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| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 9535 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 40 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 233 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 17 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 33 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
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