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Are you tired of those pesky Janny fags trying to ruin your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not, because on our server, we encourage chaos and mayhem! Join us and show those Janny fags who’s boss by building the most outrageous structures and pulling off the craziest pranks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited riches and power in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with danger, excitement, and of course, plenty of laughs at the expense of those pesky Janny fags.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Germania

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla Minecraft server with a friendly community, join to create your own nation or to just vibe. In order to join first you need to be whitelisted by joining discord server!https://discord.gg/AnZWq8yA7Y

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Astral Projections Made:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

ComfyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Awesome features such as: 1. Version 1.19.2 2. Anti Grief/Land Claiming 3. Keep Inventory / EXP 4. Awesome Voting System and Ranks 5. Jobs and Economy 6. MCMMO 7. Bonus Top Voters Rewards 8. Awesome Crates 9. Lottery 10. Auctions 11. Shops and Player Shops 12. Custom Enchants + more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Villages Defended:	18
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Void Armor Forged:	15
New Chunks Explored:	956661	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

SoFurry Minecraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

SoFurry Minecraft is a vanilla minecraft server that strives to bring people close together for some fun, clean minecraft fun. We are a growing network, backed by the popular furry website, SoFurry.com. Everyone is welcome on our server, furry or not, and we have plenty for people to do; whether you want to work jobs to make money and buy things in player or admin shops, or if you want to level up skills to multiply your ores, the possibilities are endless!NOTE: We plan to expand into the modded minecraft scene by the end of the year, but until then, our vanilla server is more than happy to accept you!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Crops Grown:	6391	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Spinalcraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Hello there!The Spinalcraft Network is a small Minecraft network that has been in operation since late 2013. We feature currently two servers, Legacy and Ascension! Legacy is our original world, dating back to 2013, featuring many great builds over the life span of Minecraft. Ascension was started in January of 2022 with the Cave’s and Cliff’s update, and still has many new memories to make!We pride ourselves on having a small but friendly community! Many of us have been playing on Spinalcraft for many years, and we welcome all with a similar mindset!We are a mature network, while we like to have fun, we also protect our own. Our server’s are semi-vanilla with minimal changes to the vanilla experience, and we have a host of anti-grief plugins. As such, we are known for being tough on those that grief or ruffle feathers in our community!If your looking for a server than you can feel like your apart of a community, we welcome you to join!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Void Armor Forged:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Star Shards Collected:	225	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Keinett

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Skywars

Keinett is a multi-server Minecraft community, we host the following game modes:– Skywars – Paintball – KitPvP (Arena) – Hunger Games – Prison – Factions – Skyblock – Creative – KC1 (Survival building challenges) – More to come!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

FAIZ SMP

Economy, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Whitelist

FAIZ SMP V1 (beta test server)server mode : 1. Survival Slimefun 2. Skyblock 3. Acid IslandINFORMATION Ip : faizsmp.my.id webite : https://faizsmp.my.id/ You Can help Me Improve The Server : https://dsc.gg/faiz-smp

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Void Armor Forged:	27
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

ArborMC

Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updates! On ArborMC we care so much about the community, and our goal is to make all of our players happy by listening to suggestions, and making sure everyone is having fun! We are constantly updating the server so you never get bored! Socials We have a TikTok Account and a Youtube Channel that we post our community in, and our videos are very funny you would love them! We are also very active on discord! Player Experience The Player Experience on ArborMC I must say is the best, in our community you can interact with players by dueling others or selling stuff on the auction house! We even offer coin flips so if you’re feeling risky you can gamble your money! How to join on bedrock? The ip is play.arbormc.co and the port is 25565 https://discord.gg/yDQcppySVS

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

PhantasyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

PhantasyMC is a Minecraft server on Java 1.20.2 with a focus on adventure, community, and fantasy fun! Here’s what to expect: Anti-grief Claims Cosmetics Crates Custom Enchants Discord Events Economy Fantasy Family Friendly Jobs LGBTQ Pride MCMMO Quests Resource Mines Seasonal Events/Tournaments Voting Join our Discord to follow our plans and suggest new ideas!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dimension Hops:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Buildings Constructed:	14

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

TerraMC

Earth, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to TerraMC! Engage in geopolitics and build grand cities from the ground up on TerraMC’s Earth map. With a stable economy ran by the gold ingot, you can do lots in a server like ours. Our server features all aspects of Earth and Towny servers combined!If you’re tired of playing on servers where geopolitics, building, and PvP can’t seem to come together, then TerraMC is the perfect place to play on for you! The server features an Earth map where 1 block is 500 real-life meters. Currency is based on the Gold Ingot, where you are able to mine it from the ground, sell items for it, or vote for the server in order to create and run a town or nation.With plugins like McMMO, the fun is expanded even more for those players who like to engage in the daily grind for resources! Our server also features Brewery, where you can create numerous drinks with many new effects. There are so many more things that we feature that expands the quality of life for all players!Come on down and experience Earth Towny at it’s greatest at play.terramc.io

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Divine Spears Created:	19
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CosmicX

Creative, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

CosmicX is a creative server with 512×512 plots, an open freebuild world, towny survival and private survival SMP worlds.Features include: – Free worldedit (no need to vote for it) – Free voxelsniper – Free goBrush usage – Free goPaint usage – Huge head decoration database over 50,000 heads! – Free, unlimited redstone – No lag (Average TPS of 20.0)(Timings of a constant 20 tps) – Regularly updated- Events

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	63
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	28	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

OnePlanet

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Vanilla

Welcome to OnePlanet! We are a brand new Earth server! Create your own town, make friends, or make enemies! Time shall tell…We offer: ▪ Voting ▪ 1:1500 Earth Map ▪ Lands ▪ Live map ▪ Custom enchants ▪ Custom mining experience ▪ Custom fishing experience ▪ Much, much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

To End All Wars

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

The Official To End All Wars Server!The world in the 1800’s, a time of innovation and industrialization, and now it’s up to you to guide your own nation to greatness in this hostile world!The create mod offers the ability to make wonderful machines and the recruits mod allows you to field large armies and gear them up using your industrial might. Engage in wars to take down your enemies or unite players around you under your banner.We are currently testing our server on a european 1:1000 map, players needed!You can find the modpack either on this curseforge link (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/toendallwars), on the curseforge app or you can download it manually from our discord server!Want to take a peek at what’s happening? Check out the dynmap!: playteawbeta.apexmc.co:1848/Also, join the subreddit! r/ToEndAllWars

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	14

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

ForestSurvival

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

A peaceful place to mine and build Claim land earn more while online, shops and crates to win items; ranks, claim blocks, money or rare items. Make your own warps you your shop or home

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Emerald Earth

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Emerald Earth is a Towny based war oriented Earth survival server! You can conquer land, slaughter your enemies, make treaties, rank up, create crazy cool armor and wage war!Server IP: mc.emeraldearth.us Bedrock Port: 19132Server Version: 1.20.2-1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	30

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Builders Forge

Creative, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

Hello! We’re a new Minecraft community consisting of players from around the world coming together and building! We are excited to be your new go-to when you’re looking for a place to find your zen, talk to friends, and ultimately sharpen your building skills.Whether you’re new to Minecraft or a seasoned veteran, everyone is welcome to come on the server and build!Learn to build alongside experienced and longtime players of Minecraft. Whatever your build style is- realistic, modern, medieval, fantasy or anything in between, we’re sure to be able to accommodate you! We hope to see you around!– The Builder’s Forge Team

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Potions Brewed:	123	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.