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| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 8219 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 38 |
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