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Are you tired of those pesky Janny fags trying to ruin your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not, because on our server, we encourage chaos and mayhem! Join us and show those Janny fags who’s boss by building the most outrageous structures and pulling off the craziest pranks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited riches and power in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with danger, excitement, and of course, plenty of laughs at the expense of those pesky Janny fags.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Let’s Roleplay

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	484	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Love Letters Sent:	20	Players Killed by Monsters:	8805
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Secret Passages Found:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	437

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Mineplex

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games

Welcome to one of the largest Minecraft Server in the world. We offer 40+ games at Mineplex, including old favorites and the best new games that you will love!We have a very helpful community, large staff and the best owners around to make your experience on Mineplex an unforgettable one.Come check us out!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Farms Harvested:	207	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

dungeon craft survival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

It is still in development you will be notified when it is released follow here https://youtube.com/@47-game?si=-Bv69ha2GLpJuMMA until then please just volt for the server thank you

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Mines Excavated:	4516	Villages Defended:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Eradox Middle School

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

The Eradox SMP is a brand-new SMP server with McMMO, Land Claims, and an interesting storyline waiting to be discovered. Since launch, our community has grown into a friendly, chill, and welcoming environment that is always looking for new players to hang out with!!We hope to grow our community for all to enjoy, as well as offer a place for people to relax in their free time.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75
Chimeras Created:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	15

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

HurricaneMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to HurricaneMC, where your Minecraft journey transcends the ordinary! Immerse yourself in a world of custom terrain, face unique mobs, and wield powerful custom items. Our survival server is not just about building; it’s a community-driven experience. Forge your path with a player-controlled economy, where every action matters. Our friendly staff is here to guide you through the adventure. Earn all ranks in-game for free, make lasting friendships, and explore unknown events that add a thrilling twist to your survival experience. HurricaneMC isn’t just a server; it’s a dynamic, player-centric universe waiting for you to shape its destiny. Join us and embark on a journey like no other!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

BlizzardMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Magic Items Found:	3502
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

IceCoreMC

Cross-Play, Survival

An extraordinary Minecraft Server featuring a Survival server full of features. Fully supporting crossplay connections!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	273	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Void Armor Forged:	20
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Animals Bred:	187	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Etheria Void Wars

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

Etheria: Void Wars is a custom-built extraction minigame. The basic gameplay loop consists of matches that contain enemies, loot, and other players for you to interact with and then either perish and lose your items or extract and stash them.Up to 16 players spawn in separate rooms and scour the map for loot while competing with each other, various monsters, and the map itself. Over the course of the match the world will begin to decay and extracts will begin to appear.Our gamemode includes custom maps, weapons, and traders. We are constantly active and working on new content to add to our game based on your feedback.Come join our server for an experience like no other!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Forgotten Prisons

Prison, PvE, PvP

SEASON 1 RELEASE | February 11th 11AM PST» Discord: https://dsc.gg/forgottenprison » Server IP: ForgottenPrisons.net » Store: https://store.forgottenprison.net/ (75% OFF SALE)

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Mines Excavated:	3774
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Kull Games – Direwolf20

FTB

Kull Games is a new Minecraft server, all players have /enchant, /fly, /heal as well as warps to every planet and other dimension. Free mek, ae2, foregoing, and powah starters from dispensers at spawn to help you get going.Its a Direwolf20 1.19 server hosted out of Seattle, WA (US).Feel free to join and come play some Direwolf20 with all of us on the Kull Games server!Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/kwndp8P9Dn

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Land Of Legends

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Land of Legends is a survival server with a friendly and active community. We have many custom plugins and unique features including A full server storyline filled with quests, Custom Enchantments, Custom Mobs, Dual-Wield, Cosmetics, Crates, Auction-House, and many more!Come join us at landoflegendsmc.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Tulpcraft

KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

Remember the good old days of Tulpcraft? Back in 2021 and 2022, Tulpcraft was the hottest PvP server around. You’d log on after school each day to see your friends grinding BoxPvP, Lifesteal and Skymines for hours on end. The community was always buzzing in chat as you dueled alongside your fellow crafters.Well now you can relive those glory days all over again on The Tulpcraft Project! Dust off those old PvP skills as you take your first steps back into the BoxPvP arena, strap on your elytra to soar through high-flying Skymines matches, or put your health and armor on the line once more in intense Lifesteal duels – all the classic game modes are back and waiting for you to rejoin the ranks. Reconnect with old friends on Discord as you compete side-by-side for global domination just like the legends of 2021 and 2022. New players are also invited to experience what longtime veterans still reminisce about. This is a tribute to Tulpcraft’s golden age and a home for the community that made it all happen.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

StarRail SMP

Survival

We are a modded/semi-vanilla survival SMP with a rapidly growing community. Although we are small, we are very welcoming to all new players, and we can assure you that you will have a lot of fun playing on our SMP. We have events such as “The End Opens”, and others! If you join and play on our server, you are helping us very much by contributing to StarRail!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Animals Bred:	51	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Cataclysm

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to our new Minecraft server, a world full of adventure and endless possibilities! On our server, you will find a friendly and welcoming community, ready to help you build, explore and thrive in this vast digital world.Our server is equipped with plugins to enhance your gaming experience, and our team of moderators is always available to ensure a safe and fun environment for everyone.So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your amazing journey in Minecraft!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Star Shards Collected:	282
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.