Crafty McFunny Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers? Do you wish you could refund the game because you’re so bored? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky experience that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget all about that refund button!

Our server is so exclusive, it’s like early access to a whole new dimension of Minecraft. We have flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that poops out enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! We have custom mini-games like “TNT Tag with a Twist” where the TNT is actually confetti bombs that make you break out into a spontaneous dance party. And don’t even get us started on our custom skins – you can dress up as a taco, a unicorn, or even a sentient block of cheese.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be having the time of your life on our crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft server? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your sides split from laughter)!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Left 2 Die

Do you like fighting zombies?Do you like griefing? Well come and join our server and kick some zombie butt. Its like a Zombie Apocalypse type gamemode, in which you go around a city filled with all types of creepy creatures and try to survive and thrive. *No White listing needed* On 24/7

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Cookie Project

This is a non-PVP (we do have a PVP arena However, and a few challenges where high quality prizes are given out for compleating) and non-Grief server, up 24/7. Not handing out staff. We use plugins such as, CoreProtect, world guard, world portal, NoCheat, Iconomy, Towny, LWC, And many more. There is NO hacking allowed on this server either. Come have fun! 😀 Join Quick!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

McSurvival

Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

A server for survival and hanging out! If you want to apply for staff you can ask me when i’m on and I will quiz you! Have fun! Oh yeah, wash your hands! It’s a good time for it!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

GlassDragon

Creative, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Dedicated server in a 24×7 Datacenter (99.9% uptime). No whitelist. We emphasize creativity in a friendly atmosphere. PVP is restricted to Arenas. No hacks, no xray, no flying, no creative mode. The mods and admin will not spawn items. We try to keep as close to the vanilla experience as possible while adding anti-grief measures and a few extras to enhance the multiplayer world.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Equestrians United

Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to Equestrians United! a 1.12.2 equine (survival) horse server! We have fun plugins to make the server smooth and easy to play. Shops, timber, economy and more.

Have fun, Love horses

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	118	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Civilization

Start a new life!

This server can give you the feeling you get when you are entering a minecraft world for the first time. In the wild, alone and unexplored. Start a new Civilization either alone or with others!

The goal is to get start a family and hopefully get a chance to marry a partner. To be the dominate family should be on the top of your list. To reach the goal, develop fast, find resources, make “fire”, and build a village with shops. Earn your living through others! The server itself is all about the players that create their own civilization. If you are tired of spawning in a pre-made spawn and to not be able to build anywhere, this server is for you!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Titanzesports

Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

come along and join a brand new survival and sky blocks server 🙂 survival includes cbeing able to claim your land so you cannot be griefed or anything like that you can build a massive town with your massive army of friends

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Crops Grown:	4271

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Zedwork Zurvival

Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Zedwork Zurvival is a community-run semi-vanilla Minecraft Server, with an emphasis on collaboration and community.

There’s no grief. Not only do we prevent grief before it can happen with claim protection, but we will typically catch and ban those up to no good pretty quick.

We encourage community spirit. We don’t take kindly on griefing, stealing or PVPing in an non-civil manner. PVP is allowed, but have some respect about it. Surprise attacks on players who are building, or going about their business is not accepted practise here. The Guardians will step in if they see your behaviour as unsavoury.

Players always start in a resource rich environment alongside other players just starting out. No more walking hundreds of blocks out of spawn before you can build. No more searching for caves, only to discover they’ve already been stripped of all valuables. With Zedwork, you’re dropped right in with other players who want the same as you: to find a nice spot to build; and you’re never far from trees and other natural resources to mine.

We are vanilla. This does not mean no plugins, completely unprotected. What we mean is there is a focus on the core Minecraft experience. There are no game-changing plugins; nothing to distract from simply playing Minecraft.

We are aiming to grow in size very rapidly, and are eager to build our world and our community up with you. Come and join us!

[EULA-compliant]

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

sakuramc

Mini Games

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Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

siagne.net [France]

[France] Survival – PvP – Claims – Shops. The beginning is relatively difficult. The nights are nightmarish.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Good Vibrations

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Hello! Welcome to Good Vibrations! This is a factions server dedicated to having fun. We are running the latest version of Minecraft, and will update whenever we can. There isnt much else to it, just come here and have fun. Play factions! Good luck! Also, we are accepting staff applications!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Elysium Minecraft Server

Elysium is a Multiworlds server with magic and ranks. These worlds are a mix of creative and survival, skylands and flatlands. We also have clans and towny! Please join us by visiting ELYSIUMMC.INFO and sign up on the whitelist! Then go to the IP! See you there 😀

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Crafters-Island

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Survival

Welcome to Crafters-Island! We strive to maintain a free to play environment for all to enjoy. This means that all of the things that we sell in our store are mainly cosmetic purposes and don’t give players an advantage over each other. We currently offer 3 game modes SMP (1.15.2) – SMP is our most popular game mode. Build, explore, fight, or just hang out with lots of other players in this non-competitive vanilla focused game mode. Prisons (1.12.2) – Enjoy Prisons like you never have before with classic prisons feel. Unlock some of our custom enchants with tokens, that are gained by mining. Creative (1.15.2) – Unleash your inner creativity and show off your builds to everyone with monthly build competitions hosted on the forums. Players gain access to world edit if they vote. All our servers are joinable in 1.12.2-1.15.2, the versions listed are their respective version. Where can you find us? Well, I’m glad you asked. We have many ways in which you can find us that will be linked below.

Website: https://www.crafters-island.com/ Forums: https://forums.crafters-island.com/ Discord: https://discord.io/craftersisland

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

ChrisCraft

Fun, nice staff, bukkit and ranks! Owner: rc286970 You can appy for MOD and Member on our site! If you vote you get 3 diamonds! Have Fun!!! Join Today!!!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

ODD_Craft

Economy, PvE, Survival

Welcome This server is a bit of a vanilla twist. I’m trying to keep the plugins as low -key and quality of lifeish as I can. Most features will be open right off the bat. I’m not big on rank locks and payed content. I am new to setting this stuff up so forgive me in advance XD. I’m willing to add and remove stuff if enough people want it. So come check us out the server it’s brand new and the groups just starting to form . Current Plugins Veinminer Crop ClickerGrief ProtectionJobs WIP

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.