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Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 487 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Ores Mined: | 8694 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 26 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
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