Crafty McFunny Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers? Do you wish you could refund the game because you’re so bored? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky experience that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget all about that refund button!

Our server is so exclusive, it’s like early access to a whole new dimension of Minecraft. We have flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that poops out enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! We have custom mini-games like “TNT Tag with a Twist” where the TNT is actually confetti bombs that make you break out into a spontaneous dance party. And don’t even get us started on our custom skins – you can dress up as a taco, a unicorn, or even a sentient block of cheese.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be having the time of your life on our crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft server? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your sides split from laughter)!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Crops Grown:	6375	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CrystalCraftMC

Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This is CrystalCraftMC!

CrystalCraftMC is a small server network that has been online for over four years, featuring a semi-vanilla survival server and a creative server!

In our semi-vanilla survival world, you can explore the world just as the Mojang developers intended it to be explored. You can travel endless landscapes of the world as far as the eye can see until you find somewhere you want to call home. PvP, raiding, and griefing are allowed, and there are no plugins giving donors unfair perks to ruin your survival experience. If you get bored in mining and building, you can play in the MobArena with friends.

If you are feeling inspired, you can head to our creative server to try out designs for your survival builds or just to show off your creativity with the rest of the community. We love to see people show off their talent on our creative server, and you might even catch a staff member’s eye and get your creations featured on one of our other servers.

No matter what you choose to do, you can have a good time on CrystalCraftMC. We have a mature and responsible server staff that are here to help you have a good time! Unlike many other servers, staff will never raid, destroy, or harm your progress!

Our server experience has been tailored over a course of four years, and we are looking forward to seeing you online!

Check out our website here! https://crystalcraftmc.com

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

MBCraft Factions

Factions, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding

Part of MBCraft Network! Join our factions server and learn more about us! NO PAY TO WIN WITH GARBAGE RANK KITS…

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Aerth Minecraft Server

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Family-friendly survival server. Main worlds PvE, new PVP world for those who want to fight. Friendly supportive staff, eternal sun every Sunday, economy, skills, NEW minigames being added! Come explore and build with us!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

TheReawakens

TheReawakens is a creative build server, we make Timelapses and creation videos of builds on our server, we do also have a survival world

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	24

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Linearpvp

PvP

a new take on MinePvP with exciting new gens. Join us today using the link above! Have Fun on Linearpvp everyone and stay safe!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Star Shards Collected:	248

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

sConCraft

sConCraft is a high quality UK hosted SMP server. We strive to provide an enjoyable game play experience for all our players, whether you enjoy surviving in the wilds, becoming a master of economy, living in towns and cities, exploring, PvE combat or testing your PvP skills in an arena death match we have something to offer you.

Essentials, Towny, MCMMO, Economy, Bukkit, Lockette

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Zurifia

Survival

This is Zurifia, a MC survival server that anyone can join.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

MythicCrafters

Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to the new and improved MythicCrafters! Have you ever wanted a nice, laid-back server, one with responsible staff, great people, and just a welcoming environment? Well, look no longer, because you have arrived at your destination! Mythic Crafters is just what you’ve been looking for. A factions server, so you can build with your friends, and even team up with your friends, to take down the biggest, and strongest factions there are in the world! Become an empire, and protect it from invading enemies! Slaughter them before they get to your loot and steal all of your jewels! If that isn’t your style, then we also have a more laid back approach. You can peacefully build, and learn techniques from other players, or you can still build an empire, but make it a peaceful or neutral one. Who likes a blown up empire anyways, am I right? You can opt out of the whole PvP thing, and just work on your building if you want. Our staff here at MythicCrafters are all responsible, and they treat everyone equally. In a sense, we are kind of a big dysfunctional family! Join our family today, and stop your search for that perfect server, since you have found it right here.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SurvivaltiCraft

Survival

join plz theres loving staff free ranks and cool survival so if u would like to join copy the ip and paste it so i would have some players its ok if u dont want to join but if u want to join plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz join and plssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss join this good server

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Mines Excavated:	3403	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

ICECRAFT

a great survival pvp server with friendly staff and a great community and parcour sites

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

UltParkour

Factions

Come to MINEHUT then do /join UltParkour and see if you’re the best at parkour. come and challenge your friends and see if you can do tons of 4 blocks jumps in a row. can you do nether parkour? or end parkour? come and see.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

SkyMinezOW

PvP

A good skymine server, with pvp and much fun. We are adding things every day. Hope you will join! 😀

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

iPwnAge

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to iPwnAge, the laid back survival server with a twist. We provide start kits then it’s up to you and your imagination to continue! We do not censor anything, and feel anything of the sorts is childish; so come on and have some fun!

Some features of iPwnAge:

-No lag!~ Server is hosted on a custom array of servers to ensure uptime is always 100% -Kits! Everything from basic tools to redstone and pistons, we provide it all! -iConomy with a dynamic prices for other, more luxurious items!

We do have a few rules, however, and wish that you read them before playing.

-We often times say things some might find derogatory. If it stuff like that offends you, we ask for you to skip over this server -No griefing or stealing. We have logs and you will get permabanned -No spamming, or any other method of disrupting other players from enjoying their time on the server -Enjoy yourself! You’re here to have fun.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

BirbMC

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, Towny

Hey! We are a Towny, Faction, More Coming Soon, Server we are known as BirbMC and our goal is to give the best experience and support to our community. We are always improving to be better come and join us today!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Goldencreeper

Goldencreeper is a friendly, mature 18+ minecraft server. We’ve been around since pre-alpha and are still going strong.

Perks: 24/7 powerful dedicated server means No lag! Active staff who can fix issues and admins who continually update and maintain the server. Logblock and whitelist keeps trolls and griefers at bay. Extra powers and abilities to donators.

Check out our you tube video in the provided link for examples of our building styles!

Hope to see you soon!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.