Crafty McFunny Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers? Do you wish you could refund the game because you’re so bored? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky experience that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget all about that refund button!

Our server is so exclusive, it’s like early access to a whole new dimension of Minecraft. We have flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that poops out enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! We have custom mini-games like “TNT Tag with a Twist” where the TNT is actually confetti bombs that make you break out into a spontaneous dance party. And don’t even get us started on our custom skins – you can dress up as a taco, a unicorn, or even a sentient block of cheese.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be having the time of your life on our crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft server? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your sides split from laughter)!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Star Shards Collected:	84	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

SMP.Moose

PvP

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Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Archon Factions

Factions, PvP

Archon PVP is a Factions PVP server featuring McMMO to enhance your raiding experience. We have a dedicated staff and balanced economy and are very open to suggestions.

What you think will improve Archon PVP is what really matters to us, and we will continually adjust and improve wherever possible to make the best possible experience for all our players.

Server IP: pvp.archonmc.com

Website: www.archonmc.com

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Love Letters Sent:	17

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Destroy SMP

PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Join The Discord https://discord.gg/VhrFvy9R and then go to minecraft chat and request to get whitelisted to join IT IS 1.16.3 1 This is a roleplay server so you always follow the roleplay 2 There are different countries, let @Owner or @Admin know if you are joining/creating a country 3 If you do not follow the roleplay you get a temporary ban 4 You are allowed to raid peoples bases but not break or place any blocks inside their base 5 You can only raid a persons base if at least 1 President or Duke is online 6 Every country needs a president and a duke 7 You are not allowed to kill someone without good reasoning 8 There are 3 roles in a country. President MAX 1 PERSON, a Duke MAX 2 PEOPLE, Peasant MAX 4 PEOPLE 9 You are not allowed to have secret chests, which means all chests have to be visible in a base 10 You are not allowed to steal pets Dogs, Horses Cats 11 If you have no where to run and the person after you wants to jail you, you are not allowed to go against this action 11 If you do not follow these rules they will result in a permanent ban or temporary ban 12 If you have 3 temporary bans you get permanently banned on your 3rd ban NO HACKING!!! OR PERM BAN

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

The Mines PvP/SMP

Economy, PvP, Towny

SERVER IP: TheMin.es

Website: http://TheMin.es Game Play Type/s: Survival PvP. Skyblock, Creative, MiniGames Rules: No hacks, glitches, or being a dick. Server Hardware: 16GB RAM, Dual Xeon 2.5Ghz, Gig link. Owner: Kraftman Description: BungeeCord server: PvP Survival world, Creative world, minigames (Call of Minecraft Zombies, Paintball, MobArena)

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Averia

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

MMO RPG semi vanilla survival/ good community and active players Averia has skills to upgrades and events that are coming soon. with an economy and a new auctionhouse money is traded for items between players with custom loot from crates this server has only just started

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Lucid Dreams

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Website luciddreams.enjin.com Server IP myluciddreams.com Huge Freebuild Plots, Survival/PVP, Skyblock, mcjobs, ProtectionStones, DarkMythos, OnTime, mcMMO, Werewolf, Magic Lamps, Headhunter, Jukeloop, Free Rank to Premium, Possible World Edit in Plotworld depending on experience.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Bertonso_smp

Anarchy

best anarchy server comeo that will see let’s bora la enter contrua a base mourning against your opponents create a team and let’s go to that

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

BEASTCRAFT-ZA

In BEASTCRAFT-ZA you will have the ultimate experience. Our Minecraft Server has economy, strengthened with awesome plugins and great games. Join today to receive a free kit and R1000 in-game cash Created by kbgvirus and ADAM_G_100.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

ABSSMP

Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival

Anti cheat , Hardcore Revival , items with gui such as chest protection , emerald tools , login security , one player sleep , pvp if you want , pve , home , silk spawners , gifts , all versions supported .

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Tales of Conquest

A great medieval role playing minecraft server that you should come and join

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Vanilla anarchy

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

This server is all about vanilla minecraft with no rules but still there is three rules no cheating, no duping or exploits, no lag machines i want to create a new experience for everyone to enjoy.

Simply Vanilla server rules: 1. No cheating (hack clients, xray, killaura, radar, entity speed hack) 2. No duping and other exploits. 3. No lag machines.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	New Chunks Explored:	813168

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Epic Minecrafter

With 3 epic worlds Epic Minecrafter has a world for just about any way you want to play Minecraft.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Oranges Prison life

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

Orange’s Prison Life is a prison based around working and building your way to the top. Once a prisoner has proven themselves capable of living a decent life outside of prison bars, they may set themselves free. We are a non-op, economy-based server. Once free, join a clan or make your own. Build vast clan bases and protect them.. Gather resources, trade with players, and make a name for yourself. Being a hardcore, non-op classic prison server, your items are precious and hard-earned. PvP is around every corner, so you’ll continuously need to watch your back for players trying to steal your items. Our community originally opened back in 2011, and we again re-launched just this past month. Many of our original community is still playing today, but we’d love to expand and reach brand new players too. We’ve actively been working on lots of exciting new content and can’t wait to release it for all to enjoy. Come check us out – we’d love to have you!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

FatDog Minecraft

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

FDMC Cauac is a Minecraft survival mode (SMP) Rated R (+18) game-world which is built, maintained, destroyed, and managed by the players themselves, in every aspect. Within the confines of the game, you, as a player, have total freedom to do as you wish and choose your own path, in any way.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

ShadyCraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

Faction/Economy Server with a twist of fun! Join today for your new favorite friendly server! Invite your friends for a relaxing enjoyable time to hang out with others!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.