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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 9075 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 15 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 |
Potions Brewed: | 25 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
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