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Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 1082 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 16 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 1347 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs as they soar through the sky, battling evil chickens with laser eyes. Build your own castle made entirely of rainbow blocks and defend it from an army of zombie llamas.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-encrusted sheep that poops out golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party cave where all the mobs go to boogie down.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life!