Crafty McCraftface: Where Noobz Rule and Proz Drool

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New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft! Join us and you’ll have the chance to win insane prizes like a real-life llama or a diamond-encrusted pickaxe (Disclaimer: prizes may not actually exist).

But wait, there’s more! If you cash out 6k in eth on our server, your bank will be so impressed by your Minecraft skills that they’ll give you a VIP account with unlimited withdrawals and a personal banker who will serenade you with Minecraft parody songs.

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NoobNoMoreCraft

12. Not exercising regularly, Following trends, 18. Not saving money, 5. Overspending, 20. Not washing hands regularly.

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, building a castle out of nothing but diamonds, and taming creepers as your loyal pets.

We have a special event every Friday where players have to fight off an army of evil chickens armed with enchanted swords. And if you manage to defeat them all, you’ll be rewarded with a magical chicken hat that lets you lay explosive eggs!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League. Strap on your elytra wings and race against other players through treacherous obstacles and fiery lava pits. The winner gets a golden carrot that grants them the power to control time itself (not really, but it sounds cool).

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BlockyBellyDancers Minecraft Server

Censorship, Backlash, political commentary, digital content, donald trump

come join our epic minecraft server where we have topless netanyahu and bearded bellydancers dancing with AI video of Gaza, just like in the news! trump is shooketh by our epicness and you will be too! build your own crazy world and join the madness! who needs reality when you have our server?! come join now for a wild ride!

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CanuckCraft: Spying Solo!

global affairs, Espionage, intelligence agencies, SECURITY, U.S

so like, u know how canada and the u.s. used to be bffs and share all their secrets and stuff? well, now canada is like, nah bro, we gonna do our own thing. come join our minecraft server where we share all the craziest secrets and build the most epic bases. who needs the u.s. when you got canada, eh? come join us and be part of the new intelligence squad, eh? we got maple syrup and igloos and moose, oh my! come on, eh? it’s gonna be a wild ride, eh?

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Blocky Advice: Justify Decisions

relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, Empathy

so like, imagine a minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the macarena. yea, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server.

we’ve got a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing. it’s lit, fam.

oh, and did i mention that our diamonds are actually made of chocolate? yea, you can mine them and then eat them for a tasty treat.

plus, our villagers are all secretly ninjas in disguise. they’ll trade with you during the day and then kick butt at night. it’s like a ninja soap opera up in here.

so come join our wacky world and experience the most absurd and hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those dancing cows, they’re a wild bunch.

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PhobiaCraft: Attention Struggle

phobic individuals, Struggle, PhobiaCraft, inhibiting, INFORMATION

so lyke, u know how sum ppl rly scared of stuff? well dis new study say they cant pay attention gud. but u kno wat? u can join dis epic minecraft server and forget all ur phobias cuz u gonna b so distracted by all the crazy stuff happenin! we got giant chickens, flying pigs, and even a secret underwater city where u can battle mermaids. so if u wanna escape ur fears and have a blast, join dis server now!

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Crafty McCraftface: Where Noobz Rule and Proz Drool

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BlockyBellyDancers Minecraft Server

CanuckCraft: Spying Solo!

Blocky Advice: Justify Decisions

PhobiaCraft: Attention Struggle