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Are you tired of those pesky Janny fags trying to ruin your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not, because on our server, we encourage chaos and mayhem! Join us and show those Janny fags who’s boss by building the most outrageous structures and pulling off the craziest pranks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited riches and power in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with danger, excitement, and of course, plenty of laughs at the expense of those pesky Janny fags.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Villages Defended:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Players Killed by Monsters:	3239

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Project New Tomorrow

Creative, Mini Games

WHO WE ARE: Project: New Tomorrow encompasses the historical and golden age of themed entertainment with the technological advancements of the 21st Century. It is a celebration of and a living tribute to the past, present, and future of the theme park industry. Our server, as part of our growing platform, produces quality digital products and experiences: “By the fans, for the fans.” Project: New Tomorrow is entirely nonprofit and worked on in our spare time.WHAT WE HAVE: When you join, you spawn right in the heart and soul of the Project: New Tomorrow server. Our server hub is the central destination for all of our featured offerings. Here you can enjoy relaxing attractions, shop for cosmetics, preview upcoming additions, and so much more! At the GamePlex, you can compete with your friends in a variety of themed minigames. On our Creative Server, you can create to your heart’s content with unlimited resources and large plots. Project: New Tomorrow has something for everyone.THE LEGACY COLLECTION: This offering is home to a unique celebration of the past that immerses you in a permanent exhibition of some of the most notable attractions ever created. With state-of-the-art audio, visuals, 3D Models, and other specialized techniques, the Legacy Collection allows you to travel back in time to experience legendary rides and attractions once again. Explore the history behind The Legacy Project as you step through projection screens in this educating, entertaining, and inspiring offering.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Dragons Tamed:	1	Mines Excavated:	4921
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Billionaire City

Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Towny

OUT NOW IN BETA JOIN OUR DISCORD to be updated and get the free OG Rank! THIS AWAITS YOU IN BILLIONAIRE CITY: – Optimized Economy System made for maximum competitiveness – Houses, Plots and Apartments that you can either rent, buy or lease to other players – A new and well thought-through Job system that will get you going right away We are looking forward to seeing you on the server!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4104	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Germania

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla Minecraft server with a friendly community, join to create your own nation or to just vibe. In order to join first you need to be whitelisted by joining discord server!https://discord.gg/AnZWq8yA7Y

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Void Armor Forged:	22
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Potions Brewed:	179	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

ComfyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Awesome features such as: 1. Version 1.19.2 2. Anti Grief/Land Claiming 3. Keep Inventory / EXP 4. Awesome Voting System and Ranks 5. Jobs and Economy 6. MCMMO 7. Bonus Top Voters Rewards 8. Awesome Crates 9. Lottery 10. Auctions 11. Shops and Player Shops 12. Custom Enchants + more!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

SoFurry Minecraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

SoFurry Minecraft is a vanilla minecraft server that strives to bring people close together for some fun, clean minecraft fun. We are a growing network, backed by the popular furry website, SoFurry.com. Everyone is welcome on our server, furry or not, and we have plenty for people to do; whether you want to work jobs to make money and buy things in player or admin shops, or if you want to level up skills to multiply your ores, the possibilities are endless!NOTE: We plan to expand into the modded minecraft scene by the end of the year, but until then, our vanilla server is more than happy to accept you!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	105

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Spinalcraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Hello there!The Spinalcraft Network is a small Minecraft network that has been in operation since late 2013. We feature currently two servers, Legacy and Ascension! Legacy is our original world, dating back to 2013, featuring many great builds over the life span of Minecraft. Ascension was started in January of 2022 with the Cave’s and Cliff’s update, and still has many new memories to make!We pride ourselves on having a small but friendly community! Many of us have been playing on Spinalcraft for many years, and we welcome all with a similar mindset!We are a mature network, while we like to have fun, we also protect our own. Our server’s are semi-vanilla with minimal changes to the vanilla experience, and we have a host of anti-grief plugins. As such, we are known for being tough on those that grief or ruffle feathers in our community!If your looking for a server than you can feel like your apart of a community, we welcome you to join!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
New Chunks Explored:	738195	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Keinett

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Skywars

Keinett is a multi-server Minecraft community, we host the following game modes:– Skywars – Paintball – KitPvP (Arena) – Hunger Games – Prison – Factions – Skyblock – Creative – KC1 (Survival building challenges) – More to come!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

FAIZ SMP

Economy, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Whitelist

FAIZ SMP V1 (beta test server)server mode : 1. Survival Slimefun 2. Skyblock 3. Acid IslandINFORMATION Ip : faizsmp.my.id webite : https://faizsmp.my.id/ You Can help Me Improve The Server : https://dsc.gg/faiz-smp

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Ores Mined:	2239	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

ArborMC

Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updates! On ArborMC we care so much about the community, and our goal is to make all of our players happy by listening to suggestions, and making sure everyone is having fun! We are constantly updating the server so you never get bored! Socials We have a TikTok Account and a Youtube Channel that we post our community in, and our videos are very funny you would love them! We are also very active on discord! Player Experience The Player Experience on ArborMC I must say is the best, in our community you can interact with players by dueling others or selling stuff on the auction house! We even offer coin flips so if you’re feeling risky you can gamble your money! How to join on bedrock? The ip is play.arbormc.co and the port is 25565 https://discord.gg/yDQcppySVS

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

PhantasyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

PhantasyMC is a Minecraft server on Java 1.20.2 with a focus on adventure, community, and fantasy fun! Here’s what to expect: Anti-grief Claims Cosmetics Crates Custom Enchants Discord Events Economy Fantasy Family Friendly Jobs LGBTQ Pride MCMMO Quests Resource Mines Seasonal Events/Tournaments Voting Join our Discord to follow our plans and suggest new ideas!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

TerraMC

Earth, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to TerraMC! Engage in geopolitics and build grand cities from the ground up on TerraMC’s Earth map. With a stable economy ran by the gold ingot, you can do lots in a server like ours. Our server features all aspects of Earth and Towny servers combined!If you’re tired of playing on servers where geopolitics, building, and PvP can’t seem to come together, then TerraMC is the perfect place to play on for you! The server features an Earth map where 1 block is 500 real-life meters. Currency is based on the Gold Ingot, where you are able to mine it from the ground, sell items for it, or vote for the server in order to create and run a town or nation.With plugins like McMMO, the fun is expanded even more for those players who like to engage in the daily grind for resources! Our server also features Brewery, where you can create numerous drinks with many new effects. There are so many more things that we feature that expands the quality of life for all players!Come on down and experience Earth Towny at it’s greatest at play.terramc.io

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Farms Harvested:	371	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CosmicX

Creative, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

CosmicX is a creative server with 512×512 plots, an open freebuild world, towny survival and private survival SMP worlds.Features include: – Free worldedit (no need to vote for it) – Free voxelsniper – Free goBrush usage – Free goPaint usage – Huge head decoration database over 50,000 heads! – Free, unlimited redstone – No lag (Average TPS of 20.0)(Timings of a constant 20 tps) – Regularly updated- Events

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Farms Harvested:	128	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

OnePlanet

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Vanilla

Welcome to OnePlanet! We are a brand new Earth server! Create your own town, make friends, or make enemies! Time shall tell…We offer: ▪ Voting ▪ 1:1500 Earth Map ▪ Lands ▪ Live map ▪ Custom enchants ▪ Custom mining experience ▪ Custom fishing experience ▪ Much, much more!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Love Letters Sent:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

To End All Wars

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

The Official To End All Wars Server!The world in the 1800’s, a time of innovation and industrialization, and now it’s up to you to guide your own nation to greatness in this hostile world!The create mod offers the ability to make wonderful machines and the recruits mod allows you to field large armies and gear them up using your industrial might. Engage in wars to take down your enemies or unite players around you under your banner.We are currently testing our server on a european 1:1000 map, players needed!You can find the modpack either on this curseforge link (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/toendallwars), on the curseforge app or you can download it manually from our discord server!Want to take a peek at what’s happening? Check out the dynmap!: playteawbeta.apexmc.co:1848/Also, join the subreddit! r/ToEndAllWars

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	New Chunks Explored:	213392
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Towns Built:	6	Farms Harvested:	255
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

ForestSurvival

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

A peaceful place to mine and build Claim land earn more while online, shops and crates to win items; ranks, claim blocks, money or rare items. Make your own warps you your shop or home

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mines Excavated:	2945
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.