Crafty McFunny Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers? Do you wish you could refund the game because you’re so bored? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky experience that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget all about that refund button!

Our server is so exclusive, it’s like early access to a whole new dimension of Minecraft. We have flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that poops out enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! We have custom mini-games like “TNT Tag with a Twist” where the TNT is actually confetti bombs that make you break out into a spontaneous dance party. And don’t even get us started on our custom skins – you can dress up as a taco, a unicorn, or even a sentient block of cheese.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be having the time of your life on our crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft server? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your sides split from laughter)!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	194
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Towns Built:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

HaxirCraft

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival

www.HaxirCraft.com

HaxirCraft is a fun and funny server to play on with lots of friendly people to make friends with. We have Hunger Games, Factions, Survival, and Minigames. We’re a 24/7 Server with over 300 Slots! Join today and apply for staff, if you are respectful and on the server often, you could be selected!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Sk8erpnk

Survival

First of all, salam aleykum friends. I’m DJ attention. This is Şanlıurfa. Not long ago, I dissed the lout called heijan.. of course he did too.. He tells me in the diss; Why did you act as mother and sister in the diss? Oh my god, you made me a mother and sister too?! listen my god! In the diss you also say; Mothers are angels, mothers cannot be cursed at, and their mothers and sisters are dissing me, what the hell are you doing? loose. Listen to her, I swear, she’s like my dick.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Portlandia

Over 500 people have joined. Why haven’t you?

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

ShadowPvP

Server IP: minecraft.eyeguardian.com

The Server

ShadowPvP is a server with different plugins and players to make your experience here the best. With more than thirty plugins, our server is one to remember.

Our Plugins

Factions and mcMMO are just a few of our thirty plugins, and we are constantly adding and updating plugins to make the experience better.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	8971

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

EvilBits

Skyblock

Welcome to EvilBits! A community-based skyblock server! We recently revamped and upgraded our server to better accommodate our players. We provide 24/7 staff service, A great time playing, A robust anti-cheat, and most importantly a great system to deal with bugs and crashes. I hope to see you on the server! We have a big event coming up Saturday at 12pm EST!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Animals Bred:	44	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

ninjacraft

We are a new fun server that needs good builders to build, good miners to mine, good pvpers to pvp and good players to play. If you are that person then join ninjacraft!!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MayoSlo

Skywars, Survival

Welcome to mayoslo’s server! On this server you can play a survival and skywars. Contact us: Discord: knedlbrezcokoladke Skype: MrGamer365

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Very Pug

Friendly server, flexible admins, ranking system, fun plugins, *temporarily small amount of slots*, mostly survival and PvP. redstone minigames, economy/store. Still in the process of being set up. Have fun!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

MineBound

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival

This is a faction based server. Griefing is allowed and we will be getting skyblock soon come on and join the server and have some fun,

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Mingul

Mingul is a community server, with all the fun and games you need.

The friendly staff are ready to welcome you to Mingul, along with all the other players.

We currently have Spleef, Capture The Flag and Mob Arena to liven things up.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Farms Harvested:	791
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Lickwim

Anarchy, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Towny

Come check out our geopolitical political server! real time updating unmapped with player locations and the world map! we would love if you came to check it out! We host events VERY often!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

IronCraft

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

Its Cracked server You Can Have Fun Don’t Ask For Staf Play SkyBlock Or KitPvp, Survival, Creative Don’t use bad words if you will need help ask to staf members

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	1415	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Minegaiden IV

Locked in a deadly war, two nations battle it out for the right to live. Fight your way through the no-man’s land known as pville, full of the most bloodthirsty players imaginable. Ally with either the Cuboizoid or Blockadon nation and carry out strategically planned attacks against your enemy cities. Make allies and enemies amung the population, while leveling up your stats, earning money, and making a name for yourself. An amazing server box, and extremely high connection speed ensures there is no lag. Immature players are filtered out by a unique and very effective system. Minegaiden is a daycare center. Regular events, battles, and staging areas fill Minegaiden with plenty of things to do. Mature, professional staff, website, and chat provide the highest level of support. Towny, Bloodmoon, In-game recipes, Dynamic map, and LOADS of features makes Minegaiden a comfortable, user-friendly, simple, and fulfilling gaming experience.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

ElementalPrisons

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

We are a OP Prison server with a little player base im hoping that I can get more people playing on my servers not just this one also my other one which soon I will be making a network and trying to do my best with my servers. For now this server will be having a lot of events and giveaways and so on for more info on those join our discord after joining the server. We also will be shutting down Elemental Factions for 2 days and were gonna try and fix the issue with people not dropping stuff on death. Other then that I hope you Guys enjoy and have fun playing with your friends on here.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PotensGamingMC

Hi, I’m mnapoli94. Along with Rhidzla, Yudaz, and BigBrodie83,, I co-own and operate a recently upgraded 80-slot server as part of PotensGaming.

We have 5 unique worlds on the server, all easily accessible.

We have a Walls 2 world.

We have custom plugins.

We run 25+ plugins.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.