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Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 5688 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 24 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 9623 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
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