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Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 4471 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 997 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 456 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Alien Abductions: | 4 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 |
Join us for a chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a horde of evil chickens, and even participate in a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and throw confetti instead of exploding!
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that can breakdance and spit fireballs at your enemies. Plus, every player gets their own personal unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers out of its horn.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most ludicrous, absurd, and downright hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!