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Euro Weird Depressed Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of feeling weird, depressed, and messed up in the head like those poor Europeans? Join our Minecraft server and soak up all the virtual sunlight you need to keep your brain in tip-top shape! Our average player gets 3 times more sunlight than a Parisian, so you’ll be feeling like a ray of sunshine in no time. Say goodbye to those European blues and hello to a brighter, happier virtual world! Join now for a dose of Vitamin D and a whole lot of fun!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Lonely_Legends Minecraft SMP

befriending, ended up, EXPLAIN, Followers, frens, Friend-less, hivemind, ISOLATION, jew puppet, Loneliness, Lonely_Legends, Minecraft, normies, Sheep, sixth sense, smp, social outcast, Support, support thread, together, weird, worth it, zero friends

Are you tired of trying to make friends with normies who just don’t get you? Do you feel like you’re surrounded by sheep and followers who can’t appreciate your unique awesomeness? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP where we only accept the weirdest and wildest players who refuse to conform to society’s boring standards.

Maybe you ended up friendless because you’re just too cool for the average person to handle. Or maybe you accidentally scared everyone away with your amazing sense of humor and killer Minecraft skills. Whatever the reason, we’re here to welcome you with open arms and create a community of misfits who understand and appreciate your quirks.

So if you’re ready to ditch the normies and join a group of like-minded weirdos, come on over to our Minecraft SMP. We promise you’ll never feel alone again, and you’ll have a blast building, exploring, and causing chaos with your new frens. Let’s show the world what true friendship looks like – one creeper explosion at a time!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	8648	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

NoteBlockNoob

Accountability, Boundaries, canceling plans, class attendance, Communication, Conflict Resolution, education, friendship, Group Chat, group dynamics, Interaction, Maturity, NoteBlockNoob, Notes, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, self worth, self-care, socializing, studying, University

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be ghosted like this poor university student? Join our server where we guarantee you’ll never be left hanging like this girl’s “friends” did to her!

Our server is full of active players who actually show up and participate in the fun. No last-minute cancellations here! Plus, we have a strict policy against using others for notes – you gotta earn your diamonds fair and square, just like everyone else.

Don’t be like the girl who only shows up when she needs something – join our server and be a part of a community that actually cares about each other. And remember, if you’re looking for notes, you won’t find them here – but you will find a great group of friends to play Minecraft with!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CraftyDeception

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the name is just as misleading as the creepers pretending to be harmless bunnies! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Looking for a server that promises unicorns and rainbows but delivers chaos and mayhem? Look no further! Our server may sound like a peaceful paradise, but don’t be fooled – it’s a battleground of epic proportions.

Join us if you want to test your survival skills against killer bunnies, lava-spewing chickens, and zombie pigs riding on flying pigs (yes, it’s a thing here). Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a giant spider into battle, build a castle out of exploding TNT, and fight off a horde of evil llamas with laser eyes? Only here, my friend. Only here.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

DroneCraft: Ukraine’s Fast Track

Accelerate, aerial surveillance, Conflict, Defense, Drone Revolution, drone warfare, DroneCraft, Drones, eastern europe, Fast, innovation, Innovation in Ukraine, Military, military innovation, military technology, national security, Technology, track, UAVs, Ukraine, Ukraines, Ukrainian Armed Forces, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Our server is like Ukraine’s drone revolution, but in Minecraft form!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a drone swoops down and drops a bunch of TNT on your friend’s house. Hilarious, right? But wait, there’s more! Our drones can also deliver pizza straight to your base, because who has time to cook when you’re busy building the sickest castle in all of Minecraft?

Join our server for non-stop action and chaos. You never know what our drones will do next, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never have a dull moment. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the insanity for yourself!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Echo MC

adventurers, Bedwars, Builders, Custom Plugins, custom server, Echo MC, Explorers, MCMMO, Minecraft, PvP, thrilling quests, unique gameplay

Join a vibrant community of builders, explorers, and adventurers on our custom Minecraft server! Dive into a world brimming with unique gameplay features, custom plugins, and thrilling quests that will keep you engaged for hours.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Server For the game Minecraft server

Civilization, Friends, Game, jump, learn, Minecraft, Mysteries, Parkour, Server

Parkour Civilization Server| Jump

| Learn about civilization| Look for friends

| And solve the mysteries

| Learn to parkour

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	164
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Cherry Block SMP: Where even the creepers have a sweet tooth. Version 1.21.1. Now with crossplay!

1.21.1, Adventure, balance, bedrock, BLOCK, camaraderie, Cheating, Cherry, Community, CREEPERS, crossplay, Discord, Elevate, gateway, Griefing, HACKING, Journey, Memories, non-stop excitement, Premium, quality of life modifications, server ip, smp, stealing, SWEET, TOOTH, vanilla tweaks, Version, vibrant

Cherry Block Minecraft Server

Server IP	cherryblock.org
Bedrock Port	25565
Server Availability	Almost 24/7 operational

Overview

Step into a world where collaboration and camaraderie flourish, immersing yourself in a vibrant and welcoming community. Unleash an unparalleled gameplay experience, meticulously tailored with our premium quality of life modifications. We’ve curated the finest features from the Vanilla Tweaks mod, striking the perfect balance between enhanced gameplay and the authentic essence of Minecraft. Embark on your extraordinary journey today, exclusively on Cherry Block!

Guided by a simple philosophy:

🌟 Embrace the Golden Rule: Treat others as you wish to be treated.
🚫 No room for griefing or stealing.
⚔️ Zero tolerance for hacking or cheating.

Join our vibrant community, thriving since 2019, as we eagerly await your arrival on our Discord. Together, let’s create unforgettable memories. Elevate your Minecraft experience. Choose Cherry Block.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, there is no room for griefing on our server. We promote a friendly and collaborative community.
Are hacking or cheating tolerated?	No, we have a zero tolerance policy for hacking or cheating. Fair play is essential to our gameplay experience.
How long has the server been operational?	Our server has been operational since 2019, with nearly non-stop availability for players.
How can I join the community on Discord?	You can join our Discord server by visiting the link provided on our website or through in-game announcements.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Mori’s Minecraft Server: Parental Surprise

Adventures, Anime, Babysitting, bittersweet, COOKIES, Cooking, drawing, Fan art, friend for life, Frisbee, Gaming, Icebreaker, Minecraft, mini-concert, Mixing, mori calliope, Moris, movie marathon, Music, Parental, Picnic, Reaper, Server, Studio, Surprise, video games

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to babysit Mori Calliope for a week! That’s right, you’ll get to hang out with a famous reaper and have epic gaming sessions together.

Day 1: Mori notices your gaming setup and asks to join. Who knew reapers were pro gamers?

Day 2: Visit Mori’s studio and witness her music-making skills. She might even give you a private concert!

Day 3: Enjoy a picnic with Mori and play frisbee. Then bake cookies together and make a mess in the kitchen.

Day 4: Get creative and draw fan art of Mori with her guidance. Your art might even be featured in her next stream!

Day 5: Have a movie marathon with Mori and laugh at her hilarious commentary. Bond over your favorite characters.

Day 6: Learn some cooking skills from Mori and impress yourself with a delicious dinner.

Day 7: Say goodbye to Mori, but leave with newfound confidence and a friend for life.

Join our server for a week of unforgettable adventures with Mori Calliope!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

/Mine/Craft/SMP/ – Minecraft SMP Mastermind

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. We’ve got a community that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage.

But wait, there’s more! We have special events like the “Birthday Bash Bonanza” where we celebrate birthdays in style. You won’t believe the crazy builds and pranks we pull off during these parties.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear galore. It’s like finding a hidden treasure chest in the Nether!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing like a villager on a bender. See you in the world of blocks and endless possibilities!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

StepmomSquadCraft

acceptance, adjustment, Bonding, Communication, Conflict, family dynamic, family dynamics, family traditions, feeling left out, game night, Guilt, hurt feelings, Loss, new family setup, parent’s remarriage, relationships, remarriage, stepmom, StepmomSquadCraft, stepsiblings

Are you tired of feeling like a third wheel in your own family? Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the awkward family game nights and step-sibling drama! Our server is the perfect place to build your own family dynamic, where you can be the ruler of your own virtual kingdom.

Forget about feeling guilty for not being more welcoming to your stepmom and step-siblings – on our server, you can be as welcoming or unwelcoming as you want! Create your own traditions, build your own castle, and never have to worry about hurting anyone’s feelings with a misplaced comment again.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where you can leave all the family drama behind and focus on creating your own virtual paradise. Who needs real family when you have a whole virtual world to explore?

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

UkrainianTankBusters

aerial attacks, Armed Forces, Bombing, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, forbes, Geopolitics, international relations, Military operations, military strategy, military technology, Night Drones, russian tanks, Surveillance, UAVs, Ukraine, UkrainianTankBusters, War Tactics, war technology, WARFARE

lol this server is so lit, even Ukraine’s night drones are bombing moving Russian tanks now! join us and experience the ultimate chaos and destruction in Minecraft! our players are so skilled, they can take down tanks with just a pickaxe and some TNT. who needs diplomacy when you have Minecraft? come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive in this war-torn world. trust us, you won’t be bored for a second on this server!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	190	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Halo Public

343 industries, aliens, Anarchy, Arbiter, bungie, Campaign, Cortana, Covenant, energy sword, fps, grunt, master chief, multiplayer, ODST, PvP, Sci Fi, Shooter, spartan, Survival, UNSC, warzone, Xbox

Halo is a high-quality Minecraft Survival SMP featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!

JAVA IP: halosmp.my-mc.xyz

1.20 -> Latest supported!

» Halo Plugin! » Survival SMP!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

HexArchon: Where Minecraft is just like Ikea – everything is custom! Join for the chaos and endless possibilities!

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Overview
HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with several gameplay features such as unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and other areas to explore such as the Skylands and Dungeons.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there a server trailer available?	Server Trailer
Is there a Discord server for HexArchon?	Discord Server
Where can I find more information about the server?	Wiki
What are the different gameplay mechanics available on HexArchon?	Custom Mobs, Custom Items, Custom Enchants, Dungeons, Quests, Abilities, Stats, Auto Farms, Furnaces, Furniture, Player Shops, Pets, Fishing, and Quality-of-life Improvements.
What are the server’s technical specifications?	CPU: AMD Ryzen 9 7950X, RAM: 64GB, Storage: 2TB NVME SSD, Hosted on US East Coast
Can I join the server with Bedrock Edition?	Yes, the server supports Bedrock (Port 19132), but it comes with technical limitations.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Crafty Citizens Minecraft Server

AMERICANS, Avatar, character creation, Citizens, Crafty, cultural diversity, Customization, Detailed, Diverse, Experience, Gaming, Immersive, Interactive, Minecraft, MODERN, North America, Personalization, Realistic, role playing, Server, simulation, south america, video games, virtual world

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t create realistic modern Americans? Look no further, because on our server, you can create the most lifelike American characters from both continents!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where you can build skyscrapers, drive fancy cars, and even attend virtual American football games. But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground society of llama-riding cowboys who are on a mission to save the world from evil zombie invaders.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful world of modern Americans in Minecraft!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	509379	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1