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Are you tired of those pesky Janny fags trying to ruin your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not, because on our server, we encourage chaos and mayhem! Join us and show those Janny fags who’s boss by building the most outrageous structures and pulling off the craziest pranks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited riches and power in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with danger, excitement, and of course, plenty of laughs at the expense of those pesky Janny fags.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Divine Spears Created:	14
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Source

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Source is a survival server with slimefun aimed at greater interaction between players, our economy was made with players in mind, you can earn money by participating in events, selling in the market between players, in player stores, or to the store. server. We have a very beautiful customized world, full of new areas to be explored and found by you in order to mark your territory and leave the map with more life. In addition to other systems we have:Discord: https://discord.gg/HeUDCPuq2n– Weddings – RTP = Random teleport (Only the teleport portal can be used at spawn) – Clans (So you can become stronger with your team and win different events) – Skills (For you to be the strongest player in combat, or dedicate yourself to a life of farming on your land) – pStores (Player stores that you can visit and sell to yourself, or even create your own so they can come to your store) – Store by chest (If you don’t trust a person to sell an item, make a chest and put the item in the chest) – Player Market (If you don’t want to go to the person to sell, or want to leave your item waiting for a seller, sell it on /ah) – Piñata (Hit the piñata to receive rewards that can be exchanged for box keys!)

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Gods Slained:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Cloud SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐠-𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞: 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥, 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞THIS + THIS𝐔𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝟗𝟗.𝟗𝟗% [ 𝟐𝟒/𝟕 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 ]𝟏.𝟖𝐱 𝐭𝐨 𝟏.𝟐𝟎𝐱 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫!!!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/cloudsmp

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	New Chunks Explored:	150394
Astral Projections Made:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	458
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

NightRealm

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

NightRealm is a Minecraft server that has an interesting take on the following gamemodes; Survival – a more modern and harder take on the original Survival experience, sporting a shop, balanced economy, SlimeFun and more. Creative – A way to express your imagination and everyone gets WorldEdit! Parkour – A good place to show your parkouring skills, but you can also submit your parkours. Nations – a realistic geopolitical gamemode which aims to recreate the modern world!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ores Mined:	6764
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Enchantments Applied:	227
Star Shards Collected:	269	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

The Mushroom Co. Survival

Economy, Factions, Parkour, PvE, Survival

A nice friendly small survival server. We at Webbcraft are a closely knit community of helpful players with friendly staff. Our aim at Mushroom Co. is to provide the best server experience for any player; we try to cater for any Minecraft playing style. There’s a pvp arena for PVP and an awesome shop where you can buy and sell! We have the ChestShop plugin to allow you to create your own shops. This server has a few plugins to enhance your experience such as Factions to work in teams and protect land, LWC so that your chests can be locked, ChestShop so you can create shops and sell items and PvPToggle so you can toggle pvp on and off if you don’t want to be randomly hit by other players. This is a strictly no griefing server and any griefers caught will be banned. We use the CoreProtect plugin to rollback and catch griefers, but claiming the land for your faction can prevent it being destroyed in the first place if you only let trusted people into your faction. Come join us on a survival adventure, hope to see you there!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Fusion SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

The best HARDCORE SMP on the market. Join now for an exclusive hardcore experience with custom items and tools.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

20Ticks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to 20Ticks!We are new, but aspire to to be a close and welcoming community after we get a few players.Our server is available to both Java and Bedrock players. Please take note of our Discord Server URL: https://discord.gg/JCY9fhbKdAOur server provides:– Player Ranks – Economhy and Shops – Grief Prevention – Vote Crate – More!We look forward to seeing you in the game soon!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

StellarverseMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

StellarverseMC is a Minecraft 1.20 Java server based in the Philippines.Enjoy an immersive journey in our Survival game mode where you’ll encounter thrilling challenges and captivating adventures. But that’s just the beginning – we have ambitious plans for future game modes in the server including new features, regular and seasonal events, in-game competitions, and a lot more to elevate your gaming experience.Our vision is to create an inclusive platform celebrated by everyone. This includes our commitment to balancing custom items and features that enhance the gameplay and quality of life (QOL) for all types of players.You can also express yourself and stand out from the crowd with our range of cool cosmetics and other in-game items. Showcase your style and personality with an array of options that cater to all tastes and preferences, making you—and your experience—truly one-of-a-kind.StellarverseMC is a Southeast Asia-based server but you can foster new online relationships with people from everywhere across different timezones when you interact with your co-players in-game and in our Discord community.See you in the Stellarverse universe! Server Host Location: Singapore Asia Ping: 0-50ms US West/Canada Ping: 80-200ms

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	607	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CGCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

CGCraft Survival Server – Minecraft Experience!» Infinite World, 1.19.2+ Support » New Agricultural Products, Special Items » Special Armors, Realistic Animal Animations » Special Texture Pack, Anti-Lag Settings » 100+ Quality Plugins » Enhanced Image with Optifine » Friendly Community, Discord Support » https://discord.gg/Z8DxCMxrjN » https://www.twitch.tv/crystalgangsterStart your Minecraft adventure with CGCraft!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
New Chunks Explored:	366876	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

The Farmers Market MC

Economy, Survival

An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

AquaSmp

Survival

Very Friendly Staff and player base we have a discord server that you can join if you want to our server community is on there if u want to be friends with them or ask anything that is need for server wise

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Love Letters Sent:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

RedSkyEagle

LifeSteal, Survival

Welcome to JungleSMP Its an OP Survival SMP ensuring to create quality experiences for everyone. Lifesteal SMP Added. Its a survival community with a strong focus on exploration, community and passionately bringing you the best of what minecraft has to offer. This is also a crossplay between java and bedrock which allow you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are. And also available for cracked minecraft versions. We offer ranks and extra rewards for voting. When you joined in, u can get started by typing “/rtp” to teleport into the wilderness. We are a safe server with rules. We do not allow greifing or raiding, which means your builds will be completely safe. We also include player shop, player warp, crates, auction, etc. Everyone is welcome to join, So join today and enjoy our JungleSMP. IP -play.junglesmp.online Port – 25576 If you are mobile user this ip is not working for you then IP – 192.99.232.94 with same port

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	2423
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

ExodusMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

ExodusMC is Network that specialises in Skyblock, Lifesteal, Prison, and SkyPvP. Start your adventure on our server today and meet new friends! Join the active growing community and see what ExodusMC has to offer. We are waiting for you!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Emeralds Found:	8754
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Babylon MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

**EXPLORATION UPDATE LAUNCHING WEDNESDAY 14TH JUNE 2023**Babylon MC is a Vanilla Survival server hosted in Australia. No /sethome, no /tpa, etc, no hacking, just pure, classic Minecraft survival with a great group of players.Apply for Whitelist through our discord. (Rules also on discord)Est. 17th December 2021

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dimension Hops:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Kicklex

Survival

– Simple and Special Protections – Buy and sell stores – Mysterious Safes – Ranks (all permanent) – Prisons – YT and MiniYT Ranks (Looking for Streamer and YT) – Kits – Economy – Tops – Jobs

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.