Crafty McCraftface: Where building is serious business… but not really. #ThrowbackThursday

#internetculture, #JannyFags, #RememberWhen, building, Business, challenge, Crafty, criticism, determination, Fail, growth, Haters, McCraftface, Memories, motivation, Nostalgia, perseverance, positivity, posted, selfimprovement, socialmedia, success, Swift, Throwback, ThrowbackThursday

Are you tired of those pesky Janny fags trying to ruin your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not, because on our server, we encourage chaos and mayhem! Join us and show those Janny fags who’s boss by building the most outrageous structures and pulling off the craziest pranks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited riches and power in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with danger, excitement, and of course, plenty of laughs at the expense of those pesky Janny fags.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

IE5 Renaissance

IE5, Renaissance, Roleplay

Industrial Earth 5 is the product of several people’s passion for history over several years, set in the 15th century on a 1:500 scale map of Europe and its surroundings.

The server has been up for about a month, but most of our dedicated players don’t have the time to grind all day, which means new players won’t be too far behind established community members. There’s still time to catch up!

Build a city, pretend to be a Renaissance prince or build an empire.

The most important thing to know if you’re wondering if this server is for you is that you don’t need to be an expert on the history of the time period. We only ask that you be willing to learn something to better represent your nation.

Presently, we’re looking for dedicated players or groups to fill major nations of the day – specifically France, the Ottoman Empire, Poland, Sweden, the Papal States, or the Mamluks to create a more immersive experience.

Discord membership required for coordination purposes. Mic preferred but not mandated.

Discord: https://discord.gg/6sSCQS5Km8

IP: 212.192.29.86:25581

Dynmap: http://212.192.29.86:25604/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

✨1 18.1 – 1.20.4 | ON JANUARY 1 THERE WAS A WIPE✨ Minecraft server

Clans, classic, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, No Dupe, Pirate, Private, PvP, Quests, RPG, Russian, Survival, Weddings, Without Launcher

Welcome to our unique server!

A variety of game modes, exciting mini-games and a friendly community await you here! ?

Unleash your creativity in creative mode! Use huge rafts, the powerful WorldEdit tool and a variety of furniture to create amazing structures. All that matters here is imagination! ✨

In survival mode, real adventures await you! Fight unique bosses, research new items and develop your economy. Join the clan and overcome all difficulties together with your friends! ⚔️

Try your hand at BedWars – team battles where you need to protect your bed and destroy the beds of your opponents. This exciting challenge will not leave you indifferent!

Our friendly community always welcomes new players! Here you will find friends, exchange experiences and enjoy the game in a pleasant atmosphere. We are ready to help in all matters and make your stay on the server unforgettable!

Join us and plunge into a world where fantasy, adventure and fun are combined in one server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Hyperborea Action-Adventure (1.19.2-1.20.4)

Adventure, Bosses, Dungeon, Dungeons, Other, RPG

Hyperborea is an action-adventure server stylized as a classic adventure map campaign, featuring engaging custom combat and a mysterious story. Venture past the edge of the known world and discover nameless things.

Features:• 20+ hours of gameplay• Custom combat, enemies, and world• Multiple endings• Post-game expansion• Optional challenge modes• Achievements• Enemy bestiary

Discord:https://discord.com/invite/esBNQrf8Gd

Built, written and designed by Jake_Rune. Plugin contributions from Moatimus. Additional builds by Bdog. Trailer music by efefski. Special thanks to the Relentless community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MAGIC ANARCHY Minecraft server

FREE ADMIN, WEAPONS, SEX AND WEDDINGS

You won’t find this on the server.

MAGIC ANARCHY is a classic anarchic Minecraft, with a corresponding community and atmosphere.

Server Features:

-Complete anarchy

NO:

-Donatov

-Privatov

-Vaipov

-Rules

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	91
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

24Mine Minecraft server

Maniac, Parkour, Sky Wars

24Mine [RUS.1.1] is a Russian-language game server based on the video game Minecraft Pocket Edition. A server with a unique set of custom functions and many distinctive features designed specifically for your maximum comfort.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Animals Bred:	154
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	New Chunks Explored:	534567
Dragons Tamed:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

ZillaSMP

Roleplay, ZillaSMP

ZillaSMP; Kingdoms and Politics

ZillaSMP is a Western European themed medieval roleplay SMP with kingdoms, naval warfare, tradable currency, and light RPG mechanics. It’s almost like an entirely new game inside of Minecraft! (no mods are required to join)

ZillaSMP is set in a time between King Alfred the Great’s death, and the formation of England; just as King Alfred’s kingdom of Wessex took its last stand against the vikings. It’s not intended to be 100% historically or geographically accurate, it’s meant to serve as a playable “alternate timeline” that is written through player actions and roleplay.

As with any roleplay server, there are many different roles you can choose or be selected for; knight, pirate, viking, lord, liege, etc. There are many kingdoms spread out in ZillaSMP’s 20k by 20k sized map; allowing chances for trade, war, conflict, and negotiations.

Features

Different medieval faction types, like kingdoms, knighthoods, trade guilds, and viking tribes
A feudalistic hierarchy and land claim system
Lore, which is written through player roleplay
Proximity-based voice chat
An RPG mob leveling system based on experience
Tradable currency and chest shops
Cannons
Real boats that you can build, captain, and attach cannons to
Real tactical planning and defense building

More Information

To learn more about ZillaSMP, please check out our gameplay guide! ZillaSMP Gameplay Guide: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1VJ2_0upgUloglrhO2lp9MyMOgRhGSY0ngVstraeIgaI/edit?usp=sharing

How to Join

To join ZillaSMP, please join our Discord server and follow the instructions in the ZillaSMP Info channel! ZillaSMP Discord: https://discord.gg/Jbjk3EbcVR

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

anybody wanna play a minecraft 1.7.3 beta server with me

1.7.3, Beta, Minecraft, Play, Server, Vanilla, Wanna

IP:146.59.220.208:25619 this server does NOT belong to me, its a pretty old minecraft server, it has alot of features without mods, when you first join the server you need to register. DO NOT forget your password or everything you have will delete or unable to use them. if you need help joining the servers. do not worry because you can contact me here in the comments, and please contact me if you wanna play, i dont know any admins of the server, there’s often peploe but i cant reach to them. theres a main city at spawn. please do not try to grief anything because this is history. a fine server, there might be some connection problems, like the mobs can kill you for a far distance. please do not try to kill the mobs or destroy the trees in the city. also try to be a farmer for food. the portals might be bugged and send you to different locations but don’t worry its normal. always make a nice looking house and try to finish it! the server is too old. (2011) so it’s remembered for being this old. also dong harm other players and be peaceful. thanks for reading this and see you in the server!!!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Buildings Constructed:	26	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

The oasis SMP

Oasis, smp, Vanilla

Have you wanted a TRUE vanilla server?

One with no claims or silly plugins?

Well this is the server for you it has everything that Minecraft can offer plus interactions with other players. The server as a active small community with 4-5 on during peak business hours (around 6PM EST) This server has tons of little artifacts of the past while still being relatively young, and because it’s so young you will still be able to catch up so join now! The only rule is not cheating, hacking, X-Raying or anything of that sort.

Ip: jamysmp.dedimc.io

Discord: https://discord.gg/2dBJAH24Na

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Dimension Hops:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Spectre SMP

smp, Spectre

Spectre SMP is a vanilla 1.20.4 SMP based on the foundation set by Hermitcraft. We aim to provide a collaborative and friendly space for friends to play Minecraft together and for awesome creations to be made! Begone, playing singleplayer in multiplayer survival servers! Begone, being the only person making a beautiful megabase! ✨

What do we offer?

Spectre SMP offers a friendly and symbiotic community to help each other get what we want done! Players are encouraged to hold their events and communal projects, not just staff! 🫂
We focus on longevity, so you can expect a long-term world that continues to spark motivation in its players. We discourage speedrunning all the best farms and rushing to get every little thing you can; we want players to give back to the world by building beautiful builds and awesome redstone projects! 🏰
The economy is based on diamonds, which means you can sell your goods and services for that oh-so-lovely blue stuff! All the while, generosity is promoted, so no one holds a monopoly over anything important! 💎
The server comes with the wonderful Dungeons & Taverns structure datapack, as well as many Vanilla Tweaks datapacks installed to liven up the game and keep it from going too stale. ⚔️

We are looking for:

builders and redstoners who want to show off their skills and help make the server a fun environment. PVP and brainless grinding is not what we want.
players who interact often and well with other members.
creative and dedicated minds who set large and impressive goals for the long term.
active community members who will regularly set time to chat and discuss projects for the server.

If you’re interested in joining, hop into our Discord server. You can send us an application there.

https://discord.gg/qxW24KgEas

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Towns Built:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Cherry Block

BLOCK, Cherry, smp

Introducing Cherry Block: Your Gateway to Enhanced Minecraft Adventure

Step into a world where collaboration and camaraderie flourish, immersing yourself in a vibrant and welcoming community. Unleash an unparalleled gameplay experience, meticulously tailored with our premium quality of life modifications. We’ve curated the finest features from the Vanilla Tweaks mod, striking the perfect balance between enhanced gameplay and the authentic essence of Minecraft. Embark on your extraordinary journey today, exclusively on Cherry Block!

Guided by a simple philosophy:

🌟 Embrace the Golden Rule: Treat others as you wish to be treated.

🚫 No room for griefing or stealing.

⚔️ Zero tolerance for hacking or cheating.

Unveiling the server’s key details:

🌐 Server IP: cherryblock.org

Bedrock Port: 25565

⏰ Our server remains almost 24/7 operational, ensuring non-stop excitement.

🎉 Join our vibrant community, thriving since 2019, as we eagerly await your arrival on our Discord. Together, let’s create unforgettable memories.

Elevate your Minecraft experience. Choose Cherry Block.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

ICE & FIRE – Game of Thrones

Fire, Game, Ice, Roleplay, Thrones

❄️ Ice & Fire 🔥

Factions • Roleplay • Quests • Events

Upon joining this remarkable server you will have plenty opportunities to Roleplay, Embark on quests, Join a great house of your choosing and even join in on the many events one of which being to determine who sits on the iron throne!

Begin your journey now! Whether you choose to reside in the political lands of Westeros or the Vast lands of Essos both will let you explore the stunning creations built by the very players on the server.

Do you have what it takes to win the Game of Thrones?

For more info or to discuss, come join our community of over 600 members on discord!!

https://discord.gg/mYAPQbsSSD

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Dragon Eggs Found:	2841	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Endercraft SMP

endercraft, smp

Endercraft SMP is starting, and accepting a wave of new people. Content creators and streamers are welcome, but Endercraft is not limited to them; anyone can join.

Please watch this video for more information, then apply here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-eMHfDAtSA&t=2s (for more detail)

https://forms.gle/QVVwahP46P2TcJ6R9 (to apply)

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Emeralds Found:	772	Villages Defended:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Zombie Dances:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

synserv’s survival!

Semi Vanilla, Survival, synservs

Hey guys 🙂 Just made a brand new server after not hosting one for a while and would love to see some new friendly faces! The server is still kind of under construction (still adding items to item shop, working out a few kinks with plugins) but is completely functional and ready for gameplay!

We have 4-5 consistently active players right now and we’d love to play with some new people. We are super chill and laid back, and the server offers a refresing semi-vanilla experience with quality-of-life features like keepinv, tpa, useful warps, landclaim, vote rewards, and more!

Come say hi!

||| SERVER IP: us1.synserv.net |||

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Villages Defended:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Grimwald SMP Java, New World

Grimwald, java, smp, world

Version 1.20.4

World started yesterday

About us we are a small mainly vanilla server with some quality of life datapacks from vanilla tweaks and plugins to protect the server from hackers and griefers. Anyone is welcome as long as you follow the rules

Features

-Proximity voicechat, this is optional but it’s there if you want to use it

-Vanilla tweaks datapacks for quality of life

-Coreprotect instead of land claim to protect the server against theft and griefing (This allows us to revert the world to previous states and ban those responsible)

-Hard difficulty

Democracy, all major server decisions are voted on by the players

-Updates to new versions soon after they come out

-Vanilla like configs, TNT, rail and carpet duping is allowed, bedrock breaking works etc.

-Friendly community

-Minigames and events

-Group projects

-No pay to win or voting to access stuff

Apply here: https://forms.gle/uKNZd6JzVjRjQK5H9

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Emeralds Found:	4171
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	33

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CloudMC Season 4 OUT NOW!

CloudMC, Season, smp

CloudMC season 4 has officially launched and it’s time for you to play!

The map of CloudMC season 4 is something you have not seen yet! The map features 2 vertical stacked dimensions, which are the overworld and sky islands and possibly a cave world coming soon….

To claim a nation, you make a team in-game to set your home, and use the map in discord to mark your land so its protected from griefers and thieves. Claims are enforced through staff, so any damage done by outsiders will be rolled back.

When you have a nation to server, its important to establish relations with others, like alliances and trade deals. This is to build up your own power and perhaps undermine your rival’s power.

If you need to, you can declare war. In wars, KeepInventory is turned off, and its a team deatchmatch to control the battlefield. And remember, good planning, clever tactics and dicipline amongst your soldiers is the key to success! (example of war https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zor2KtiLyx4)

Bedrock is supported

IP: cloudmc.uk

Discord: https://discord.com/invite/vKfAZwkdJE

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	New Chunks Explored:	756194
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dimension Hops:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.