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Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 6332 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
New Chunks Explored: | 392708 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
We have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their tails, diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball, and creepers that breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena before you defeat it!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party after a long day of trying to kill you. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every Saturday night to show off his killer dance moves.
So why settle for boring when you can join our server and have the time of your virtual life? Don’t miss out on the madness, join now and let the chaos begin!