Crafty McCraftface: Where building is serious business… but not really. #ThrowbackThursday

#internetculture, #JannyFags, #RememberWhen, building, Business, challenge, Crafty, criticism, determination, Fail, growth, Haters, McCraftface, Memories, motivation, Nostalgia, perseverance, positivity, posted, selfimprovement, socialmedia, success, Swift, Throwback, ThrowbackThursday

Are you tired of those pesky Janny fags trying to ruin your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not, because on our server, we encourage chaos and mayhem! Join us and show those Janny fags who’s boss by building the most outrageous structures and pulling off the craziest pranks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited riches and power in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with danger, excitement, and of course, plenty of laughs at the expense of those pesky Janny fags.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Potions Brewed:	113
Enchantments Applied:	109	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Buildings Constructed:	45
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

HyperML GRIFFER SERVER WITH MINIGAMES Minecraft server

Fly, Grief, No Dupe, PvP, Russian

And so, our project has officially opened! HyperML.joinserver.ru Version 1.12+, Mini-games, survival vulture, etc., we are waiting for you!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	324	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Throwback survival

Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

ShtormLand Minecraft server

Good afternoon Were you looking for an interesting Minecraft server with a completed idea and cities?

Have you been scrolling through the forum pages in the hope of finally finding a new, interesting and friendly game?

Then we will be happy to welcome you!

Nothing special, inhuman or complex will be required of you, just:

Age:12+

Frequent communication.

Activity.

Discord.

Also, in discord, we:

Let’s talk about different topics!

Showing server events!

Newcomers are welcome!

We look at problems and solve them!

We are waiting for your applications!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Void Armor Forged:	24
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Alien Abductions:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Star Shards Collected:	191
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Monarchsurvival

battlepass, Casino, Cracked, Custom Biomes, Survival

Join MonarchSurvival – Your Ultimate Minecraft Adventure Awaits!

Dear Minecraft Enthusiast,

Are you ready to embark on an epic journey through the pixelated realms of Minecraft? Look no further than MonarchSurvival, where adventure, community, and excitement collide to create the ultimate gaming experience!

MonarchSurvival isn’t just another Minecraft server – it’s a thriving community of passionate gamers who share a common love for exploration, creativity, and survival. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, there’s a place for you in our vibrant world.

Here’s what sets MonarchSurvival apart:

Thrilling Survival Experience: Dive into our survival world where every decision counts. From gathering resources to building your fortress, survival is the name of the game. Are you up for the challenge?

Engaging Community: Join forces with fellow players from around the globe. Forge alliances, embark on quests, and conquer challenges together. Our friendly community is always ready to welcome new members with open arms.

Immersive Gameplay: Explore vast landscapes, uncover hidden treasures, and battle fearsome creatures in our carefully crafted world. With custom plugins and regular updates, there’s always something new to discover.

Events and Competitions: Test your skills in thrilling events and competitions hosted by our dedicated team. From PvP battles to building contests, there’s plenty of excitement to keep you entertained.

Dedicated Staff: Our team of experienced moderators and administrators is here to ensure a smooth and enjoyable gaming experience for all. Have a question or need assistance? Don’t hesitate to reach out – we’re here to help!

Ready to embark on your Minecraft adventure? Join us today at MonarchSurvival and let the journey begin!

See you in the game!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Vanilla Minecraft server with elements RP Minecraft server

We are a vanilla server that will allow you to become anyone you want. Entry is free until April 20

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

LUCIFERQE Minecraft server

The owner of the server “LUCIFERQE” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Gods Slained:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	9553	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

x Reduce Training – Training Network x Minecraft server

Donations, Large Online, Pirate, Russian, Without Launcher

× We would like to present our project ReduceTraining | RDTraining ×

• We have ×

• Training (MLG Rush) 4×1 and 1vs1.

• Better Ping. (Moscow)

• Our best systems. (clans, friends, tags, etc.)

• The best optimization for your comfortable game.

• Pirate.

• Russian Administration.

• VK × vk.com/RDAttack •

• Discord × dsc.gg/rdtraining •

• Store × SHOP.RDTRAINING.RU •

• IP × RDTRAINING.RU •

• Be kind and positive C:

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

GoatZone S4

GoatZone, Modded

🌟 Welcome to GoatZone – Where Minecraft meets Seasons of Epic Adventures! 🌟

Tired of the same old Minecraft routine? Yearning for something new, exciting, and downright legendary? Look no further than GoatZone!

🚀 Embark on a Journey Through Uniquely themed Seasons! 🚀

At GoatZone, we believe in keeping things fresh and exhilarating. That’s why we introduce different themes each season, turning your favorite game into an ever-evolving adventure! Picture this: one moment you’re battling dragons in a Fantasy realm, and the next, you’re exploring uncharted territories in a barren wasteland! Every season comes with a new theme and a new way of experiencing the game!

🚂 Season 4 Theme: Steampunk! 🚂

Gear up and embark on an adventure in GoatZone S4, our Steampunk-themed season! We’ve engineered a custom modpack featuring the renowned Create mod, igniting the world of Minecraft with mechanical marvels and industrial wonders. Delve into a realm where steam-powered contraptions and clockwork creations rule the landscape, inviting builders, explorers, and collaborators alike to forge their path in this mechanized universe. Season 4 is just beginning, offering an opportune moment for all to dive into the excitement!

🎁 One-Click Modpack Downloads! 🎁

Say goodbye to complicated installations! With GoatZone, you can dive into the action with a single click. Our modpacks are tailor-made for each season, ensuring a seamless transition into the themed adventures that await you. No tech-savvy wizardry required – just click and play!

🌈 Why GoatZone? 🌈

✨ Innovation: Experience Minecraft like never before with our ever-changing seasons and themes.

✨ Ease of Access: Get started with a simple click, thanks to our hassle-free modpack downloads.

✨ Community: Join a vibrant community of like-minded adventurers, sharing the thrill of each season together.

✨ Endless Fun: With constantly evolving themes, the fun never stops – every season is a new chapter in your Minecraft journey!

👉 Ready to Unleash Your Inner Adventurer? Join GoatZone Now! 👈

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Villages Defended:	18	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Stinky SMP

Modded, smp, STINKY

Hello, Redditors! Check out Stinky SMP! This is a 1.20.1 and updating server, with an emphasis on fair moderation (appeals, and punishment only for true rulebreaks), extreme longevity (absolutely NO resets, you could play here for years!) and welcoming inclusivity of all people and playstyles. Be you a nomad, builder, PVPer, trader or anything, you’ll find a place here. Any reason you can’t? Make a suggestion, we’ll look at it!

GREAT PERFORMANCE!

Our vanilla+ modpack with many optimisers ensures minimal client-side lag. Server-side, we have 16 gigs of ram + dedicated processor cores up to 4.8 GHz and featuring 4 vCores of a Ryzen 9 5950X CPU.

WANT BLOODSHED? WANT PEACE AND LOVE? HAVE BOTH!

The server operates on a Safezone-Borderlands system, where a continuously expanding 4k-radius area centred on spawn has claims, graves and disallows (unless with consent) griefing, killing and stealing. The Borderlands is much more resource-rich but allows griefing, killing and stealing and has no claims or graves. A big update is coming to the Borderlands, which adds lore centred on dead gods and adds a territory system where you can take over areas in the Borderlands for power and wealth.

THE ORIGINS MOD!

We have a very special mod, the [Origins](https://modrinth.com/mod/origins) mod! Along with the 9 base origins, we have roughly 55 custom origins, all carefully reviewed so that we can make sure each one is balanced, unique and well designed! You can even suggest custom origins, but it’ll have to be high quality. Of course, if you don’t like this mod, or don’t like your current origin, you can always pick Human or use your free two changes/craft an origin change.

PLAYER-DRIVEN POLITICS!

There’s many teams you can join, or even make yourself. Be it the anti-war neutral group Cafe 24; the Record Keepers, dedicated to keeping a document of the extensive history of the server and the creation of a museum or the bigoted Aquatic Alliance, extremely Originist against ‘Terrestrioids’ and ‘Bathbombs’, ruthless slave masters (not villagers! real players!), planning to flood the entire Borderlands.

Server invite: https://discord.gg/fkgXwWfpta

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

The Real SMP

real, smp, Vanilla

Greetings from The Real SMP!

💫Are you trying to find a brand-new Full Vanilla server?

We’ve got you covered! Our intention is to deliver you a server that brightens your day.

🌟Which features do we offer?

We offer a stable and secure atmosphere. We offer a server that is appropriate for all gaming needs and runs continuously around the clock. We use one of the strongest anti-cheat systems so you can be sure a hacker won’t ruin your gaming experience!

🌠 Player Shops!!

Create a shop and sell items! Design a shop how you want it to be! Big? Small? Vintage?

🪧 Spawn Protection!

We protect spawn so people have a place to be welcomed into! Want to build in spawn? Apply for spawn permissions!

🎉 Giveaways!

We like to give back to the members that keep our server alive! Play with friends and enter giveaways!

👑Vanilla Plus!

Choose how you want to play the server! Vanilla or Semi-Vanilla? Up to you!!!

❓Thus, why should you come along?

Then again, why not? Your requirements are completely met by us! In order for us to grow into a more vibrant community, please join our server!

Discord Server: https://discord.gg/VpgURMYpyu

IP: mc.therealsmp.com

Website: https://therealsmp.com/

Join our discord for support and for more optional stuff including vanilla plus…

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Mythical Quests Completed:	44

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

TITAN GAME New Generation Anarchy! Minecraft server

The owner of the server “TITAN GAME New Generation Anarchy” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Tilted Tavern Towny Earth

Earth, smp, TAVERN, TILTED, Towny

IP: towny.tiltedtavern.net

Map URL: https://earthmap.tiltedtavern.net

Welcome to Tilted Tavern – Conquer a World of Adventure!Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey unlike any other? Look no further than Tilted Tavern, where we’re sporting a world that’s a 500:1 scale replica of our beloved planet Earth. Immerse yourself in the grandeur of our vast landscapes, bustling cities, and untamed wilderness. Join us in creating your own destiny, one block at a time!

Server Features:

🏰 Towny System: Build your dream city or join an existing one using our robust Towny plugin. Form alliances and create a thriving community with other players. Go out into the wilderness and scavenge abandoned or fallen towns for loot!
💼 Custom Jobs: Embark on various career paths with our custom jobs system. Whether you’re a resourceful miner, a skilled builder, or a chill fisher, there’s a job for you!
🏭 Factories: Dive into our factory system and automate resource production like never before. Thrive in the industrial age!
🚚 Deliveries: Deliver goods and facilitate trades within a time limit for a grand payout!
🛒 Shops & Auctions: Set up your own shops to trade goods with fellow players. Participate in thrilling auctions and score rare items to enhance your gameplay.
🗺️ Live Earth Map: Keep track of your epic journey with our dynamic live map. Witness the intricate details of our 500:1 scale Earth in real-time!
🌟 Ranks & Levels: Climb the ranks by earning experience through various activities. Unlock exciting perks and showcase your achievements to the entire server without needing to pay real money for ranks!
🔮 Slimefun: Engage in magical innovation with our Slimefun plugin. Discover new items, machines, and enchantments to enhance your gameplay.
🏡 Claims & LWC: Protect your hard-earned creations using our claim system. Keep your items secure with LWC locks, ensuring a worry-free experience. As long as your town is thriving, your stuff is secure!
🎨 ArtMaps: Unleash your artistic side with ArtMaps. Create stunning masterpieces and display them for all to admire in your town. Sell your grand artworks for millions!
🎉 Events & More: Participate in exciting server-wide events, challenges, and competitions. Climb to the top and win amazing rewards and forge lasting friendships with fellow players!

Join us at towny.tiltedtavern.net and become a part of our ever-expanding Minecraft community. Whether you’re an architect, an explorer, a strategist, or a dreamer, Tilted Tavern offers an adventure tailored to your desires. Get ready to shape the course of history on our monumental Earth replica. The journey awaits, so claim your spot today!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Animals Bred:	86	Ores Mined:	8746
Crops Grown:	4748	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

IE5 Renaissance

IE5, Renaissance, Roleplay

Industrial Earth 5 is the product of several people’s passion for history over several years, set in the 15th century on a 1:500 scale map of Europe and its surroundings.

The server has been up for about a month, but most of our dedicated players don’t have the time to grind all day, which means new players won’t be too far behind established community members. There’s still time to catch up!

Build a city, pretend to be a Renaissance prince or build an empire.

The most important thing to know if you’re wondering if this server is for you is that you don’t need to be an expert on the history of the time period. We only ask that you be willing to learn something to better represent your nation.

Presently, we’re looking for dedicated players or groups to fill major nations of the day – specifically France, the Ottoman Empire, Poland, Sweden, the Papal States, or the Mamluks to create a more immersive experience.

Discord membership required for coordination purposes. Mic preferred but not mandated.

Discord: https://discord.gg/6sSCQS5Km8

IP: 212.192.29.86:25581

Dynmap: http://212.192.29.86:25604/

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Void Armor Forged:	24
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

✨1 18.1 – 1.20.4 | ON JANUARY 1 THERE WAS A WIPE✨ Minecraft server

Clans, classic, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, No Dupe, Pirate, Private, PvP, Quests, RPG, Russian, Survival, Weddings, Without Launcher

Welcome to our unique server!

A variety of game modes, exciting mini-games and a friendly community await you here! ?

Unleash your creativity in creative mode! Use huge rafts, the powerful WorldEdit tool and a variety of furniture to create amazing structures. All that matters here is imagination! ✨

In survival mode, real adventures await you! Fight unique bosses, research new items and develop your economy. Join the clan and overcome all difficulties together with your friends! ⚔️

Try your hand at BedWars – team battles where you need to protect your bed and destroy the beds of your opponents. This exciting challenge will not leave you indifferent!

Our friendly community always welcomes new players! Here you will find friends, exchange experiences and enjoy the game in a pleasant atmosphere. We are ready to help in all matters and make your stay on the server unforgettable!

Join us and plunge into a world where fantasy, adventure and fun are combined in one server!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Hyperborea Action-Adventure (1.19.2-1.20.4)

Adventure, Bosses, Dungeon, Dungeons, Other, RPG

Hyperborea is an action-adventure server stylized as a classic adventure map campaign, featuring engaging custom combat and a mysterious story. Venture past the edge of the known world and discover nameless things.

Features:• 20+ hours of gameplay• Custom combat, enemies, and world• Multiple endings• Post-game expansion• Optional challenge modes• Achievements• Enemy bestiary

Discord:https://discord.com/invite/esBNQrf8Gd

Built, written and designed by Jake_Rune. Plugin contributions from Moatimus. Additional builds by Bdog. Trailer music by efefski. Special thanks to the Relentless community.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!