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Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 9679 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Love Letters Sent: | 8 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 17 |
Alien Abductions: | 5 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
Join us for a chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a horde of evil chickens, and even participate in a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and throw confetti instead of exploding!
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that can breakdance and spit fireballs at your enemies. Plus, every player gets their own personal unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers out of its horn.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most ludicrous, absurd, and downright hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!