improve the fun of playing on Amuria, so you can often expect new things or implement your wishes. Anyone who makes an effort and often attracts positive attention has the chance to become a VIP or even a designer. (Similar to architect) All ranks on Amuria are FREE and anyone can achieve them if they put in some effort. There are also events from time to time, for example extra shops, or the ender dragon, which can be defeated every weekend.

We also offer a TeamSpeak 3 server (IP: 93.186.198.28:9987)

The Amuria server team is looking forward to seeing YOU!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

AstroComet

Economy, PvP, Survival

Hey lovely people, are you looking for a super fun Minecraft server?

Welcome to AstroComet, we are a community-based server that hosts events, giveaways (including nitro), fun games/bots, and more!

We also have a Minecraft Server you can join and play! The link below will board you onto our ship of fun and we hope to see some of your faces around! Including exclusive custom models, survival mode, and much, much more! To join use the IP Play.AstroComet.Net!

All the best, AstroComet

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Survival Haven

Adventure, Antigrief, Community, Customplugins, Economy, Headhunter, new, smp, Survival, Vanilla

A haven to build and make friends. Rediscover the joy of a friendly community, A thriving economy, And animal themed ranks!

A core survival experience, with Better loot tables for a refreshing experience. Whether you want to rekindle your joy for the survival experience, showcase your creativity, or climb up the economy and ranks, Our friendly staff are here to provide you a safe haven.

– The core survival experience –– Better loot tables –– Friendly community –– An engaging Economy –– Head hunts –

– Custom Items –

survivalhaven.mcserver.us | https://discord.gg/MZVDdKWubK

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

The Funny Server (1.20.X)

Fun, smp, Survival

Hello! My name is adventuregamer64 (most people call me “ad” for short) and i used to run a server called “Unknown SMP”, the player count died after 2 years of running it. I took a year break from minecraft and now here i am, running this server, The Funny Server (i dont know why i chose this name, i guess i thought it was funny). This server is a work in progress right now so expect a few restarts every now and then. To see announcements, make a suggestion or report a bug/ player you can join the discord server (https://discord.gg/5Zbhq5kt6S).

I hope you join the server,ad (or adventuregamer64 or adventure)

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Albacore Server [Hard Survival] [Anarchy] [Public] [Java] [Bedrock] [1.7 – 1.20+]

Anarchy, Anticheat, bedrock, HARD, java, Nowhitelist, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A Brand New Minecraft Server

Vanilla – Hard Survival – Anarchy

No Rules – Public – No Whitelist

Java (26098) & Bedrock (19132) Supported

ViaVersion << All (1.7 - Current - Forward)

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Potions Brewed:	69

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

DiamondCraft

KitPvP, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

DiamondCraft is a bulgaria server server is pvp mcmmo and kit pvp server is hosting gamesers bge DiamandCraft is a Bulgarian server, log in and have fun, if you have 100 subs and make a rev, you will have a yotuber rank. Priqtna igra!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Biggvs Dickvs

Anarchy, PvP, Survival

Anarchy server hosted in Australia with no rules. The map doesnt reset. And has been running since 2021. Server version is 1.19.3

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Hidden Sanctuary | Where SMP starts

And, Bosses, Challenges, Community, Economy, Factions, love, Mobarena, PvE, Pvparena, Respect, Survival, Vanilla, Vanillaplus

IP: hiddensanctuary.net

Hidden Sanctuary is 100% free to play. A true passion project.

A big L to all the pay to win servers out there.

We want to make an example out there!

GET INVOLVED WITH US TODAY! 🙂 @ —> [url=”discord.gg/ms3w9rFA6k”]DISCORD[/url]

Hidden Sanctuary is a FRESH 1.20.4 Minecraft SMP Claims, nations, pvp and pve server, looking to expand and add content to the vanilla base game we all love so passionately. In addition to that I would love to invite you to a Discord server. A server that covers all sorts of topics. We love all sorts of games, but the focus is on Minecraft. Currently we have a team of 6 fivehead developers (MC-STAFF role on Discord) that are all ready to develop now that we have set up our Trello board. I started this serverproject late december 2022, and mark my words, it will be a one of a kind server, as all content will be handmade from scratch.

We will be implementing a lot of ideas and the vision of my most recent Minecraft server which I unfortunately had to discontinue due to life issues. As for promotion and to get traffic going I am trying to grow myself on several different platforms. You can expect me to make a ton of content about the server together with you guys as I stream live on Twitch at least 5 days and 30 hours a week 😉 You can also find Knetterkoekje on YouTube and TikTok. Check my other socials through the Community/MC Server Discord: https://discord.gg/ms3w9rFA6k

We own pretty much every useful premium Java MC plugin and have several very experienced Custom Mob/Map/Worldgen config developers and designers on board. We will be slowly adding more and more content through various plugins by also applying our own server logic using a Minecraft scripting language called Skript with an additional library called SkriptBee. In addition to that we have a great network, as such we are able to contact any of the developers of said important premium plugins to request features for our server in case we cannot achieve our goals using Skript. Feel free to DM Knetterkoekje here on PMC, or on Discord @Knetterkoekje#6600 if you have any questions regarding Hidden Sanctuary, me or well anything 😀 However if the server sounds intruiging it is a better idea to come have a first hand look! <3 I would like to reiterate that we are in BETA stage at the moment.The ETA for the full release is Febuari 2024.

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Trailer of the Nether: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pe_JWbC1GQcTimelapse of our first PvP arena: www.youtube.com/watch?v=27SjLYcqbG8

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Mines Excavated:	1475
Divine Spears Created:	14	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CubeBuilders

Capture, Creative, Economy, Faction Pvp, Factions, Flag, PvP, Survival

We got Factions!We got Survival!We got Creative! Unlimited superflat for all!We got Skyblock! Unlimited island size!

What are you waiting for?! Join us at CubeBuilders.net!

Server Address:– cubebuilders.net

Website and Forums:– cubebuilders.net

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Craftania

Survival, Towny

Craftania is all about communities. Earn money, create a town and invite your friends to become the biggest town in the world

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2268	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Zombie Dances:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

ApexSurvive

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

a fun minecraft anarchy be careful and try to survive the battlefield, it is also a kid friendly minecraft server!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Ethernal Realms | Enhanced Survival | Custom Dungeons, Mobs, Enchants, Weapons | 1.20.X

Auction, Auctionhouse, Community, Customenchantments, Customenchants, Discord, discordserver, Dungeons, Dungeonsbosses, Economy, Graves, Gravestones, HARD, Jobs, Jobsreborn, Keepinventory, Landclaim, Lands, Lottery, Magic, MCMMO, mmorpg, Mobarena, Nodonations, Nogrief, RPG, runescape, Safarinet, Semivanilla, Survival, Survivalrpg, Towny, Vehicles

Hey there!

Got no time to read? No problem. Here’s a list of what we have:

NO Pay-to-Win or Admin “Cosmetic” ShopsCustom Weapons, 450+ custom enchantsCustom Levelled and difficult MobsCustom Dungeons, Bosses, MobArenamcMMO and JobsTowny-likeVehiclesIn-game purchasable Cosmetic RanksDiscord integrated and MinecraftChat Auctions, Auctionhouse, LotteryPlayer-made Shops, and a Stockmarket-like Admin ShopmcMMO and JobsRebornKeep InventoryAnd more…

If you are interested or want more information, I’ll be glad to tell you!

Welcome to Ethernal Realms, a server dedicated to unlocking the full potential of Survival Minecraft, enhancing and expanding its gameplay for an immersive experience. At Ethernal Realms, we believe in a fair and balanced environment – no pay-to-win tactics, no cash shops for “cosmetics.” Everything you achieve is earned solely through in-game efforts.

Immerse yourself in a world filled with challenges and rewards. Explore dungeons and face formidable mob bosses, brace yourself for tougher nighttime mobs, and discover over 450 custom enchantments, custom weapons, magic, and the ability to claim and rent land. To make your Minecraft journey even more exciting, we’ve integrated mcMMO and Jobs Reborn, providing a balanced approach to gameplay so you can focus on building your kingdom, gathering gear, and engaging in epic battles within our custom mob arenas.

Economy enthusiasts, rejoice! Access and explore player-made auction houses, effortlessly create one-click chest shops for a tangible store experience, participate in online chat auctions, and navigate our dynamic Admin shop where prices fluctuate every minute.

Showcase your achievements in the chat and on Discord with a server-ready command designed to broadcast your triumphs. We’ve created a vibrant community where players can share their awesomeness effortlessly.

Join us at Ethernal Realms, where the spirit of authentic and rewarding Minecraft adventures awaits. No shortcuts, just pure, unadulterated fun. Come, be a part of our journey! If not, you have a wonderful day.

And if so, we hope to see you soon!– Ethernal

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.