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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 565 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 6 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs as they soar through the sky, battling evil chickens with laser eyes. Build your own castle made entirely of rainbow blocks and defend it from an army of zombie llamas.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-encrusted sheep that poops out golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party cave where all the mobs go to boogie down.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life!