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Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 6460 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 10 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Mines Excavated: | 3133 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 22 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 7 |
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